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Justin Bieber gets his very own sex doll! (unsurprisingly not marketed to teenage girls)



Justin Bieber has unofficially received his very own blow-up sex doll, according to Celeb Dirty Laundry. If you can’t have the real thing, then the manufacturer is hoping you’ll settle for something vaguely similar.

Created by the opportunistic folks over at Pipedream, the Justin Bieber sex doll, lovingly dubbed Just-In Beaver, is equipped to please both male and female fans. Interested parties can expect to drop around $26 for the Justin Bieber mock-up. Considering the doll is unlicensed, chances are it won’t be available to the public for very long.

This isn’t Pipedream’s first foray into the world of celebrity blow-up sex dolls. The company reportedly developed a Miley Cyrus sex toy not too long ago. This unofficial product must have been a huge success, as Pipedream is now attempting to make even more money with another celebrity pleasure doll.

The company’s official product description reads as follows:

Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!

And the box itself? (Click to enlarge)



source: inquisitr | drbieber
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caulifloral 4th-Nov-2012 05:32 am (UTC)
in before quizblorg finishes entering his credit card information

Edited at 2012-11-04 05:33 am (UTC)
muzicnem 4th-Nov-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
lmao mteeeeeee
so_chic_doll 4th-Nov-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
oop
wits 4th-Nov-2012 05:36 am (UTC)
omfg
mixy101 4th-Nov-2012 05:36 am (UTC)
hahaha
testdrivegirl 4th-Nov-2012 05:37 am (UTC)
lmao
jinnycalderone 4th-Nov-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
omg, lol.
milkchocolat 4th-Nov-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
snuffyqui45 4th-Nov-2012 05:40 am (UTC)
lmfaoooooooooooooo
clarelove 4th-Nov-2012 05:40 am (UTC)
I'm both "hahaha" and "ew that perv"
caulifloral 4th-Nov-2012 05:41 am (UTC)
it's funny because it's so believable :\
_xxtom 4th-Nov-2012 05:41 am (UTC)
LOL
chuk_is_dazzled 4th-Nov-2012 05:44 am (UTC)
lmao
poop_of_death 4th-Nov-2012 05:45 am (UTC)
DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
dancedallnight 4th-Nov-2012 05:48 am (UTC)
lmfaaaaaaooooo. D E A D
m_hay 4th-Nov-2012 05:51 am (UTC)
love love love you
iamtheliquorr 4th-Nov-2012 05:51 am (UTC)
/cremated
hemsworth 4th-Nov-2012 06:10 am (UTC)
lmfaooooo
__she_said 4th-Nov-2012 06:12 am (UTC)

