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National Enquirer Blind Items

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1) These two young film actresses – they’ve co-starred in a huge franchise and one bomb together – like to get drunk and fool around. But now that one of the ladies is back with her boyfriend, the other has been left out in the cold – and she’s telling everyone who’ll listen that not only is the popular star a cheater, she’s also a lesbian! WHO are they?

2) Everyone thinks this “DWTS” pro is gay, and he doesn’t mind one bit! In fact, he says his “faux homosexuality” gets him more dates than he can handle! The hunky hoofer brags about three-ways and sex parties with girls who think they can “change” him from gay to straight! WHO is he?

3) What sexy singer/model-turned-action star is living large in a Hollywood mansion while his baby mama and young child are cooped up in a cramped shoebox apartment down the road? The selfish 30-something stud was paying his ex the minimum he could get away with legally, but she’s hooked up with a savvy lawyer who’s convinced she can take the cheapskate to the cleaners!

4) Which A-list Latin couple is  getting backlash from Spanish media for ignoring reporters from their home country while openly courting Hollywood outlets? The Oscar-winning couple has been branded snobs and, worse yet, traitors!

The National Enquirer

1) Franchise and bomb film. Bitter actress? Lesbian actress? 
2) DWTS pro?
3) Livin' it large model-turned-action star?
4) A-List Latin couple?

Guesses?
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gaga 8th-Nov-2012 07:55 pm (UTC)
1 is Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning ie Twilight & The Runaways
hilsongirl 8th-Nov-2012 07:57 pm (UTC)
it's always Dakota Fanning
hazel_belle 8th-Nov-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
A+
glittersecrecy 8th-Nov-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
it's finally dakota fanning. this flop BI tho.
blrocks 8th-Nov-2012 07:58 pm (UTC)
That was my first thought too but it's kind of hard to believe that Dakota (who seems super conservative in her personal life) would go around admitting she's a lesbian tbh.
esearcher 8th-Nov-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
I'd guess the same, except, were the two even in the same place at the same time during kstew and rpats breakup? Isn't Dakota Fanning in school in NYC? That's not to say they couldn't have visited, but it's not like there'd be enough for her to become angry/jilted over.
madcowre 8th-Nov-2012 08:02 pm (UTC)
I first thought Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed...but then I realized they haven't been in anything else together other than Twilight.
la_petite_singe 8th-Nov-2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
Yup, mte. The Runaways >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Twilight, though, sadly.
champagnexdream 8th-Nov-2012 08:09 pm (UTC)
Yeah this isn't that hard, lol.
sandvich 8th-Nov-2012 08:11 pm (UTC)
mte.
surreptitially 8th-Nov-2012 08:17 pm (UTC)
this was also my answer. I think it's pretty obvious...
andres01234 8th-Nov-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
I thought Vanessa and Ashley from HSM
false_hate 8th-Nov-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
They didn't even try to disguise this one.
evil_mom 8th-Nov-2012 08:36 pm (UTC)
I approve
fabouluz 8th-Nov-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
Mfte
firecracker_sj 8th-Nov-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
First thing I though of as well.
winter_lace 8th-Nov-2012 09:09 pm (UTC)
That's the first thing that popped into my head
peachgrl10 8th-Nov-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
when they said "bomb" it reminded me of "cherry bomb" from the runaways, this blind is pretty obvious.
slacker_chic 8th-Nov-2012 11:54 pm (UTC)
this is exactly what I was thinking, especially because of the "bomb" nod to ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb.
hilsongirl 8th-Nov-2012 07:57 pm (UTC)
4- Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz?
fakevoices 8th-Nov-2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
they spanish though
fakevoices 8th-Nov-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
never mind, i read it as latino lol
amkf 8th-Nov-2012 08:13 pm (UTC)
Yep, and it's not even necessary for that item to be blind.
kdvn 8th-Nov-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
Right. I don't even think that was a blind item, I mean, what other A-list Latin couple both have Oscars?
cluelessraf 8th-Nov-2012 08:42 pm (UTC)
totally!
xxgoddessevexx 8th-Nov-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
That's what I immediately guessed, and I usually never even have a clue about BIs without a hint
owtfx 8th-Nov-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
Mte
rhcp 8th-Nov-2012 07:57 pm (UTC)
2 is derek hough
robertsbox_xo 8th-Nov-2012 07:58 pm (UTC)
yup that one was obvi
mhfromnh 8th-Nov-2012 09:42 pm (UTC)
nah. they said people think he's gay but gets tons of tang. he doesn't get that much punani.
britaloonie 8th-Nov-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
shannon elizabeth, cheryl cole, maria menounos, india de beaufort, lauren conrad
egads 8th-Nov-2012 07:57 pm (UTC)
4 is obv Bardem and Cruz, but I don't believe it about them.
imnotasquirrel 8th-Nov-2012 07:58 pm (UTC)
people think that all of the male dwts pros are gay tbh, but i'll go with derek.

