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12:40 pm - 11/12/2012

Zayn Malik wants a few extra inches



"I’d like to be taller...1.8 meters."


Aside from the fact he doesn’t feel overly confident about the ol’ dance moves, Zayn Malik always struck us as the type of person who would love every last inch of himself.

Unfortunately though the One Direction hottie's issue lies within the fact that he wants more inches to love.... you’re thinking about his willy right now aren’t you?

“I’d like to be a bit taller,” he told Top of the Pops magazine, while using a ladder to climb onto his stool.

OK Maliko, we hear ya, you want to be taller. So what the heck are you going to do about it? Please say “I’d wear platform boots.” Please.

“I’d never wear platform boots – I think they’re embarrassing, but I’d actually like to be about 1.8m tall.”

1) Booo. Platform boots on Zaynerello would be frickin’ hilarious.

2) For those of you wanting to know how tall 1.8m is, it’s around 5’11”. We have no idea where he got this metres thing from.

According to popular Internet wisdom, Malik currently measures in at a short-to-average 5 feet 9 inches tall.

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squishinator 12th-Nov-2012 01:50 am (UTC)
you mean your beak in his ass, right?
atomicdogmeat 12th-Nov-2012 01:54 am (UTC)
Finally some one who gets me. I'm a bird I don't even have a penis.
kydeon 12th-Nov-2012 01:59 am (UTC)
LLLLOOOOOLLL
freak1sh_ndazed 12th-Nov-2012 02:33 am (UTC)
lol I love you Big Bird.
beatlesluv 12th-Nov-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
lmaoo
devourlove 12th-Nov-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
lmao
roguedandelion 12th-Nov-2012 04:57 am (UTC)
Everted cloaca same diff.
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