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7:53 pm - 11/01/2012

Amanda Bynes: I'm a "Retired Multi-Millionaire"



Amanda Bynes can do what she wants.

The former Nickelodeon star -- whose recent erratic behavior and multiple, driving-related arrests have friends and family fearing that she's headed down a dangerous path -- was the subject of a less-than-flattering In Touch magazine story this week.

The tabloid claimed the actress, 26, paraded around a NYC tanning salon recently -- wearing nothing but her goggles.

A witness told the mag Bynes looked "painfully thin" and that "she seemed totally out of it."
"[She] didn't seem to care that everyone saw her naked," the witness shared. (A store employee countered that Bynes comes in frequently but "is always polite" and "usually just in and out.")

Needless to say, Bynes isn't pleased with the publication's report on her visit to the salon.
"I'm suing In Touch for printing a fake story," the furious star told Us Weekly Thursday. "I'm not 'troubled.' I don't get naked in public. I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy."


Bynes herself may not be troubled, but she's got legal troubles a-plenty -- the former What I Like About You star is currently facing a DUI, two hit-and-run charges, as well as two separate charges for driving with a suspended license.

Following her spring DUI arrest, Bynes took to Twitter to plead her case to a higher power: President Barack Obama.

"Hey Barack Obama . . . I don't drink," she wrote in June. "Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end."


In September, TMZ reported that Bynes was dropped by her agent, publicist and lawyer, all within the span of a few weeks.

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teaaet 2nd-Nov-2012 01:54 am (UTC)
angelmonster 2nd-Nov-2012 01:56 am (UTC)
I lol'd.
kofo4 2nd-Nov-2012 02:17 am (UTC)
lol at her looking at the camera for a second
beatlesluv 2nd-Nov-2012 03:10 am (UTC)
OMFG well spotted lol
matchitehew 2nd-Nov-2012 05:48 am (UTC)
Omfg how did I not notice this till now? Lmaooo.
theonlykow 2nd-Nov-2012 07:22 am (UTC)
Or looking at... CUE CARDS?! Cue conspiracy theory / X-Files theme!
speedychi 2nd-Nov-2012 10:36 am (UTC)
MTE!
xdecadentx 2nd-Nov-2012 11:40 am (UTC)
LOL I didn't notice that.
swissbeauty23 2nd-Nov-2012 02:37 am (UTC)
lol this doesn't make sense Tyra
jerriblank 2nd-Nov-2012 02:45 am (UTC)
she really does need tyra in her life
wauwy 2nd-Nov-2012 04:27 am (UTC)
I appreciate your passion, Tyra, but it's "lie," ok, not "lay"

Intransitive verb. Compare "sit" and "set."

the line to kick me in the butt starts at the corner
isntdaveone 2nd-Nov-2012 01:54 am (UTC)
silentxstrom 2nd-Nov-2012 01:56 am (UTC)
LOL Dawn from Welcome to the Dollhouse.
goldenlockets 2nd-Nov-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
love this movie!
angelmonster 2nd-Nov-2012 01:55 am (UTC)


Get your shit together!
christophwaltz 2nd-Nov-2012 01:59 am (UTC)
omg crying
sparkysparky 2nd-Nov-2012 02:07 am (UTC)
lol
royan_rawss 2nd-Nov-2012 04:44 am (UTC)
LOL
lovelyeccentric 2nd-Nov-2012 11:21 pm (UTC)
ahhhhhahahaha.
thetxbelle 2nd-Nov-2012 01:55 am (UTC)
Tanning salons creep me out, the idea of being baked in a cocoon/pod does not sound fun.

Edited at 2012-11-02 01:56 am (UTC)
distant_lines 2nd-Nov-2012 01:58 am (UTC)
I'm so against tanning beds. This woman and her daughter who own a chain of tanning salons in my town came into my sorority meeting a few years ago and spent 30 minutes telling us the benefits of tanning. I just sat there and gave them the side eye the whole time. There's not one good thing about tanning.
thetxbelle 2nd-Nov-2012 02:05 am (UTC)
lol I'd like to hear some of the supposed benefits.
hello_samm 2nd-Nov-2012 03:43 am (UTC)
Aside from the whole skin cancer thing...it makes you look way older than you are. So many of the bitches I went to high school with have the worst crows feet because of their constant tanning. Just get a spray tan, jfc.
unclesamonmars 2nd-Nov-2012 06:52 am (UTC)
When I was in college my school paper came out with article on how to tan safely and whatnot around Spring Break. The author (sorority girl) exclusively got her facts and used direct quotes from a manager of some tanning salon. Most of the things she said were factually incorrect or totally misleading ("We use UVA rays instead of UVB," insinuating that it's healthier) and I couldn't believe the paper would publish something like that.
flying_pandas 2nd-Nov-2012 07:05 pm (UTC)
i went tanning twice for my best friends wedding because I wanted a little color and I did feel super happy after each session, but it is not worth cancer or wrinkles for me and all the people I know who tan all the time look like shit \coolstorybro
ericasays 2nd-Nov-2012 02:00 am (UTC)
i love tanning. my vitamin d levels run dangerously in the winter months and the UV lights/warmth make me feel so good.
babyyouloveit 2nd-Nov-2012 02:08 am (UTC)
Ia
Tanning in general just seems so unnatural to me (which explains why I'm so pale)
rinanina101 2nd-Nov-2012 02:21 am (UTC)
ever since i saw final destination 3 where the girl gets fried in the tanning bed, i promised myself to never ever
bienenkiste 2nd-Nov-2012 02:25 am (UTC)
IFKR.
lysha_ana 2nd-Nov-2012 02:32 am (UTC)
Right? Tanning beds have almost been banned where I'm from, they are so unnecessary
ectypes 2nd-Nov-2012 02:45 am (UTC)
this. and that dumbass who likes tanning beds must realize that vitamin D from the sun doesn't just disappear in the winter?
mementox 2nd-Nov-2012 02:52 am (UTC)
Certain tanning beds do benefit some people

