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12:06 am - 11/12/2012

Fifty Shades of Grey leads woman to divorce her husband

A British woman is divorcing her hubby on grounds the erotic bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey failed to get a rise out of his languishing libido.

The high-powered banker, who earns more than $600,000 a year, charged that her attempt to jump start their love life with author E.L. James’s raunchy novel backfired when her “boring” husband accused her of “unreasonable behavior.”

The 41-year-old woman’s attorney said it was the first time someone has cited the book — dubbed “mommy porn” for its explicit themes of bondage and S&M in a divorce petition.

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jessepinkman o m g — 12th-Nov-2012 06:46 am (UTC)

one_song_for_me Re: o m g — 12th-Nov-2012 08:51 am (UTC)

Q <3333

therearewords Re: o m g — 12th-Nov-2012 10:02 am (UTC)

Mmmmm more Quartermaster in the next film please.

wristtattoos 12th-Nov-2012 06:47 am (UTC)

what was the last LOL-worthy mishap ya'll had sexually?

ps tampon sex is NAGL. bf learned that the hard way.

rinkura 12th-Nov-2012 06:57 am (UTC)

We were about to engage in some desk sex, the leg was wobbly though and it ended up falling in pieces from the weight lol

rinkura 12th-Nov-2012 06:57 am (UTC)

Not any of our legs, the desk leg

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violue 12th-Nov-2012 07:05 am (UTC)

his PS2 fell off a high shelf and landed on my head. the corner.

it was a first gen too, so it was heavy.

I was also on my period and left a stain on the carpet.

and at one point he fell asleep cause he was drunk as hale.

it was just a disaster of an encounter but I can't help but lol at it now.

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kvetch_kvetch 12th-Nov-2012 07:16 am (UTC)

i thought it would be hilarious if i had sex in the school mailroom, so i did. and got caught. it would have been fine but the next day the guy was such a baby about it, he was all worried that they would track my swipe card and swore me to secrecy... too bad i had already told EEEEEEVERYONE oop.

idk i don't have a lot of really bad mishaps

vampireweekend 12th-Nov-2012 07:18 am (UTC)

when we got caught having sex in his car by his neighbor >_>

they decided to knock on our window but we didn't respond

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deathbytamarind 12th-Nov-2012 07:21 am (UTC)

Not too many funny or embarrassing ones for me, except the time my BF and I were visiting his dad and we were horny and had no place to go do it without being blatantly obvious so we told his dad we were going out for a walk. We went to an elementary school campus nearby (it was like 11pm) and did it on one of the picnic benches. I didn't realize until we got back to his dad's place that I'd left my underwear at the school.

dumpweeds 12th-Nov-2012 07:27 am (UTC)

not me but my roommate gave her bf a bj after eating jalapeños

just let that sink in

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one_song_for_me 12th-Nov-2012 08:52 am (UTC)

we were having sex on his dresser and knocked his PS3, his figures, and almost his tv off of it lol.

onyxobsidian 12th-Nov-2012 08:54 am (UTC)

My friend told me about how he was super drunk and brought this guy home, and they started fucking, and my friend had to get up because he had to puke.
He went to the bathroom, bent over the sink and puked in it, and the guy came behind him and started fucking him again.

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hoot 12th-Nov-2012 01:05 pm (UTC)

Just the other day my BF and I were staying in a house with a bunch of his family members (it was rented out for a family wedding). My boyfriend and I started going at it one night...then we heard his dad and step-mother doing the same in the other room. That killed the mood and we just put on our iPods for 20 minutes until the noises stopped. :(

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must_go_faster 12th-Nov-2012 06:21 pm (UTC)

(anal) cum farts tbh

magicians_hat 12th-Nov-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)

We were on the floor and a drawer was open. He swung around to change position and BOOM banged his forehead on the corner of the drawer. He had a weird cut and was bleeding. He just put a tissue on it and we continued having sex, so it worked out I guess.

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diosabellissima O/T but — 12th-Nov-2012 06:49 am (UTC)

I live on a lake and this one duck outside has the creepiest quack. It sounds like it's maniacally saying, "HA. HA. HA. HA." like some weird sociopath.

I'm going to die tonight.

aquanite Re: O/T but — 12th-Nov-2012 07:09 am (UTC)

LOOOOOL omg I love when ducks quack like that. There was one at our marina that did the same thing, it was hilarious

deathbytamarind Re: O/T but — 12th-Nov-2012 07:21 am (UTC)

lol this comment is making me laugh so much because I can totally hear it like that.

wristtattoos Re: O/T but — 12th-Nov-2012 07:35 am (UTC)

i want to adopt that duck

troy_macclure Re: O/T but — 12th-Nov-2012 08:03 am (UTC)

mte. The ducks near me hiss like cats tho.

swissbeauty23 Re: O/T but — 12th-Nov-2012 08:20 am (UTC)