poison20 4th-Nov-2012 06:14 am (UTC)
lolololol
edas 4th-Nov-2012 06:15 am (UTC)
/end post
bienenkiste 4th-Nov-2012 06:16 am (UTC)
OMG LMAAO
jeugd1 4th-Nov-2012 06:17 am (UTC)
LMAO
cerseilannister 4th-Nov-2012 06:23 am (UTC)
lol
kindafunnysad 4th-Nov-2012 06:26 am (UTC)
lol
cabernet 4th-Nov-2012 06:32 am (UTC)
OMFG LOL IRL
owtfx 4th-Nov-2012 06:35 am (UTC)
LMAO
saltonmycuts 4th-Nov-2012 06:37 am (UTC)
lolololol
swissbeauty23 4th-Nov-2012 06:48 am (UTC)
i cackled!
swissbeauty23 4th-Nov-2012 06:49 am (UTC)
that was so good omg
hazel_belle 4th-Nov-2012 07:02 am (UTC)
nene718 4th-Nov-2012 07:37 am (UTC)
dead and gone
myhipusername 4th-Nov-2012 07:42 am (UTC)
dying rn
derka_drka 4th-Nov-2012 07:44 am (UTC)
lmao deadddddd
civilsavage 4th-Nov-2012 08:23 am (UTC)
BURY ME IN THE SHADE.
hyper_tala 4th-Nov-2012 10:21 am (UTC)
i cant breathe
fanskap 4th-Nov-2012 10:31 am (UTC)
hahaha oh my looooord
evelyn_94 4th-Nov-2012 12:22 pm (UTC)
hunty 4th-Nov-2012 12:32 pm (UTC)
lololol
shining_starsxx 4th-Nov-2012 12:54 pm (UTC)
holy shit go on without me.
atomicdogmeat 4th-Nov-2012 01:04 pm (UTC)
dead
agatharuncible 4th-Nov-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
bury me for I cannot go on
fionaapple 4th-Nov-2012 03:11 pm (UTC)
Ugh probably. He probably has the illegally stolen prototype already.
francesbcobain 4th-Nov-2012 03:16 pm (UTC)
lol
mikeblitzz 4th-Nov-2012 03:51 pm (UTC)
S L A I N
threeatatimejay 4th-Nov-2012 05:02 pm (UTC)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lovedhurtlost 4th-Nov-2012 08:12 pm (UTC)
O M G lol
stewie_e 4th-Nov-2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
i am fucken DEAD
in_styles 4th-Nov-2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
damn sis, you went there
superboy 4th-Nov-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
My birthday's coming up in a few days, FYI.
superboy 4th-Nov-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
wits 4th-Nov-2012 05:36 am (UTC)
i would buy a liam sex doll
genbu_no_miko24 4th-Nov-2012 06:08 am (UTC)
ugh this hair....why
horrorparties 4th-Nov-2012 06:43 am (UTC)
kms
roguedandelion 4th-Nov-2012 07:09 am (UTC)
GIMME ONE OF THOSE
blessedbell 4th-Nov-2012 05:55 am (UTC)
how old you turnin, bb? I'm turning 24 on the 29th, i'm pretending its not happening.
itsafunny_thing 4th-Nov-2012 06:07 am (UTC)
what day, bb? mine's on the 12th!
laughsforfree 4th-Nov-2012 06:12 am (UTC)
Turning 25 on the 8th!
swissbeauty23 4th-Nov-2012 06:50 am (UTC)
fwee_prower 4th-Nov-2012 06:53 am (UTC)
im turning 25 on the 20th.
cuzgarysaysso 4th-Nov-2012 08:21 am (UTC)
Photobucket
Happy early birthday!
Photobucket
Here we have some sexy men dancing for you
Photobucket
so_chic_doll 4th-Nov-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
teaaet 4th-Nov-2012 06:00 am (UTC)
muzicnem 4th-Nov-2012 05:33 am (UTC)
Give me an ASkars one and then we'll talk.
blessedbell 4th-Nov-2012 05:56 am (UTC)
askars
tom hiddleston
JLM
RDJ

then we'll talk.
redhobbit 4th-Nov-2012 08:18 am (UTC)
A Hiddles one would be nice, with a replica of his monster cock attached of course..lol.

Edited at 2012-11-04 08:49 am (UTC)
hemsworth 4th-Nov-2012 06:13 am (UTC)
chris hemsworth
rdj
chris evans
tom hiddleston
matt bomer
tom hardy (ohhh especially tom hardy)

my list goes on
loverelapse 4th-Nov-2012 06:39 am (UTC)
ewan mcgregor. that's it, that's the list.
haloisbent 4th-Nov-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
The guy on the box looks like Adam from Workaholics.
so_chic_doll 4th-Nov-2012 05:35 am (UTC)
haloisbent 4th-Nov-2012 06:28 am (UTC)
chuk_is_dazzled 4th-Nov-2012 06:01 am (UTC)
lol it does
harleenfrances 4th-Nov-2012 06:52 pm (UTC)
first thing i thought of lol
superboy 4th-Nov-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
On the real tho




NOPE @ the stupid faces he makes when he instagrams
caulifloral 4th-Nov-2012 05:35 am (UTC)
This one was so cute tho!

tw_31988 4th-Nov-2012 05:49 am (UTC)
no.
manffa 4th-Nov-2012 12:08 pm (UTC)
he's morphing into joey essex
so_chic_doll 4th-Nov-2012 05:36 am (UTC)
I can't with people whose instragram is 90% them making stupid faces.
swissbeauty23 4th-Nov-2012 06:52 am (UTC)
he has pretty lips
hazel_belle 4th-Nov-2012 07:02 am (UTC)
FOREVER 16...
interrobamf 4th-Nov-2012 10:40 am (UTC)
Future Grindr pic
mixy101 4th-Nov-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
no ty

i just want a sleepover post lol
klauses 4th-Nov-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
dan <3333
ohkimosabe 4th-Nov-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
I'm NOT GAY!
(ok maybe a lil')
turkish_popstar 4th-Nov-2012 05:40 am (UTC)
same
larastone 4th-Nov-2012 08:24 am (UTC)
noooo not w/this icon
mountainsea 4th-Nov-2012 09:31 am (UTC)
lol irl
dynamite_state 4th-Nov-2012 05:21 pm (UTC)
lmao
roguedandelion 4th-Nov-2012 07:11 am (UTC)
_xxtom 4th-Nov-2012 05:35 am (UTC)
SHRIEKING @ IM NOT GAY (ok maybe a lil') and He still needs practice'

