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Misha hat - Xmas kimmy_kun
5:58 pm - 11/07/2012

Tabloid Cover Wednesday


Grilled turkey and brie cranwich







Huevos rancheros










Peanut butter pretzel pie


Sources 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6

Thanks, mend for the Star cover! :)
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superdogbiter 7th-Nov-2012 10:02 pm (UTC)
fucking radio station 98.3 is already playing christmas songs
make it stop
lreservoirldogs 7th-Nov-2012 10:06 pm (UTC)
ugh. i am not looking forward to christmas music for the next month & a half.
losviluppo 7th-Nov-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
I cannot stand christmas music!!
smasherette 7th-Nov-2012 11:01 pm (UTC)
That's awful. We don't start hearing it till after Thanksgiving around here.
ragdoll246 8th-Nov-2012 04:48 pm (UTC)
My neighbor across the street put up his Christmas lights the day after Halloween!!! -_-
robertsbox_xo 7th-Nov-2012 10:02 pm (UTC)
that sandwich looks 10000x better than the ham one i made myself for lunch
robertsbox_xo 7th-Nov-2012 10:02 pm (UTC)
AND DAT PIE OMFG
robertsbox_xo 7th-Nov-2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
also omg crying at the taylor swift cover
anchors_oceans 7th-Nov-2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
at least someone said it out loud. i refuse to believe that it's ALWAYS the guy's fault. but dying at the headline lol.
crazyventures 7th-Nov-2012 10:36 pm (UTC)
They had to get someone to replace Jennifer Aniston
false_hate 7th-Nov-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
This is just the beginning.
judgerazzi 7th-Nov-2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
This pie looks delish, ugh I hate you!
megisthesex 7th-Nov-2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
WHY SHE CAN'T FIND LOVE??? BITCH IS 22.

I'M 23 AND THE ONLY THING I CAN HOPE FOR AT THE END OF THE NIGHT IS FINDING A GUY THAT WON'T MAKE ME HATE MY LIFE CHOICES IN THE MORNING.


BUT PREFERABLY TACO BELL AND MY VIBRATOR.
calinewarkwc69 7th-Nov-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
A+ I laughed so hard, because when I was 22 & 23, that was my life too... Well, if you add "and my giant bottle of Moscato" to the list.
purpleplague 7th-Nov-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
I'M 24 AND THIS IS STILL HOW IT GOES DOWN
cerseilannister 7th-Nov-2012 10:26 pm (UTC)
lol mte. are they trying to give jennifer's spinster crown idgi
janeeyre 7th-Nov-2012 10:28 pm (UTC)
I'm 27 and this is me still.
beetlebums 7th-Nov-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
m t e
sereniti_ii 7th-Nov-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
Good life choices, bb, you are wiser than her, in any case.
chaquitalicia04 7th-Nov-2012 11:58 pm (UTC)
<3
I am 26 and in the same boat. But replace Taco Bell with brownies, pickles & alcohol.
mikee414 no love for u Swifty — 7th-Nov-2012 10:04 pm (UTC)
LOL @ the Us Weekly headline
la_petite_singe 7th-Nov-2012 10:04 pm (UTC)
LMAO @ "TRAPPING ROB WITH A BABY?!" I love when tabloids confuse Twilight (and Twilight fanfic) with real life.

But holy shit, that People cover is scary. D:
fierysadness 7th-Nov-2012 10:07 pm (UTC)
lmao mte
la_petite_singe 7th-Nov-2012 10:09 pm (UTC)
I'll never remember which mag it was, but one of them once had a headline reading "IT'S BABY TIME!!" (referring to Rob & Kristen) and I read it in my head in Yzma's voice and I laugh every single time I think about it. Oh Twlight, you are an endless font of hilarity.
simplylovable 7th-Nov-2012 10:06 pm (UTC)
Taylor is too desperate for love, thats why

Edited at 2012-11-07 10:08 pm (UTC)
tlcspice 7th-Nov-2012 10:07 pm (UTC)


Do they even have to ask?
calinewarkwc69 7th-Nov-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
And damn yo, Taylor L. can't even get on her ex-boyfriend list for a mag cover? That's either really fucking good or really fucking bad PR people.
levant_85 7th-Nov-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
Cory Monteith also didn't make it..
superdogbiter 7th-Nov-2012 10:08 pm (UTC)
wow that people cover
falloutbi 7th-Nov-2012 10:08 pm (UTC)
Taylor can't find love because she uses her private life as her paycheck
boweeko 7th-Nov-2012 10:09 pm (UTC)
omg that sandwich. I am so hungry right now I haven't eaten all day.
sugary_placenta 7th-Nov-2012 10:09 pm (UTC)
Taylor can't find love because her pussy doesn't taste like Pepsi Cola.
hawt_choklit 7th-Nov-2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
Bahaha.
vampireweekend 7th-Nov-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
she tastes like generic store brand cola
anchors_oceans 7th-Nov-2012 10:37 pm (UTC)
generic store brand vanilla cola
stfuabel 7th-Nov-2012 10:39 pm (UTC)
bow
__orangeglo 7th-Nov-2012 10:09 pm (UTC)
As a New Yorker, I still can't believe these pictures from Sandy are from where I live.

On a related note, SMH to the people on my Facebook who are somehow blaming Obama for Sandy. And also, to the young ladies complaining that they are no longer "safe" with Obama in charge. WTF. BINDERS.
ch33rylips 7th-Nov-2012 10:31 pm (UTC)
Oh noes control over our bodies, equal pay, and being treated like human beings THE HORROR!!!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE US...
tadashee 7th-Nov-2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
Hehe. When the trifecta of akin, Walsh, and Murdock lost I declared American uteruses safe.
venetianglass 7th-Nov-2012 10:33 pm (UTC)
My 19 y/o niece has somehow come up with this idea that Obama is gonna put a chip in her and has been spouting off for the last week about Mittens and how he is/was the better choice... and I'm biting my tongue from saying, you are (A) 1/2 Hispanic (so, a minority) and (B) about 6 months away from being an unwed mother. Did she think Romney was gonna take a special interest in her or something?
crazyventures 7th-Nov-2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
Didn't you know that he ~controls the weather~?
tadashee 7th-Nov-2012 10:45 pm (UTC)
Yesterday I posted Olivia wildes tweet about the disabled, woman,Asian woman, lesbian woman being binders full of fucking awesome. It was my most liked post of the night
pirate_smiles 8th-Nov-2012 03:34 am (UTC)
Someone on my Facebook blamed today's snowstorm on Obama's reelection. Ugh.
mankini 8th-Nov-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
One of my FB friends is having a fucking meltdown because abortion is murder! You're a murderer! I'm loving every minute of it. She's a co-worker of my mom's and my mom is going to shut her down tonight I can't wait.

She also posted a map saying Romney got the popular vote and someone from BRAZIL corrected her.

Edited at 2012-11-08 05:17 pm (UTC)
flowerssleeping 7th-Nov-2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
that peanut butter pretzel pie looks sf good
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