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12:40 pm - 11/12/2012

Zayn Malik wants a few extra inches



"I’d like to be taller...1.8 meters."


Aside from the fact he doesn’t feel overly confident about the ol’ dance moves, Zayn Malik always struck us as the type of person who would love every last inch of himself.

Unfortunately though the One Direction hottie's issue lies within the fact that he wants more inches to love.... you’re thinking about his willy right now aren’t you?

“I’d like to be a bit taller,” he told Top of the Pops magazine, while using a ladder to climb onto his stool.

OK Maliko, we hear ya, you want to be taller. So what the heck are you going to do about it? Please say “I’d wear platform boots.” Please.

“I’d never wear platform boots – I think they’re embarrassing, but I’d actually like to be about 1.8m tall.”

1) Booo. Platform boots on Zaynerello would be frickin’ hilarious.

2) For those of you wanting to know how tall 1.8m is, it’s around 5’11”. We have no idea where he got this metres thing from.

According to popular Internet wisdom, Malik currently measures in at a short-to-average 5 feet 9 inches tall.

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evridis 12th-Nov-2012 02:01 am (UTC)
i actually can convert this shit in my head now because the flop units are so common in articles I read :((((

why can't everyone just use the proper units.

feet/inches is still better than fucking Fahrenheit though >:(
ellaellaeheheh 12th-Nov-2012 02:06 am (UTC)
I still cant remember the flop unit to save my life. I have no clue what are their heights because I just cant remember it.

Fahrenheit makes no damn sense to me. 0-100, there its simple. its beautiful. its easy. why complicate things
luckyluxk 12th-Nov-2012 02:14 am (UTC)
Ugh, Fahrenheit is the worst. You can even convert that shit easily lol
evridis 12th-Nov-2012 02:15 am (UTC)
it is literally the most stupid unit ever
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