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1:20 pm - 11/11/2012

Why Food Network Alton Brown Can’t Eat Girl Scout Cookies

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After losing more than 50 pounds a few years back, celebrity chef Alton Brown not only remained in the culinary industry, he became an even more frequent contributor to the Food Network. In addition to his now-defunct show "Good Eats," he signed on as host of the pro competition series "The Next Iron Chef," which starts its fifth season on November 4, and earlier this year served as a dedicated coach to contestants on the most recent installment of "Food Network Star." That means that everywhere he turns, there's food. But while Brown, 50, has kept his eating habits in check, he admits it's not easy.

"Yeah, I lost a lot of weight, I've kept most of it off, but it's still a constant, day-to-day battle for me," he tells omg!. And there are certain rules that Brown now lives by. "Never sit down to a meal really hungry, because if you sit down really hungry, by the time your brain even realizes you've eaten, you've cleared a plate twice the size of what you needed. I try to never let myself get that hungry," he shares. "You've got to learn that there's such a thing as a spoonful of ice cream. I wouldn't have believed that at one time. To me, a Ben and Jerry's carton was a single serving."

While the trained chef indulges in small portions of decadent items now and again, there are a couple of things he'll never allow himself. For one, Girl Scout cookies. "I can't have one," Brown confesses. "If you break the tube, you eat the tube." The second item? Milk. "I cook with milk, I use milk in a lot of ways, but I don't drink milk because it made me eat Girl Scout cookies."

The impetus to lose weight took place at the Food Network studios, where Brown was shooting an episode of "Good Eats." "One day I was looking at myself on the monitor and my head was out of frame, it was just my body. And for a split second I didn't know who that fat guy was," Brown recalls. "I was like 'Oh … that's me. Oh my God.' I had missed it. How do you miss something like that? How do you miss that you've let yourself go?"


He decided right then and there that it was time to get in shape since the big 5-0 was just a few years away. "I thought whatever shape I'm going to be in, I better be in by the time I hit 50, because they say when you turn 50, you're battling to just keep it," Brown says. "I turned 50 this year and I'm in better shape than I was when I was 20."

Nowadays, Brown has incorporated weight training at least three times a week, along with running and boxing into his fitness regime and only goes on a "diet" if his weight tops 175 pounds. He also says he gets satisfaction out of just simply cooking certain things for his wife and daughter, and not necessarily eating much of them.

"For instance, I am very good with red meat, it's a specialty of mine. I am very gifted with cow, so I might cook a bunch and as I'm slicing it, nibble a couple of pieces and then not serve myself any and serve it the rest of the family," he explains. "I will simply not put certain things on my plate."

On the upcoming season of "The Next Iron Chef," Brown oversees 10 chefs who are all already culinary superstars, but have another thing going for them: They've all been on the show before. The fifth season has been dubbed "The Next Iron Chef Redemption," and features chefs who've previously lost the competition and are now returning to try to claim the title.

"Everybody knows what it is to compete in these kinds of challenges on television and because of that everybody kind of hit the ground running," Brown explains. "And because of that, the food is way better because there was no learning curve. Everybody started at a much higher level and we knew that was going to happen, so we made the challenges harder."

When it comes to challenges in his own kitchen, namely, getting his 13-year-old daughter, Zoey, to eat healthy, Brown again has a couple of go-to rules. "You don't negotiate with terrorists. 'This is dinner. I am putting it on a plate. It is on the table. That is what you eat.' End of story," he says. "Now if I find something really healthy that my daughter likes to eat, I will make sure she gets more of it. My daughter happens to really like broccoli, so we eat more broccoli than the average family does and I have a lot of ways of cooking it."

With obesity on the rise in America, especially amongst the country's youth, Brown says he has sympathy for those in a tough situation who literally can't cook a healthy meal for their families.

"There are some people stuck in very, very difficult situations, working three jobs, single parents. It does exist and I feel for them because they're victims in a way and you get hungry and fast food is cheap and junk food is cheap and that's its own prison," Brown explains.

