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Janeane Garofalo: I Was Married For 20 Years Without Knowing It

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Janeane Garofalo just made an interesting discovery — she’s been married for the last 20 years.

The comedian and actress explained the situation at a New York Comedy Festival reunion for “The Ben Stiller Show” over the weekend.

It seems Garofalo and Rob Cohen, a writer on the show, got drunk and hitched in Las Vegas as a goof in the early 1990s, not realizing the marriage was legal.

With Cohen about to tie the knot with another woman, his earlier marriage was unearthed, and he and Garafalo were forced to end it officially.

“Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight,” the New York Post quotes Garofalo as telling the Comedy Festival crowd on Saturday. “We were married for 20 years until this evening.”

She explained, “We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.”


While the just-divorced couple may have been married for two decades, it seems their romance was never really built for the long haul.

Garofalo said of their dating days, “I’m sure I was terrible,” to which Cohen replied, “I will confirm that.”

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baboona 13th-Nov-2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
protect the sanctity of marriage
cricketgrl 13th-Nov-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
I fucking hate the idea of Marriage. It's out dated and such a bullshit union that traps people into relationships. It's no wonder so many people fuck around on their husbands and wives with this ridiculous scam.

yoshiyuki_ly 13th-Nov-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
I'm sensing some cynicism in your comment.
dannyupshaw 13th-Nov-2012 11:34 pm (UTC)
wait till you're old
fuckyess 14th-Nov-2012 02:28 am (UTC)
traps people? because it's not a choice?
wristtattoos 14th-Nov-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
so don't get married?
atomicdogmeat 13th-Nov-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
Who the fuck thinks getting married is a laugh. I do not get it.
snuffyqui45 13th-Nov-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
they were drunk though. Lots of shit seems like a good idea drunk.

I'd get drunk married in Vegas just to say I did tbh. I'd annul it but I totally would.
beetlebums 13th-Nov-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
My marriage would be legit cause I dont want a traditional wedding


and im usually drunk

Edited at 2012-11-13 10:19 pm (UTC)
glittersecrecy 14th-Nov-2012 12:10 am (UTC)
same. every time i go to vegas, i wonder if this will be the time.
poopanna 13th-Nov-2012 10:24 pm (UTC)
I thought this was pretty fucking funny.
drcorton 13th-Nov-2012 10:37 pm (UTC)
did you not see Friends?
rabbitncavylove 14th-Nov-2012 01:44 am (UTC)
well that prob happens a lot in Vegas? not saying it's right but it happens
mjspice 14th-Nov-2012 05:09 pm (UTC)
IKR? Marriage isn't a joke.
aflaminghalo 13th-Nov-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
Yet another thing to be terrified of: accidental marriage.
bluepassiflora 13th-Nov-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
Someone didn't read the pamphlet "Accidental Marriage: It could happen to you!"
ms_mmelissa 13th-Nov-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
LOL I'm pretty sure she did know about it. I knew about it and I'm not even a fan. It's on her imdb page that she married him and they didn't bother to get a divorce after they broke up.
tutuhead 13th-Nov-2012 11:50 pm (UTC)
lmao
snuffyqui45 13th-Nov-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
LOL.
pacificway 13th-Nov-2012 10:41 pm (UTC)
1. HA! I've been 3 times and better start doing that.

2. DAMN - Michael Corleone. The End.
heure_actuelle 14th-Nov-2012 01:48 am (UTC)
lmao seriously? ilu
ritzyroxie 13th-Nov-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
You see why we must preserve natural marriage from the homosexuals?

This here is what God intended Marriage to be. <3
coulson 13th-Nov-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
LOVE IS DEAD
yoshiyuki_ly 13th-Nov-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
Your comment reminds me of the game over screen in Catherine lol

cricketgrl 13th-Nov-2012 10:22 pm (UTC)
People that equate marriage to love are stupid.

People that stay together without marriage but for true adoration for each other is real love. While others stay in marriages for 30 years then divorce or have scandalous affairs.

Fuck that shit. People need to be free to love without the pressure of marriage.

Edited at 2012-11-13 10:24 pm (UTC)
coulson 13th-Nov-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
flyingpigs_live 13th-Nov-2012 10:31 pm (UTC)
my parents have been married for over 30 years and are still crazily in love.
loveisdesire 13th-Nov-2012 10:33 pm (UTC)
What is this bitterness?
dubiously 13th-Nov-2012 10:50 pm (UTC)
Ray of sunshine right here.
mcwicca 13th-Nov-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
ohwutevernvm 13th-Nov-2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
Love has been already dead for quite a long time now. deceased, shredded, buried, duped and dumped, kicked to the crib, a has been, secondhand embarrassing rom-coms, too dried up and defriended etc etc. what is romance nowadays? show yourself, true love!

hazel_belle 13th-Nov-2012 11:50 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE DEAD TOO COULSON
mjspice 14th-Nov-2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
Sad truth.
baglady25 13th-Nov-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
How very Ross and Rachel!
morbo_rozilla 13th-Nov-2012 10:28 pm (UTC)
My first thought.
caravels 13th-Nov-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
this is kind of funny, ilh
golden_train 13th-Nov-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
lmao.
astrologee 13th-Nov-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
omg i love her. i mean i've only seen her in romy & michele's high school reunion, but still.
maryhurt 13th-Nov-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
omg what did she do to her face?
mrmidwest 13th-Nov-2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
lost a lot of weight
roguewave3 13th-Nov-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
weight loss, botox, etc

Edited at 2012-11-13 10:45 pm (UTC)
colormebadd 14th-Nov-2012 12:26 am (UTC)
she aged
vidriodeperlas 14th-Nov-2012 01:29 am (UTC)
nothing? she looks the same, just older and skinner
bluepassiflora 13th-Nov-2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
Somewhere someone just started writing a screenplay based on this premise.
opusdeihohoho 13th-Nov-2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
what? yes she knew wtf ..
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