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5:38 pm - 11/10/2012

What Were They Thinking?



Mischa Barton turned heads earlier this week upon arriving at Australia's Melbourne Cup horse race in yet another one of her eccentric ensembles. The former "O.C." star -- who nowadays lands an occasional supporting role in straight-to-DVD duds -- sought attention (received by the confused man in the background) by pairing an unflattering, layered frock with a mismatched headpiece fit for a royal ... not a D-lister.





A few days prior to Ms. Barton's style snafu, Nicole Kidman delivered an epic one of her own. Wearing a hat from the Cruella de Vil line -- and a bow-adorned lace dress from our worst nightmares -- the Oscar winner thoroughly embarrassed herself at a fashion faux pas-filled fete Down Under.



Lindsay Lohan + a lot of faux fur + what look to be lip injections + a lace tunic + 90 lbs. of hair extensions + biker shorts = nothing short of a fashion disaster. Yay, math!



Speaking of challenged follicles and rampant wig rumors, what do we make of Britney's mane these days? In addition to looking less-than-natural, the "Lucky" singer's locks are also looking a tad 1982.



Dear Demi Lovato, Enough with the top knots and white powder. You may think both are flattering, but -- truth be told -- both are frightening. Now, go wash your face and pull the pins outta that hairdon't.



How incredibly uncomfortable does Khloe Kardashian look in this long-sleeve mini? More importantly, how uncomfortable are you having to look at another Kardashian-infused photo?



Alan Cumming dressed as a bottle of Heinz ketchup for the BAFTA Britania Awards. Perhaps he can whip up another condiment-inspired ensemble next year. Perhaps a Grey Poupon getup?



Messy hair, a belted trench coat (with little underneath), and a sly smirk ... Is it just us, or does Penelope Cruz look like she's doing the walk of shame instead of attending a movie premiere? Just sayin'. (I don't think she looks that bad.)



As long as Russell Brand continues to wear legwarmers to yoga in relatively balmy Los Angeles, he'll continue to appear in What Were They Thinking?!.



What's worse, Beyonce's bang-enhanced helmet hair or her willingness to wear pajamas in public? Discuss!

So, which are the worst, which are okay, and which would you willingly wear?

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sassandthecity 11th-Nov-2012 12:04 am (UTC)
It's not a Cruella De Vil reference, article. Clearly Nicole was trying to serve modern day Eliza Doolittle. When you throw shade, make sure your shade is accurate.
vanilla_blue 11th-Nov-2012 12:06 am (UTC)
right? came in to post the same thing.
sassandthecity 11th-Nov-2012 12:10 am (UTC)
Living for your icon. I love Erotica era Madonna.
vanilla_blue 11th-Nov-2012 12:06 am (UTC)
also love your icon
yummyhead2toe 11th-Nov-2012 12:08 am (UTC)
Bahaha. Ikr?
ncc_gqmf 11th-Nov-2012 12:11 am (UTC)
That was almost certainly on purpose, though, since she was at the Derby. I don't get why anyone's throwing shade on it, I think it's cute for being referential.
katita__gatita 11th-Nov-2012 02:00 am (UTC)
I thought that it was a cute choice as well
onyxobsidian 11th-Nov-2012 12:23 am (UTC)
There is so much wrong with this article. Someone at Yahoo! got bored and wrote down some thoughts while drinking heavily. They tried so hard to be smart and witty and it failed every time.
365reasonswhy 11th-Nov-2012 01:34 am (UTC)
MTE. This person is ridic.
evenstarnikki 11th-Nov-2012 06:07 pm (UTC)
that pissed me off so much i posted on fb about it lol. i mean come on, why be a fashion critic if you can`t even recognize one of the most famous movie costumes ever? nicole`s red eyes drive me nuts and i don`t care for that exact hat, but the dress is great!
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