But, he says, most Americans don't fall into that category.

"For most people, being busy is an excuse. Yeah, cooking takes time, but very rarely do I see a life that there wasn't time that could have been freed up for that," Brown insists. "We still as a culture sit on our butts three hours a day watching television. We still play games on our computer. We read about food on the Internet, so how about cooking some?"


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muzicnem 11th-Nov-2012 07:24 pm (UTC)
Yeah I definitely can't stop eating Thin Mints once I start.

And I hate how long it takes to cook a meal when I wolf it down in like 5 mins. :(

Edited at 2012-11-11 07:25 pm (UTC)
lexiesloan 11th-Nov-2012 07:25 pm (UTC)
Samoas for me.
twowaymirrrors 11th-Nov-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
same
devlinacardigan 11th-Nov-2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
Yes
mynamehere07 11th-Nov-2012 07:39 pm (UTC)
YES! The Edy's Samoa ice cream is divine too.
prettywitch 11th-Nov-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
Yup
pamelalillian 11th-Nov-2012 08:36 pm (UTC)
the crack
d00ditsemily 11th-Nov-2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
surprisingly yesterday I was able to just eat and accept eating just one serving and they were delicious
leitao 11th-Nov-2012 08:16 pm (UTC)
Thin Mints are the best. *_*
galagooo 11th-Nov-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
I love Samoas, but it is really easy for me to limit it to 2 cookies a day.
beatlesluv 11th-Nov-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
They're crack
tracygee 11th-Nov-2012 11:03 pm (UTC)
I always thought a tube of Thin Mints was the standard serving size.

No? ;)
silentxstrom 12th-Nov-2012 01:45 am (UTC)
he's not lying about girl scouts cookies. those things are super addictive. I finished a box on my own in less than a week. never again.
lauren_1021 12th-Nov-2012 04:04 am (UTC)
My daughter used to be in Girl Scouts & I was cookie mom for her troop. I had a garage full of Thin Mints and every other cookie for a month. It was torture! Any time I wanted more, I could go out and grab another box, then hit up the warehouse the next day for a replacement. It was a vicious, never ending cycle lol.
kimmy_kun 11th-Nov-2012 07:25 pm (UTC)
I may or not clear a whole box of Tagalongs in a single sitting. >.>
thishollywood 11th-Nov-2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
ONTD-obesity poast!!!!!!
jessepinkman 11th-Nov-2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
gscout cookies are too sugary and kill my sensitive teeth.


and thin mints make me sneeze.
shangman 11th-Nov-2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
Sainsbury's do a MASSIVE bag of salt and vinegar chip sticks and if I open them I eat them all really quickly

They are so delicious
;3;
my_private_muse 11th-Nov-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
I've purchased them on occasion. No regrets.
tankxgrrl 11th-Nov-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
sainsbury's taste the difference cookies are soo addicting
shangman 11th-Nov-2012 07:46 pm (UTC)
We had a few of their double chocolate ones left over earlier, but I just went to the kitchen and they're all gone.

Heartbroken rn ;3;
ellie_andrews 11th-Nov-2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
I just ate some Oreos and milk. Oop.