I. can. not.

Edited at 2012-11-04 05:35 am (UTC)
caulifloral 4th-Nov-2012 05:36 am (UTC)
"He still needs practice" made me want to hurl ngl
gross @ the kind of men who find that kind of inexperience attractive
swissbeauty23 4th-Nov-2012 06:52 am (UTC)
so nasty and rapey omw :(
jinnycalderone 4th-Nov-2012 05:40 am (UTC)
lol, thats the best.
roguedandelion 4th-Nov-2012 07:11 am (UTC)
one_hoopy_frood 4th-Nov-2012 05:36 am (UTC)
I can't imagine using a blow-up doll as a woman. How the hell do you get to that point?
so_chic_doll 4th-Nov-2012 05:37 am (UTC)
...this isn't for women hon.
one_hoopy_frood 4th-Nov-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
equipped to please both male and female fans
caulifloral 4th-Nov-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
lbr too much time spent in bounce houses at childhood birthday parties
mementox 4th-Nov-2012 06:27 am (UTC)
How does it work tho is the dick part hard like a dildo or inflatable

So like if you hump it super hard does it lose air and get smaller
agatharuncible 4th-Nov-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
I can't imagine using a blow-up doll as a person. How the hell do you get to that point of desperation?
conquistadora 4th-Nov-2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
They would use it as another body pillow lbr. Dry humping is inevitable.
jinnycalderone 4th-Nov-2012 05:37 am (UTC)
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww, whyyy. i can just see a ton of girls/biys buying this. omg, lmaoo!!

gaga has one too, but im not gonna buy it. i do nwant a standee of her tho. why dont they have one?! i should just make one myself @kinkos.
caulifloral 4th-Nov-2012 05:39 am (UTC)
lol my sister bought me a bieber standee as a joke for my birthday and anytime i have it out i'm nearly peeing myself half the time assuming some stranger is lurking in my apartment.
jinnycalderone 4th-Nov-2012 05:41 am (UTC)
lolol, i had hp harry & hermione ones tbh. i neva got scared. i miss them. theyre packed away atm.
shoutingasong 4th-Nov-2012 06:57 am (UTC)
someone had a Beiber stand at my workplace over the summer and she moved offices mid-season and took it with her. I had a heart attack when I walked into one of the empty portable buildings to find it staring at me when I walked by the bathroom.
/csb
haverchuck_bill 4th-Nov-2012 11:33 am (UTC)
One of my friends had one of Robert Pattison and every time I went to her house, I forgot and would get scared. Hate that thing
jinnycalderone 4th-Nov-2012 05:42 am (UTC)
lawd, my typing in this lol. mistakes everywhere.
klauses 4th-Nov-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
Lord, that was one hell of a post title to find in my inbox.
jtaps 4th-Nov-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
why are there sticky vaginas though?
scheisse 4th-Nov-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
but he doesn't have a grammy
caulifloral 4th-Nov-2012 05:40 am (UTC)
"teen choice award" just doesn't have the same ring to it
gaga 4th-Nov-2012 07:15 am (UTC)
lmao
goofusgallant 4th-Nov-2012 09:51 pm (UTC)
lol
crashh_world 4th-Nov-2012 05:40 am (UTC)
that was my first thought
kydeon 4th-Nov-2012 05:41 am (UTC)
mte, this is misleading advertising, i will never buy it now!
jinnycalderone 4th-Nov-2012 05:43 am (UTC)
omg, woww. misleading!!
testdrivegirl 4th-Nov-2012 05:38 am (UTC)
only $26?
poop_of_death 4th-Nov-2012 05:47 am (UTC)
たかいですね! It's not like it's Rachel Maddow.
cabernet 4th-Nov-2012 06:34 am (UTC)
It's a blow-up doll, not a RealDoll
hazel_belle 4th-Nov-2012 07:05 am (UTC)
best answer.
myhipusername 4th-Nov-2012 09:39 am (UTC)
lol whats even the difference
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