Chad Kroeger: I've reined in my libido for Avril
Nickelback's Chad Kroeger has confessed he has had to tame his wandering eye since becoming engaged to Avril Lavigne.
The Canadian rocker - who once famously described himself as a "walking penis" to Playboy magazine - got engaged to Avril, 28, this summer after dating for several months and has vowed to resist his groupies.
Chad told Men's Health magazine: "I don't think my libido has changed. I just think that my Rolodex has been confiscated. And I'm OK with that."
The 37-year-old musician also revealed fiancee Avril is not a fan of his music, and he is actually quite relieved, because he doesn't want her to hear the racy lyrics to his songs.
Chad said: "If a naughty Nickelback song came on, my fiancee would probably ask who it was. She'd be like, 'Who's this? This is good. I like it.
"I'm terrified that some day she's going to listen to some of the things I've written, and I'm going to have some explaining to do.
"There's going to be a whole question-and-answer period following that one."
"Figured You Out"
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress
And I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck
And I love your lack of self-respect
While you're passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)
I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease
And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
(Now I did, you wonder why)
(Why not before, you never tried)
(Gone for good, and this is it)
On the other hand, it sounds like a lovely night with my Domme.
I can't even begin to think of who he wrote this song about.
Nope, nope...I don't want to hear the shit, I don't want to think about the shit. Moving on.
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE SONGS.
WAHHHHHHHHH (btw jk on the fuck you bb<3)
oh dear