(I'm sitting in my exercise clothes too lol)
marywebgirl 11th-Nov-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
I'm going to have to try the candy cane Oreos at some point this season :-(
ellie_andrews 11th-Nov-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
I didn't know those were a thing!
notebook_attire 11th-Nov-2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
candy cane Oreos sound gross. blegh.
venus_boy_love 11th-Nov-2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
I ate an entire box yesterday in one sitting. No regrets.
yooperchild 11th-Nov-2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
Th gingerbread ones are amazing!
juel1979 12th-Nov-2012 12:52 am (UTC)
Man, I saw those things and did a double take. Oreos for me, though, are Big Brother season food. I even had Atkins ones this season a few times. LOL
365reasonswhy 11th-Nov-2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
Ugh, I wish I hadn't discovered the Heads or Tails Oreos this summer. I keep craving them.
dandyinmypants 11th-Nov-2012 08:20 pm (UTC)
oreos are legit my downfall, I can control myself with everything else (except for chocolate covered strawberries)
tebtosca 11th-Nov-2012 10:12 pm (UTC)
the peanut butter Oreos are my crack
juel1979 12th-Nov-2012 12:52 am (UTC)
The only ones I ate regularly were Uh Oh Oreos. OMFG. Last time I had those, I killed the package over our Disney vacation in 09. LOL
jessyryan 11th-Nov-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
Please let this be a healthy post and not a junk food post.
__orangeglo 11th-Nov-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
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jessyryan 11th-Nov-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
I really need one rn!
thishollywood 11th-Nov-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
Sum ppl can't help it that they eat their feelings tho

:( :( :(
pepto_chewables 11th-Nov-2012 09:35 pm (UTC)
I had an awesome farm share this year! It ended a few weeks ago, and my life without vegetables is pretty sad. Never thought I would be so into eating plants.
juel1979 12th-Nov-2012 12:54 am (UTC)
I'm trying to convince myself to reboot on Atkins, cause I'm going a bit too nuts with sweeteners, and want some breathing room for Thanksgiving. =X

Um, healthy food? I just made awesome tuna cakes that were nearly carb-free, and had a bunch of olives and cottage cheese with it. That probably didn't help much...
twilight_la_fae 12th-Nov-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
If you're looking for frozen foods, I've been super into the EVOL brand. All of their ingredients are non-GMO and organic/local. They have vegetarian and meat items.They also have compostable, environmentally friendly packaging for extra feel-good! Their website is here: http://evolfoods.com/

In other news, I discovered almond butter, and even though it is EXPENSIVE AS HELL is it soooo worth it oh my god I want to put it on everything. I make breakfast smoothies with it, frozen bananas, honey yogurt, and cinnamon OM NOM

__orangeglo 11th-Nov-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
New favorite snack is fried pickles with spicy ranch dip. Hooooooooooly moly. And homemade fried rice!
my_private_muse 11th-Nov-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
You are speaking to the depths of my soul with this.
tigirah 11th-Nov-2012 07:48 pm (UTC)
I recently discovered Smashburger's fried pickles. They are so good but so fucking salty and intense, I need to take a break after eating a few lol
harleenfrances 11th-Nov-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
god i used to live for pickles. my favorites are the giant super sour dills but i eat one like once a year bc i have to watch my sodium intake.
quinnthevixen 11th-Nov-2012 08:13 pm (UTC)
Ugh, fried pickles and ranch is SO GOOD. People always side-eye me when I say that, but they always see the light eventually...
leaf_collector 11th-Nov-2012 08:22 pm (UTC)
yesssss to both of those.

i only recently discovered fried pickles but omguuuurrrrrlll..
soavantgarde 11th-Nov-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
omg yes the perfect food tbh
kansassatin 11th-Nov-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
Buffalo Wild Wings has THE best fried pickles. so freakin good.
stellar_ball 11th-Nov-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
Frickles! Soooo good.
juel1979 12th-Nov-2012 12:55 am (UTC)
Missing fried rice kept me from Hibachi places until a few weeks ago. I totally managed to eat there and not blow it completely. Probably overdid the veggie carbs, but I pulled it off and was so excited. That place has the BEST rice; it even reheats well, and I resisted.
hoot 12th-Nov-2012 05:29 pm (UTC)
Fried pickles are amazing. I tried them for the first time like 6 months ago and I don't know how I lived without them.
snuffyqui45 11th-Nov-2012 07:29 pm (UTC)
I miss Good Eats. And the old Alton tbh. I feel like he's become so dick-ish recently, especially on the Next Iron Chef and Food Network Star.

Also, he looked terrifying on the later episodes of Good Eats. And he over-complicated everything.

