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6:22 pm - 11/13/2012

Judge Judy hits the beach in a bikini for her 70th birthday!



No objection here!

On Monday's episode of "Katie," Judith Sheindlin (better known as Judge Judy) chats with host Katie Couric about celebrating her 70th birthday.

The tough TV judge turned the big 7-0 on Oct. 21, and celebrated the milestone by showing off her still slim, toned bod. Sheindlin brought a photo to share of herself posing in a sexy white bikini on her big day. However, the reality courtroom star, who is a mother to seven children, did wear a lacy (but see-through) white cover-up.

"Florence Henderson told me 70 is the new 50," she told Couric of the 78-year-old former "Brady Bunch" actress.

In May 2012, Sheindlin launched the advice-sharing website whatwouldjudysay.com. In a video posted Nov. 1, she discussed planning for your funeral.

"If I had my choice, I'd skip the topic altogether and live forever," she said. "Since that may not be an option, the details surrounding an eternal resting place should be given a little thought."

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ponpiri 14th-Nov-2012 12:13 am (UTC)
Get it, gurl!
lumosofmylife 14th-Nov-2012 12:13 am (UTC)
gee 14th-Nov-2012 12:13 am (UTC)
Wooooow, looking good.
phillymademe 14th-Nov-2012 12:13 am (UTC)
get it Judy!
skrillex 14th-Nov-2012 12:13 am (UTC)
she's perf omg
redaodai 14th-Nov-2012 12:14 am (UTC)
odontv 14th-Nov-2012 12:17 am (UTC)
LMAO
crazyyogurt 14th-Nov-2012 01:06 am (UTC)
This is pretty much how I feel about Judy's trains of logic. She draws the strangest conclusions, often.
vampireweekend 14th-Nov-2012 12:15 am (UTC)
life inspo imo
zurbraran 14th-Nov-2012 12:15 am (UTC)
I love Judge Judy. She should run for mayor of New York. Byrd will be deputy mayor, obviously.
im_chris_hansen 14th-Nov-2012 03:11 am (UTC)
he needs a new office to do his crossword puzzles in
harborafternoon 14th-Nov-2012 12:15 am (UTC)
ugh! she is such a conservative mouthpiece. it's disgusting how she mixes her conservative beliefs in with her case judgements or whatever. i also dislike how she interrogates people on irrelevant stuff like jobs and children. ugh ugh ugh
hobnailedboots 14th-Nov-2012 12:19 am (UTC)
receipts? She appears to be a democrat to me.

harborafternoon 14th-Nov-2012 12:25 am (UTC)
uh. watch the show?
and conservativism doesn't preclude being a democrat~. in fact, the us is fairly conservative wrt both major parties compared to other developed and 'western' nations, which is why it's so silly when american conservatives threaten to leave for canada or australia or scandinavia or the uk.
friarsfire 14th-Nov-2012 12:26 am (UTC)
FLAWLESS COMMENTARY THERE

But if you watch her show with any regularity, you'd see what the OC is talking about.

Edited at 2012-11-14 12:27 am (UTC)
friarsfire 14th-Nov-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
I agree with the bluntness and her NHF this BS attitude and with a fair amount of her beliefs, but ITA with what you're saying. A lot of her interrogations about personal lives are unwarranted.
proxy 14th-Nov-2012 12:15 am (UTC)
Off Topic (and possibly late)

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blessedbell 14th-Nov-2012 12:17 am (UTC)
There was ectoplasm seeping from his stilton sword and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's open-faced ham sandwich looking like Terry Waite's allotment, and I was no different!

NOOOOOO WHYYY
friarsfire 14th-Nov-2012 12:18 am (UTC)
I fucking YELPED.

The unrelenting orgasms from his all-beef thermometer slamming my south mouth made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. By now, my moose knuckle was frothing like a rabid dog. My meat purse was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The thrusting makes me spout my tuna tunnel tears all over his wensleydale wand. After having my quivering mound of love pudding thrusted, he then proceeded to hammer my chocolate starfish.
vampireweekend 14th-Nov-2012 12:19 am (UTC)
My tuna canal was trembling like jelly. After having my cod cave slammed, he then proceeded to pound my chocolate starfish. The thrusting makes me ejects my shrimp sap all over his bald avenger. By now, my hatchet wound was salivating like a rabid dog. The unrelenting orgasms from his greasy kebab skewer thrusting my gashtray made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown.
hobnailedboots 14th-Nov-2012 12:21 am (UTC)
ahaha

"My cake hole was so full of throbbing quim dagger and magician's wax, the steamin' semen was weeping down my chin and onto my fiery biscuits. I can't wait to gobble the creamy load from his cervix cigar. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's purple cabbage looking like the Japanese flag, and I was no different! With my flappy meal now much like a horse's collar, he thought it was time to start plunging my marmite motorway. Is now the time to tell him I really need to launch a toilet twinkie, I wondered?"
batsublue 14th-Nov-2012 12:24 am (UTC)

I can't wait to devour the penis pudding from his love muscle. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his womb raider stuffed deeper into my soft tight anus. The mixture of toilet twinkie and cock snot in my fudge factory created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The plowing of my mud flap was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his tallywacker deep in my turd cutter. After having my smush mitten fucked, he then proceeded to plow my fudge factory.

ponpiri 14th-Nov-2012 12:33 am (UTC)
My mouth was so full of slut slayer and cock snot, the penis pudding was draining down my chin and onto my boobage. The hammering makes me spritz my beige slime all over his bald avenger. It was bliss having his jebend shoved inside me again; stuffing my bearded haddock pasty with a gerbil just didn't get my enchilada of love splurging like it used to. After having my smush mitten thrusted, he then proceeded to plow my black hole. The unrelenting orgasms from his balony pony fucking my moose knuckle made me come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown.
djtino224 14th-Nov-2012 12:50 am (UTC)
"Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard haemorrhaging from my marmite motorway and all over my swollen budgie's tongue. The feeling of his ectoplasm frothing down my throat got my vertical moisture flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. By now, my gammon alley was frothing like Augustus Gloop at Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his slut slayer made my tuna tunnel tears weep like a hungry pig at a trough. I awoke the next morning with my furry cup still weeping. I thought it was over but his veiny quim prod had other ideas."

I'm in tears tbh
mercystars 14th-Nov-2012 12:55 am (UTC)
There was creamy load sliming from his cumtree and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. My gaping slime hole was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The unrelenting orgasms from his skin flute fucking my sperm socket made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's bald man in a boat looking like a twisted slipper, and I was no different! After having my salmon slit slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my turd-herder.
whataboutdasha 14th-Nov-2012 02:10 am (UTC)
Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax slobbering from my rusty sherif's badge and all over my open-faced ham sandwich. There was penis pudding seeping from his love muscle and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The fucking makes me squirt my pussy batter all over his timed slimer. The feeling of his cock snot salivating down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. With my flappy meal now much like a bucket of smashed crabs, he thought it was time to start probing my brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered?
xena_mademegay 14th-Nov-2012 12:18 am (UTC)
katie is sitting on guests' side
crucified 14th-Nov-2012 12:19 am (UTC)
She looks good for her age, I never would have guessed she's that old.
yssim999 14th-Nov-2012 12:19 am (UTC)
judge judy is my favorite tv show.
deathbytamarind 14th-Nov-2012 12:20 am (UTC)
Werq bitch!
chimbleysweep 14th-Nov-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
DAAAMN girl.
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