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Janeane Garofalo: I Was Married For 20 Years Without Knowing It

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Janeane Garofalo just made an interesting discovery — she’s been married for the last 20 years.

The comedian and actress explained the situation at a New York Comedy Festival reunion for “The Ben Stiller Show” over the weekend.

It seems Garofalo and Rob Cohen, a writer on the show, got drunk and hitched in Las Vegas as a goof in the early 1990s, not realizing the marriage was legal.

With Cohen about to tie the knot with another woman, his earlier marriage was unearthed, and he and Garafalo were forced to end it officially.

“Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight,” the New York Post quotes Garofalo as telling the Comedy Festival crowd on Saturday. “We were married for 20 years until this evening.”

She explained, “We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.”


While the just-divorced couple may have been married for two decades, it seems their romance was never really built for the long haul.

Garofalo said of their dating days, “I’m sure I was terrible,” to which Cohen replied, “I will confirm that.”

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baboona 13th-Nov-2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
protect the sanctity of marriage
cricketgrl 13th-Nov-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
I fucking hate the idea of Marriage. It's out dated and such a bullshit union that traps people into relationships. It's no wonder so many people fuck around on their husbands and wives with this ridiculous scam.

yoshiyuki_ly 13th-Nov-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
I'm sensing some cynicism in your comment.
cricketgrl 13th-Nov-2012 10:23 pm (UTC)
You're sensing a reality that you don't want to deal with.
ericasays 13th-Nov-2012 10:26 pm (UTC)
so because you don't like marriage, no one should ever get married again? okay.

don't like the idea of being married? don't get married!
tigermilk 13th-Nov-2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
Baaaaaaysickly yeah. If you don't like marriage, don't get married. I say that to the same people do don't like [gay] marriage and abortions. No one is making you do it.
mjspice 14th-Nov-2012 05:08 pm (UTC)
Yeah agree with this.
yoshiyuki_ly 13th-Nov-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
It feels too late to tell you that was sarcasm.
violue 14th-Nov-2012 12:02 am (UTC)
lmao
dannyupshaw 13th-Nov-2012 11:34 pm (UTC)
wait till you're old
cricketgrl 13th-Nov-2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
wait until your alone

We all die alone bint.
fuckyess 14th-Nov-2012 02:28 am (UTC)
traps people? because it's not a choice?
wristtattoos 14th-Nov-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
so don't get married?
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