Y'all I feel like I have some chip missing 'cause I just doooo nooottttt fucking caaaare about sports in any shape or form :(

Totally not trolling here. Like rn in two of my courses we happen to be discussing books which revolve heavily around sports and EVERY SINGLE PERSON is like "omg the HS football team brought my entire town together" or "nobody felt healed after Katrina until the Saints won suchandsuch" and all this business. And here I am like... football games were a good place to score coke? Idk? That's my experience with them.