Edited at 2012-11-08 07:59 pm (UTC)
rhcp 8th-Nov-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
true, but derek is the only one that strikes me as someone who would go around bragging about all his threesomes to further prove how not gay he is.
imnotasquirrel 8th-Nov-2012 08:15 pm (UTC)
which is silly, because we all know that his one true love is mark ballas. and who can blame him? it's easy to see how derek would fall in love with such a hunka-hunka-burning-love as the one in my icon.
wonderwomanhero 8th-Nov-2012 07:58 pm (UTC)
2 is Derrek Hough. Can't be Louis cuz he's already out and proud.
mhfromnh 8th-Nov-2012 09:46 pm (UTC)
nah. Derek is Seacrest's one true love, but he needs the sister for a beard.
myblackass 8th-Nov-2012 10:30 pm (UTC)
How very Renly and Loras of them.
its_debatable 8th-Nov-2012 07:58 pm (UTC)
#1 - Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart?
ms_mmelissa 8th-Nov-2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
LOL how is 4 even a blind? It's so painfully obvious who they're talking about.
whiskybars 8th-Nov-2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
lol ikr, most obvious blind item ever
luvallthis 8th-Nov-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
Omg his acting in Skyfall was superb. He's always great but is awesome to compare it to his character in No Country For Old Man and see how he can pull off layered and different characters. The ending was weird tho.

/end of ass kissing
hawaii_bombay 8th-Nov-2012 08:17 pm (UTC)
At first I thought Piqué and Shakira.
akasha6915 8th-Nov-2012 09:38 pm (UTC)
...I have no clue who they are talking about.
hormoaning 8th-Nov-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
mte
julietislimited 8th-Nov-2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
I love blind item posts.
number1sj 8th-Nov-2012 08:02 pm (UTC)
Me too!
astrologee 8th-Nov-2012 08:20 pm (UTC)
Me three. I visit Blind Gossip frequently, too..
rhcp 8th-Nov-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
3 sounds like tyrese but idk if he's a ~big~ action star
blrocks 8th-Nov-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
LOL at my comment being right beneath yours
rhcp 8th-Nov-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
haha was just about to comment the same thing! twinzz
thelovehater 8th-Nov-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
Yep
beaddddddsss 8th-Nov-2012 08:02 pm (UTC)
I honestly thought of Tyrese. I actually have one of his songs on my iTubes from one of my old Now That's What I Call Music CDs. /lol lawd
beaddddddsss 8th-Nov-2012 08:03 pm (UTC)
omg wat ITunes*

ITubes is an iPod you automatically connect to your uterus that pumps music in synch to the rate you ovulate and menstruate. I mean, I'm on the next level with this.
jainypoo 9th-Nov-2012 12:53 am (UTC)
I thought the same thing haha
blrocks 8th-Nov-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
#3 sounds like Tyrese
grimacide 8th-Nov-2012 08:16 pm (UTC)
Deadbeat dad and everyone thinks black guy.
squarebiz2you 8th-Nov-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
Well, using this coded language certainly helped: "star is living large in a Hollywood mansion while his baby mama..."

fraubluecher 8th-Nov-2012 08:48 pm (UTC)
Who are the white sexy singer/model-turned-action stars people are forgetting though?
msloserrific 8th-Nov-2012 08:50 pm (UTC)
lol dang.

but i don't know of many white stars who were actors, singers and models and are known for being in action movies. tyrese is the only model/singer i can think of.
lachica2000 8th-Nov-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
I immediately thought him because the model part and that him punching his pregnant girlfriend a few years back.
hazel_belle 8th-Nov-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
1) Stewart and Fanning
2) Derek Hough
3) Not sure but perhaps Tyrese?
4) Penélope Cruz & Javier Bardem perhaps?
mhfromnh 8th-Nov-2012 09:48 pm (UTC)
I doubt Derek is actually getting baskets of punani.
hazel_belle 8th-Nov-2012 11:42 pm (UTC)
Ballas than?
stoic_failure 9th-Nov-2012 02:17 am (UTC)
No but I'd bet he'd say he is. Or that Ballas would also not be getting any but be bragging.
crazyfruitlady 8th-Nov-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
Channing Tatum.
im_chris_hansen 8th-Nov-2012 08:07 pm (UTC)
he wasnt a singer and is married
hollis1975 8th-Nov-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
he is an action star????
for_serious13 9th-Nov-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
GI Joe?
beaddddddsss 8th-Nov-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
Spanish media has always hated on Penelope and now Javier so this shit ain't new news tbqh. I know so many in Spain who call her arrepentida, which I honestly don't think she is at all, but w/e.

2 is the short blondie from DWTS. 3 Idoncurr about.

Who the hell fits 1, tho?!

_dennis_csi_ 8th-Nov-2012 08:03 pm (UTC)
why did they start hating javier?
beaddddddsss 8th-Nov-2012 08:08 pm (UTC)
Because he's with Penelope, pretty much. They have an irrational hatred for her over there. There's a really weird backlash in Spanish media when someone gets successful across the pond. It's hypocritical because they equally kiss their ass and want the attention on the country, but they simultaneously talk smack about them for becoming too good for Spain anymore. It's the whole "oh you're doing more Hollywood films instead of Spanish ones" or "you think you're the best Spain has to offer, but you're NOT, poser~ etc. etc. and so forth" kind of runaround arguments. I've had to zone out so many people talking about how fake she is now, how her acting sucks, and the list goes on.

(I'm sure other stars from other countries face the exact same thing, though. Spain isn't exactly singular in this.)
anitakkkat 8th-Nov-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
why arrepentida?
x_rose_tyler_x 8th-Nov-2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
LOL "arrepentida".
That's not it, though. Everyone's pretty proud of her success and Javier's, the problem is they keep refusing to give interviews to Spanish press and go around every other TV show in Europe and USA because they are afraid to be asked about their ~personal lives here.

Spanish gossip press IS ruthless, but even decent interviewers have reached out to them and they still say no. And I don't think those would ask them any other question that Conan or Jimmy Fallon or any other late night show host would ask over here.
luminaris 8th-Nov-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
Number 3 is Tyrese.

I want to say Number One has something to do with JLaw. I get huge "I eat pussy" vibes from her
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