"Paul looks like one of those creepy guys that mooch off you and are super pretentious and like he'd name his kid 'Lanolin'."

you always give the most accurate personality descriptions lol. I really want them to have a kid now just because the LULZ it will bring not only with how much they will monger the paps and mags for bump shots and how many songs they will write for her love bump, but now what they will name the poor sucker before they get divorced in a blaze of glory.