Bon Qui Qui
It sounds like a bore, to be honest.

~it was such an honor to play Liz Taylor~
~I'm so over clubbing~
~I'm a homebody who likes to stay in and cook~
~I want to be known as an actress not the tabloid life~
~response to paparazzi or courtroom joke~
~I love my mom, she's the best, my dad sucks~

Done and done.