7:41 pm - 11/08/2012

The worst tattoos in Hollywood

Luck was not on Scarlett Johansson's side when she got "Lucky You" with a very poorly drawn horseshoe inked on her ribcage in Paris last week. The "Avengers" star, who also has a bizarre sunset scene on her left forearm (see inset photo), reportedly asked the artist Fuzi Uvtpk to draw her a tattoo after she visited his exhibit. So is this supposed to mean anyone who's with ScarJo is lucky? How modest of her!

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no Justin's Jesus rolling his eyes or Rihanna's tattoos on this list, wut?
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saltireflower 9th-Nov-2012 01:45 am (UTC)
Doesn't Joaquin Phoenix have a circle tattooed on his arm?
kalie_m 9th-Nov-2012 02:14 am (UTC)

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winter_lace 9th-Nov-2012 03:26 am (UTC)
That's oddly cute though
linnaeite 9th-Nov-2012 01:45 am (UTC)
Aww I guess I'm alone in this but I actually really like Scarlett's tattoo, I think it's cute! I think it's refreshing to see some naivistic drawing styles in tattoos, I'm tired of perfect lines and perfect shading.
sauron 9th-Nov-2012 01:45 am (UTC)
you'd think scarlett has better taste in tattoos, but noo. those are two hideous creations.
swim_thedepths 9th-Nov-2012 01:45 am (UTC)
I like Ricci's boobie tattoo.

And I also like Angelina's tattoos. Especially the tiger one.

moddchicc 9th-Nov-2012 01:47 am (UTC)
Whoa, I had no idea about Christina's boob tattoo
executivehpfan 9th-Nov-2012 01:47 am (UTC)
I don't think I could get a tattoo on my breast. Ouch.
secretlemonade 9th-Nov-2012 01:50 am (UTC)
Oh wow, I really like that too, including the placement.
swim_thedepths 9th-Nov-2012 01:53 am (UTC)
Nah, I remember reading how she got the tattoo in Thailand. And they did it with a long needle and hammer, which I thought was cool but probably painful :o


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thesilverymoon 9th-Nov-2012 02:04 am (UTC)
I've always really liked Angelina's tattoos, tbh. Some of them are stunning.
sometimes_mbv 9th-Nov-2012 08:35 am (UTC)
why does she have those scars on her boobs?
batsublue 9th-Nov-2012 01:45 am (UTC)

friarsfire 9th-Nov-2012 01:48 am (UTC)

But that 2pacicorn tho....
fapattack 9th-Nov-2012 01:48 am (UTC)
lol the systsem
deearem 9th-Nov-2012 01:48 am (UTC)
secretlemonade 9th-Nov-2012 01:53 am (UTC)
If they weren't so busy fucking the "systsem," it might have taught them how to spell.

I kind of love unicorn Tupac.
thesilverymoon 9th-Nov-2012 02:06 am (UTC)
Lmao I can't hate on unicorn Tupac, it's amazing.
mistyraven 9th-Nov-2012 02:31 am (UTC)
That Tupacorn is glorious
bigbranch 9th-Nov-2012 03:32 am (UTC)
why is that tupac unicorn coming out of a dripping vag? blerg
yousaidlog 9th-Nov-2012 04:22 am (UTC)
LMAO Tupac
srslyy 5th-Feb-2013 06:29 am (UTC)
lol tupac unicorn
fapattack 9th-Nov-2012 01:46 am (UTC)
i don't even mention wanting tattoos because every single one i want is tacky lmao
but they do have family meanings to me etc
so i think i will get them regardless
executivehpfan 9th-Nov-2012 01:48 am (UTC)
Get 'em, fuck the police, etc. If they mean something to you, then good deal.

The only thing that I absolutely 100% do not approve of in tattoos is names. DO NOT GET YOUR S.O'S NAME ON YO BODY.
yousaidlog 9th-Nov-2012 04:23 am (UTC)
the only person's name I'd even consider getting would be my mom's lol.
tearyeyedx 9th-Nov-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
same here. i really want the picture in my icon tattooed but i'm scared it would horrible when it's actually on my skin

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die2nitelive4ev 9th-Nov-2012 03:47 am (UTC)
all these on ONTD bitching will one day post theres and they always look awful, probably more awful then anything you'll want.
buttermell0w 9th-Nov-2012 07:37 am (UTC)
do it imo! if it makes u happy fuck what anyone else thinks tbh
tearyeyedx 9th-Nov-2012 01:47 am (UTC)
my friend got this tattooed this summer

i think it's cute.
tearyeyedx 9th-Nov-2012 01:48 am (UTC)
whoa sorry for the size.
tingyin 9th-Nov-2012 01:51 am (UTC)
the A at the end of matata is killing me, it looks like an E :(
tearyeyedx 9th-Nov-2012 01:53 am (UTC)
oh i never even realized that. you're right. it kind of throws it off, a little.
chelledbrown 9th-Nov-2012 01:53 am (UTC)
I like it, but I'm a sucker for the Lion King.
twowaymirrrors 9th-Nov-2012 02:04 am (UTC)
That's really cute
xgirldc 9th-Nov-2012 02:38 am (UTC)
she forgot 'bitches!' at the end
fapattack 9th-Nov-2012 01:49 am (UTC)
also how against harry potter tattoos are ppl here??
cause idk man a little lightning bolt is so cute to me
executivehpfan 9th-Nov-2012 01:50 am (UTC)
HP tattoos are awesome. I want one that says "Mischief Managed!"
queen_nerd 9th-Nov-2012 02:34 am (UTC)
i want to get that on my tombstone lol

