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Pippa Middleton's book flops; plus, some captain obvious advice

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Pippa Middleton has reportedly refused to do any promotion interviews for her book Celebrate as she fears embarrassing her sister Kate and brother-in-law Prince William because the book has managed to sell only 5,000 copies, despite her 4,00,000-pound advance.

Two weeks ago, the 29-year-old socialite helped publisher Penguin launch her party planning book in a blaze of publicity.

The book is being sold for a discounted price of 12 pounds and 13 pounds, down from it’s initial price of 25 pounds.

The book has slumped to 177 in Amazon’s UK book charts, and Penguin is in danger of failing to recoup its generous advance.

In America, the book was ranked at 303 by Amazon.


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Food and drink:

1.
"You can cut up your chicken into portions consisting of the drumstick, thigh, breast and wing."


2.
"I like breakfast. A good morning meal brightens any day."

3.
"Depending on what vegetables are in season, serve them freshly boiled or steamed on the side."

4.
"A really late start warrants brunch, in lieu of lunch."

5.
"There is something very British about tea."

Entertaining:

6.
"Games are not only fun but are also useful for keeping children at the table."

7.
"Don't forget to put a pitcher of water and glasses on the table or a nearby side table if there's no room."

8.
"Do designate a space for guests' coats. Empty hooks or coat racks so guests can use them, leave a number of spare hangers on stair banisters or open a bedroom for the purpose."


9.
"Do use ordinary jars and pitchers for flowers if you've run out of vases."

Camping:

10.
"[Star-gazing] is best in pitch darkness on a very clear night, and can be exciting even for quite young children."


11.
"Make a checklist—it's otherwise too easy to forget essentials, and it's useful to have when you arrive home to make sure nothing is missing."

12.
"Keep your campfire a manageable size, making sure water is always nearby just in case."

New Year's Eve:

13.
"Although each country has its own traditional customs and superstitions, it's a universal experience as people wait for the first day of the new year to reach them."

14.
"Don't forget to have some bubbly for midnight toasts."


15.
"As the clock strikes midnight, link arms with friends and family and sing in the new year to 'Auld Lang Syne.' Pop corks and toast the year ahead."
Valentine's Day:

16.
"[F]lowers are a traditional Valentine's token, and red roses are the classic symbol of romance, be it a dozen hand tied in a beautiful bouquet or simply a single stem."

17.
"Switch off the television to play cards or a board game for two. Backgammon is a personal favorite, but I always forget how to set up pieces on a board, so use the photograph [of a set board included in Celebrate] to avoid any potential disagreements."

Gift-wrapping:

18.
"A well-wrapped gift helps express how much thought you've put into it. Don't forget to remove the price tag from the gift..."

19.
"Place the present on the paper to gauge how much you will need, then cut to length."


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sursumcorda 14th-Nov-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
so it's a book of common sense?
jilicious 14th-Nov-2012 06:12 am (UTC)
it's a book of msn.com/lifestyle/20-tips-to-a-basic-ass-holiday-party
joc_strap 14th-Nov-2012 06:20 am (UTC)
lmao.
the_wolski 14th-Nov-2012 06:41 am (UTC)
lol
swissbeauty23 14th-Nov-2012 06:43 am (UTC)
LOL
jeugd1 14th-Nov-2012 07:01 am (UTC)
LMAO
cerseilannister 14th-Nov-2012 07:12 am (UTC)
lol
icangoforthat 14th-Nov-2012 07:51 am (UTC)
lmaoo
firecracker_sj 14th-Nov-2012 11:08 am (UTC)
lol dead
andthenwevomit 14th-Nov-2012 11:37 am (UTC)
LOL
howlcosmiclove 14th-Nov-2012 12:24 pm (UTC)
lmao accurate
hawaii_bombay 14th-Nov-2012 01:43 pm (UTC)
LOL
pastelstar 14th-Nov-2012 03:09 pm (UTC)
hahahahahaha
gogeta1 14th-Nov-2012 04:58 pm (UTC)
lol
ljubavirakija 14th-Nov-2012 05:49 pm (UTC)
LOL
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