LMAO

crystalzelda Re: O/T but — 12th-Nov-2012 08:24 am (UTC)

lolirl, omggg

winter_lace Re: O/T but — 12th-Nov-2012 08:37 am (UTC)

ducks are creepy

hormoaning 12th-Nov-2012 08:55 am (UTC)

creepiest quack is killing me

leaf_collector Re: O/T but — 12th-Nov-2012 09:19 am (UTC)

lol noooo

ch33rylips 12th-Nov-2012 06:49 am (UTC)

ediesedgwick 12th-Nov-2012 01:28 pm (UTC)

this guy's room....

alienclit 12th-Nov-2012 03:00 pm (UTC)

it looks like he's saying SEEWEOUSLEEE

mhfromnh 12th-Nov-2012 06:50 am (UTC)

I think my cat is on crack.

brightstarmara 12th-Nov-2012 02:47 pm (UTC)

All cats are on crack. It's what they do :)

lovetake_over 12th-Nov-2012 06:51 am (UTC)

just... everything...

onyxobsidian 12th-Nov-2012 06:53 am (UTC)

groundcrown 12th-Nov-2012 07:21 am (UTC)

bless this gif

scared_money 12th-Nov-2012 06:55 am (UTC)

are they still doing a movie for this?

hawaii_bombay 12th-Nov-2012 07:01 am (UTC)

They have a screenwriter already; I only hope my IRL Disney prince Matt Bomer stays away from this shit.

chvnel 12th-Nov-2012 06:55 am (UTC)

oh god people were talking about this book in my Women's Studies class, one girl had the audacity to pull the book out and call it "a great read" and how quickly time flies when she's reading it on the train.

I sat there cringing. I haven't even read the book, but the excerpts on tumblr are enough...and I just..NOPE.

hawaii_bombay 12th-Nov-2012 07:03 am (UTC)

I scream inside everytime I see the books (and even more when I hear people talking about it)

deathbytamarind 12th-Nov-2012 07:23 am (UTC)

I saw it at the Japanese bookstore near my work. :(

bralesss 12th-Nov-2012 06:59 am (UTC)

i cannot with ppl who genuinely think these are great

deviousweasel 12th-Nov-2012 07:01 am (UTC)

I am so sexually frustrated

I had a sexy dream last night and I swear to god I had like an orgasm in my sleep, or at least an almost orgasm

brucelynn 12th-Nov-2012 07:06 am (UTC)

I'm sexually frustrated too

I need to get some soon lol

vampireweekend 12th-Nov-2012 07:07 am (UTC)

lol i always have orgasms when i have sex dreams tbh ;~;

raised_eyebrows 12th-Nov-2012 07:12 am (UTC)

Braggart.

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luckyluxk 12th-Nov-2012 07:26 am (UTC)

Me too. They always wake me up. Which is something that annoys me usually, cause I have to change my underwear at that moment and then wash it before my load leaves a stain forver on them. Ugh.

deathbytamarind 12th-Nov-2012 07:24 am (UTC)

I've had orgasms during my sex dreams. It's the trippiest thing.

lovetake_over 12th-Nov-2012 07:31 am (UTC)

ugh this happened to me last night. i woke up mid orgasm and couldn't remember what i was dreaming about. it was so weird.

whitegirlmob 12th-Nov-2012 07:41 am (UTC)

Most of my sex dreams are gross. They're like never about people I'm actually attracted to.

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swissbeauty23 12th-Nov-2012 08:21 am (UTC)

i've definitely had orgasms in my sleep

and i remember being in the dream and thinking "how is this working?"

winter_lace 12th-Nov-2012 08:41 am (UTC)

i am so sexually frustrated. tomorrow is the two year anniversary since i last had sex

sereniti_ii 12th-Nov-2012 09:20 am (UTC)

I had this really great dream a couple nights ago with definite potential for sexytimes, and then my pseudo stalker had to show up.

Guy stops me from getting it in my sleep. I thought I was angry at him before ....

sillycucumber 12th-Nov-2012 01:19 pm (UTC)

I've had orgasms from sex dreams, it's a weird feeling because it's all so mental.

violue 12th-Nov-2012 07:02 am (UTC)

I can't.

brucelynn 12th-Nov-2012 07:04 am (UTC)

What in the ....

You know nevermind ......

swissbeauty23 12th-Nov-2012 07:09 am (UTC)

pretty much mte

swissbeauty23 12th-Nov-2012 07:09 am (UTC)

this trashy bullshit makes me not want to be an author....sometimes

bee_xx3 12th-Nov-2012 07:10 am (UTC)

This book...
Anyway Scott Disick is hot af with scruff oh my http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbeuiR9HY1r95xroo1_500.jpg

noon 12th-Nov-2012 07:14 am (UTC)

yaass

mrsarigold 12th-Nov-2012 07:29 am (UTC)

unf such a babe

lovetake_over 12th-Nov-2012 07:32 am (UTC)

so in love with this sassy man

swissbeauty23 12th-Nov-2012 08:22 am (UTC)

scruff is a beautiful thing for beautiful men

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