i have been debating "i solemnly swear that i am up to no good" possibly on my shoulder...
tearyeyedx 9th-Nov-2012 01:51 am (UTC)
i've wanted an HP tattoo for so long! i want the deathly hallows symbol on my wrist
dobby 9th-Nov-2012 02:05 am (UTC)
i have one and 90% of the time people don't even know it's harry potter related until i explain it to them
enchantedkiss_x 9th-Nov-2012 03:00 am (UTC)
I have the stars from the top of the pages in the american editions on my shoulder and I love them. No one ever realizes they're from HP though lol

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winter_lace 9th-Nov-2012 03:31 am (UTC)
I've got "Toujours Pur" on my neck (The Black family crest FYI) under a Fleur De Lis
moonsenorita 9th-Nov-2012 04:13 am (UTC)
Lightning bolt here. My friends realized when I told them that it's HP related but Idk about other people.
induced_panic 9th-Nov-2012 04:26 am (UTC)
I don't even GAF, Harry Potter tattoos are fantastic! The biggest criticism imo is that nost of them aren't very original, but who even cares because Harry Potter is the best. Go for it, bb! :D
antijudas 9th-Nov-2012 04:28 am (UTC)
I have 2 - Deathly Hallows on my wrist, and the flying key from the first book on my foot. I love both of them. I got the DH one a few weeks after the last book came out and I like the little connections I get with people when they recognize it
endingonfire 9th-Nov-2012 06:05 am (UTC)
Do it! My sister loves her Harry Potter tattoo and she wants more :)
redleigh86 9th-Nov-2012 07:08 am (UTC)
I saw a picture of a white ink tat that says "mischief managed" in the hp font and I lovvve it and want it myself tbh
buttermell0w 9th-Nov-2012 07:40 am (UTC)
LOL i have expecto patronum on my forearm :) it was my first tattoo! i love,love,love it sfm. i got it done in white ink actually and it healed great. its my favorite spell btw. oh and i took my copies of the books in (bc theres parts where hermione signed her name in like a letter to harry and i also took in my copies of like fantastic beasts and where to find them hermione makes like small notes in the margines) so we could get an idea of hermione's handwriting so we based the handwriting for it off of that :)
thrown_rosesx 9th-Nov-2012 05:30 pm (UTC)
i have a harry potter tattoo and most people don't know 'til i say something to them. (x)

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sassalicious 2nd-Apr-2013 04:39 pm (UTC)
do it! I'm getting a hobbit-esque one

(late response, I know. i'm bored and perusing tattoo things)
groundcrown 9th-Nov-2012 01:50 am (UTC)
rme of course this list is primarily women
missing_mile_15 9th-Nov-2012 01:50 am (UTC)
My parents and their friends were giving me shit for wanting a tattoo but they can suck it, as soon as I'm done with college I'm getting the Aladdin Sane lightning bolt on my shoulder. David Bowie's incredibly important to me, I have no problem making something that represents him a permanent part of my body.

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smallaffair 9th-Nov-2012 02:01 am (UTC)
I love this idea. I want a Pink Floyd tattoo so badly but I'm not sure what image to get.
missing_mile_15 9th-Nov-2012 02:20 am (UTC)
My favorite concert is Roger Waters and a few of the other members performing The Wall. :D So I would probably end up picking something from the film The Wall or some of the lyrics lol. Maybe something from your favorite song or album?
cutiepie0304 9th-Nov-2012 02:21 am (UTC)
Yes, girl, get it!
squirrelsarerad 9th-Nov-2012 01:52 am (UTC)
I kind of like the concept of Angelina's, it just doesn't look that good.
cheeseasauras 10th-Nov-2012 03:07 am (UTC)
was hoping you were going to say you have your icon as a tat on you. A little disappointed.
bssybuse 9th-Nov-2012 01:52 am (UTC)

tearyeyedx 9th-Nov-2012 01:56 am (UTC)
that's really tacky.
arielcharming 9th-Nov-2012 02:21 am (UTC)
srsly I would not want to be hooking up with a guy a see that whenever I open my eyes.
tearyeyedx 9th-Nov-2012 01:54 am (UTC)
i also love angie's coordinates. when i have kids i might do that.

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ashtraysoul 9th-Nov-2012 01:55 am (UTC)
A girl from my hs got "curiosa" in the worst dafont.com tattoed on the middle of her back and I know she means "wants to learn new things" (which, knowing her performance in Spanish classes, is a lie) but I always choose to read it in the sense of "peculiar, odd".

/csb, I'm bored so I share
batsublue 9th-Nov-2012 01:55 am (UTC)

likewowman 9th-Nov-2012 01:59 am (UTC)
i enjoy how muscled everybody's butt is

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snapiphany 9th-Nov-2012 02:19 am (UTC)
celtic_thistle 9th-Nov-2012 02:30 am (UTC)
Well then.
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