I'll still love him for most of Good Eats though. Especially his road trip specials.
shoopergirlzoey 11th-Nov-2012 07:35 pm (UTC)
ikr, i feel like he thinks he is the shit on the next iron chef and FNS
chuk_is_dazzled 11th-Nov-2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
ia with all of this. i use to love him so much but now hes kinda a dick :/
ch33rylips 11th-Nov-2012 08:03 pm (UTC)
Judging from this post he's pissed cause the fattie inside is hungry.
snuffyqui45 11th-Nov-2012 08:06 pm (UTC)
lmao. Considering his "diet" consists of smoothies and sardines all day, that's quite probable.
infinitycluster 12th-Nov-2012 01:29 am (UTC)
lol whenever I start to cook one of his recipes my dad asks if it was "fat Alton" or "Skinny Alton"
ty_slilreject 11th-Nov-2012 08:21 pm (UTC)
IA with everything.
babyyouloveit 11th-Nov-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
This makes me sad. :(
I feel like watching Good Eats reruns rn.
juel1979 12th-Nov-2012 12:57 am (UTC)
Eh, on Iron Chef he seems much more normal than Next Iron Chef. I guess he takes that "I'm the person in charge" role a bit too seriously on Next Iron Chef, when he was able to actually play and be geeky with Good Eats/Iron Chef.

I need a Thanksgiving special again this year, dammit.
ladyjj 12th-Nov-2012 01:45 am (UTC)
This x infinity
thewhowhatwhats 11th-Nov-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
I hate how the Girl Scout cookies keep raising prices and shrinking their packages.
__orangeglo 11th-Nov-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
It's like fucking Edy's ice cream. $5 for a carton that's like half the size.
twowaymirrrors 11th-Nov-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
Especially when you can really just buy them all year anyway
prettywitch 11th-Nov-2012 07:42 pm (UTC)
Where!?
jessyryan 11th-Nov-2012 07:38 pm (UTC)
So many things are doing it now. So much rage. Lays chips have like 3 in the bag now.
mynamehere07 11th-Nov-2012 07:42 pm (UTC)
That bugs me too, but a decent chunk of money goes to the Girl Scouts and I'm okay with that.

But I refuse to buy anything the Boy Scouts are selling, idgaf if those boys are sitting outside of Wegmans in a blizzard, I refuse to give them money.
pacificway 11th-Nov-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
Here in Canada a box is now $5. I didn't buy any.
pikapika217 11th-Nov-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
I can never tell myself that I'll NEVER again have something. Scratch that - can do it, refuse to.
snuffyqui45 11th-Nov-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
mte. That would drive me crazy tbh. And I have enough issues.

It's like counting calories---I would lose my mind.

Moderation is good, but never?
lexiesloan 11th-Nov-2012 07:35 pm (UTC)
As soon as I tell myself never have something, that's all I want. And I have no self control.

Edited at 2012-11-11 07:35 pm (UTC)
snuffyqui45 11th-Nov-2012 07:36 pm (UTC)
that's what always happens imo. I've never seen anyone say "they're never going have something they like again" and not have it end in binges.

Idg why ppl do that to themselves.
crucified 11th-Nov-2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
mte. I'd like to do that with some things but it's just too fucking hard.
honey_child 11th-Nov-2012 07:39 pm (UTC)
I make compromises. My weakness is French fries but I only ever eat the delicious steak cut types that you can only get at pubs. Now that I don't eat them regularly, the crap ones at Wendy's make me sick.
mynamehere07 11th-Nov-2012 07:44 pm (UTC)
Denying yourself is actually worse, you are better off setting limits and practicing moderation.
boomstick 11th-Nov-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
Same. It's easier to have a little bit of something I like if I know it's not the last of it. That mentality is what made quitting smoking so hard for me. It was so hard to bring myself to say "this will be my last cigarette for life."
therearewords 11th-Nov-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
Yeah, stuff that I discovered to be disgusting.
killingabraham 11th-Nov-2012 11:01 pm (UTC)
word, but i had to do that with soda and it's really hard. i always want it, but my teeth got kind of fucked up while i was without dental insurance so i just won't do it.

i only have some if it's in a root beer float for dessert :(
juel1979 12th-Nov-2012 12:58 am (UTC)
I didn't think I could, either, but moderation doesn't work for me. I second that Ben and Jerry's carton being a serving, seriously.

