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3:34 pm - 11/07/2012

Stacey Dash's Epic 1,344 Word Rant About Election Depression



Stacey Dash is really bummed out that Mitt Romney is NOT the next President of These United States ... and we know she's bummed out because she sent us a 1,344 word essay about it.

In her statement, Dash touches on sleeping, hanging chads, her baby, her DNA, Osama Bin Laden ... and she also refers to herself in the 3rd person.

Excerpts and a transcript link under the cutCollapse )
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dancedallnight 7th-Nov-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
"I also don’t understand why more people aren’t acknowledging the good that has come ab
thanks to Romney’s Massachusetts medical coverage for all citizens.


LOL well it's basically Obamacare. It's the Repubs and Romney who were trying to ignore it.

Our country needs a savvy business manager with the ability to
work on both sides of the aisle.

1)a corporate raider who profits by taking over businesses and completely gutting them is not what we need. 2) Romney was able to get shit done as governor because he was more moderate, didn't pander to the right wing extremists, and had Democrats who were willing to be bipartisan. It's not that Obama doesn't want to cooperate with the Republicans. It's that they will say no to literally anything he proposes simply because they can.
punishermax 7th-Nov-2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
Welfare reform
is also in order. An elderly woman stands in the same grocery line pinching pennies to buy a
can of soup while a woman is buying marshmallow fluff with food stamps. As times have
changed, welfare policy needs to keep stride, just like every other issue

POOR PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO BUY BREAD MILK AND EGGS ALL ELSE IS NOT APPROVED I A RICH PERSON NOW DECREE THIS NOW AND FOREVER

POOR PEOPLE MUST ALSO SUBMIT A WRITTEN DOCUMENT TO ME SO I MAY APPROVE THEIR PURCHASES.
mynamehere07 7th-Nov-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
I hate the thinking so much. Not every person on welfare/assistance is some kind of scam artist buying cheetos and slim jims.
buncha_cruncha 7th-Nov-2012 09:16 pm (UTC)
Poor people's shopping lists must be approved in advance by a 12-person committee
theblackwidow 7th-Nov-2012 09:43 pm (UTC)
I mean I completely agree that most people who are on welfare legitimately need it and I'm as liberal as they come BUT I worked at a grocery store and MANY of the people would use food stamps to buy candy and things that are not good for you.
soho 7th-Nov-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
Maybe they want a treat? God forbid poor people eat what they want. It isn't any of your business that people buy with that money.
vee_bot 7th-Nov-2012 10:30 pm (UTC)
POOR PEOPLE EAT CANDY???? I AM SO FUCKING DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
chakhleha 7th-Nov-2012 10:55 pm (UTC)
So? Not your prob/business
amontillado 7th-Nov-2012 11:49 pm (UTC)
Well god fucking forbid.
celtic_thistle 8th-Nov-2012 12:39 am (UTC)
idgaf tbqh
_cheshire 7th-Nov-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
BUT THEY CAN'T BUY THE FANCY BREAD, MILK, AND EGGS, THOSE ARE ONLY FOR TRUE WORKERS
milkradio 8th-Nov-2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
I don't get why people complain about ~the government making me eat broccoli~ and then say stuff like this...? Then again, it's the same thing where they moan about their freedums!!!1! being taken away and that the government is too involved with their lives and then they say "BUT NO ABORTIONS!!!! NO SAME SEX MARRIAGE!!!!!!!1!!!!" Like do they even hear themselves? You can't reason with people like this. It's so scary how deluded they are :|
huntertp3 7th-Nov-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
In addition, Romney’s
business acumen is sterling. Our country needs a savvy business manager with the ability to
work on both sides of the aisle. Paul Ryan is another brilliant mind with a viable plan for the
economy of this country


judging you
vidriodeperlas 7th-Nov-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
lmaoooo

didn't she also retweet someone who said the president is an arab? fuck her. hope she's crying.
latexana 7th-Nov-2012 09:05 pm (UTC)
blrocks 7th-Nov-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
NGL I was laughing so hard at bitches around town with Romney stickers on their cars.
celtic_thistle 8th-Nov-2012 12:42 am (UTC)
I legit point and laugh at the Romney/Ryan signs that are still up.
menageohthree 7th-Nov-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
She can go cry her white tears with the other Romney/Ryan, Ron Paul lovers.
snitchster 7th-Nov-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
i know i always say this in posts about her...but she was SUCH a bitch to me when i was a flight attendant.

She flew from LAX to Denver in first class, and she would not turn off her janky ass ipod.

When i asked her what she wanted to drink, she looked at me like i had just slapped her.
scarletfbl 7th-Nov-2012 09:23 pm (UTC)
Ha, so she's janky all around.
snitchster 7th-Nov-2012 09:30 pm (UTC)
ugh. she is. she was wearing the ugliest cowboy hat i have ever seen, and one of those pancho blanket tops you get from mexico.

weirdo
umi 7th-Nov-2012 09:38 pm (UTC)
Oohhh more stories about your experiences with celebrities! If you can tell them.
imsodeep 7th-Nov-2012 09:10 pm (UTC)
How long is she going to drag this attention out for?


Seriously, good job, girl. You got your name in a couple headlines. You can fade back now.
eightball 7th-Nov-2012 09:11 pm (UTC)
sigh shut up, di. youve ruined your tiny legacy here :|
kreayshawn 7th-Nov-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
she sounds clear and lucid about just wanting tax cuts and other conservative fiscal actions coz shes rich and thats what she cares about. it doesnt have to be that shes crazy or a self-hater, thats kinda patronizing
scarletfbl 7th-Nov-2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
It's the other 75% of the things that she's said that really gives us all that impression of her.
brokenbeauty08 7th-Nov-2012 09:13 pm (UTC)
gabzillaz 7th-Nov-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
Clueless indeed
viicckky 7th-Nov-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
As a single mother ....

wristtattoos 7th-Nov-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
Barack's face is perfect. Sums up that idiotic point perfectly!!
deathbytamarind 7th-Nov-2012 10:12 pm (UTC)
lol basically "bitch are you for real?"
pineandapple 7th-Nov-2012 10:04 pm (UTC)
What the hell. I thought people were exaggerating when they said he said this.
paranoiattaque 7th-Nov-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
milkradio 8th-Nov-2012 11:29 pm (UTC)
Seriously, Romney is a disgusting human being. I get so angry when people shit on single parent families.
snapiphany 7th-Nov-2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
I hope whatever demon's spring she's been bathing in dries up and her youth withers away like Voldemort at the end of Deathly Hallows Part II.
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