Alison Hendrix
When my Beatles obsession started in middle school, I thought the lyric "darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there" in "Eleanor Rigby" was actually "darling it sucks in the night when there's nobody there"...like, I knew "sucks" was not used as a negative phrase in the 60s but I ignored that bc it fit so well.

I figured out what the lyrics really were like a year later but never told anyone because I was embarrassed lol. I ended up telling my mom like 5 years later and now she still teases me about it.