Atkins killing off my cravings is the only thing that has helped.
radwimp 11th-Nov-2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
carbs are my crutch ;-;
lexiesloan 11th-Nov-2012 07:31 pm (UTC)
Keebler made their own version of a Samoa. I try so hard to avoid them when I grocery shop.

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demi32 11th-Nov-2012 07:36 pm (UTC)
Keebler-Wyl Bakery became the official baker of Girl Scout Cookies in 1936, the first commercial company to bake the cookies. Little Brownie Bakers is the Keebler division still licensed to produce the cookies.
lexiesloan 11th-Nov-2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
No!!! No wonder they taste so damn good! I need to stay away from them!
suicida1poptart 11th-Nov-2012 07:36 pm (UTC)
omg wat

this is dangerous information you've just given me..
devlinacardigan 11th-Nov-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
They got the recipe almost perfect but something about the finish is wrong. I just want Girl Scout Samoas when I see these in the store.
365reasonswhy 11th-Nov-2012 07:41 pm (UTC)
They have the Thin Mints too. They just call them Grasshoppers.
ch33rylips 11th-Nov-2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
Their fudge stripped cookies are my crack
sastra_fuss 11th-Nov-2012 08:09 pm (UTC)
walmart also has their own kind, it's a little cheaper. i had to break myself from eating those weekly (other people would eat them up too before i could even get some)
stuckmodebabe 11th-Nov-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
BRB going to the store
blondebeaker 11th-Nov-2012 10:01 pm (UTC)
In Canada, the yellow no name brand from the Loblaws chain (superstore, no frills, etc) have Samoa clones and they are fucking good.
rkt 11th-Nov-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
i had never seen these before yesterday and took a picture in target.. was worried they were trying to scope in on GS's territory.
the_landlady 11th-Nov-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
"I can't have one," Brown confesses. "If you break the tube, you eat the tube."

Story of my life. I tried buying the little snack pack versions of my favorite chips/cookies/ect and I think I'm doing really well until I look down and I have 3-4 empty packets in front of me.
caitie_roxs13 11th-Nov-2012 07:36 pm (UTC)
Ugh same. I always get the variety boxes of snack size servings but then I'll grab one of each to eat. I can't just eat one.
leitao 11th-Nov-2012 08:19 pm (UTC)
Same. I have no self-control, apparently, lol. I can't do snack-size anything . . . it's all or nothing. x_X
juel1979 12th-Nov-2012 01:00 am (UTC)
Ha, break the tube, eat the tube. I was that way with Pop Tarts. Who the fuck leaves a single Pop Tart chilling in the foil in the box. It'll get stale, or at least lonely while feeling sorta naked. =X
theuglycry 11th-Nov-2012 07:32 pm (UTC)
Why does eating by yourself at night feel SO good?
filmfreakfranco 11th-Nov-2012 07:39 pm (UTC)
because there is no one there to look at how shameful you are being
snuffyqui45 11th-Nov-2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
lmao
shanny_w 11th-Nov-2012 07:46 pm (UTC)
mhmmm
chuk_is_dazzled 11th-Nov-2012 08:02 pm (UTC)
lol
anchors_oceans 11th-Nov-2012 07:52 pm (UTC)
for me, i love going out to eat with friends, only having a bit of my meal, taking home the rest, and then eating it later in front of the TV with my pajamas. my boyfriend thinks i'm insane.
stellar_ball 11th-Nov-2012 09:59 pm (UTC)
lol, right? I know it's awful to eat late, and eat junk food at that, but I love that warm food belly feeling when going to bed. I try not to do that too often though, cause then it's not as fun.
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