I have vitiligo and some of the treatments involve using certain kinds of tanning beds, I've never done it but some ppl do.
jemab 2nd-Nov-2012 12:26 pm (UTC)
THIS. I used to own a tanning salon and now when I think back to it I'm like WAS I CRAZY? I won't step foot inside a tanning booth - havent in years. That shit is so bad for you.
distant_lines 2nd-Nov-2012 01:56 am (UTC)
She was just upset that Lindsay was getting more attention again.
hobnailedboots 2nd-Nov-2012 01:56 am (UTC)
she needs to get help

it's really sad that no one can get through to her
itone 2nd-Nov-2012 01:56 am (UTC)
How many millions can she possibly have?
hawaii_bombay 2nd-Nov-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
More than I have, that's for sure (and I don't even have a million :/)
bee_xx3 2nd-Nov-2012 01:59 am (UTC)
lol
fromahippie 2nd-Nov-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
lmao
ilouboutin 2nd-Nov-2012 02:01 am (UTC)
i could actually believe she's got a few in the bank. she's been making money since she was a kid. she's not exactly an olsen but the girl is living comfortably imo.
aaameeting 2nd-Nov-2012 02:02 am (UTC)
She is worth 4 million
zibbydoo324 2nd-Nov-2012 02:03 am (UTC)
She's probably pretty well off.
It doesn't seem like her parents were strapped for cash or horrible stage parents so they probably managed it well for her. She gets syndication checks for "What I Like about You" combined with her past paychecks is probably a nice chunk of change.
Plus, it helps that it doesn't seem like she has lived a crazily extravagant life.
snuffyqui45 2nd-Nov-2012 02:04 am (UTC)
I'd believe a couple. Nick money alone could keep her going.
kurtvonnegut 2nd-Nov-2012 02:12 am (UTC)
she was a huge nickelodeon star. i'm sure they still replay the shit out of the amanda show.
ch33rylips 2nd-Nov-2012 02:23 am (UTC)
Her net worth is 8 million.
winninglondon 2nd-Nov-2012 04:51 am (UTC)
She's worked since she was a kid and has made quite a few movies, she probably has earned a decent amount.
redaodai 2nd-Nov-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
Gettin' real tired of your shiitake.

thedpmiss 2nd-Nov-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
What is with trainwrecks tweeting the President?
nouns 2nd-Nov-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
who still believes she's got over 2 million in the bank tho?

butt_or_skotch 2nd-Nov-2012 02:01 am (UTC)
Well if she invested it wisely when she was younger it wouldn't be surprising that she has millions in the bank now.
squishinator 2nd-Nov-2012 02:09 am (UTC)
eh i dont think its too far fetched. She's still getting syndication checks for What I Like about You.
swanqween 2nd-Nov-2012 02:29 am (UTC)
it's all about the syndication, and that show is on every single day
ch33rylips 2nd-Nov-2012 02:13 am (UTC)
All reports say she's always been super responsible with her money and she's been working since she was a kid. So me I believe.
odd_fish_stick 2nd-Nov-2012 02:59 am (UTC)
she gets money from reruns of amanda show, what i like about you and figure it out, which was airing until recently. also doesn't she get royalties from the hairspray ost? She probably does if her parents invested well for her
friarsfire I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
Well damn



okay, sis
hawaii_bombay Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 01:58 am (UTC)
LOL
arwens Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:00 am (UTC)
lmfao
christophwaltz Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:01 am (UTC)
omggggggg
bee_xx3 Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:01 am (UTC)
lmao
loveissuicide87 Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:04 am (UTC)
LOL, this gif is never not funny.
snuffyqui45 Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:04 am (UTC)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
beetlebums Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:08 am (UTC)
I love that she snatched her own wig
mcwicca Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 03:25 am (UTC)
well no one else could snatch it
howlcosmiclove Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:09 am (UTC)
lmao
horrorparties Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:09 am (UTC)
lmao
hangthemj Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:15 am (UTC)
i'm deceased
goldengal1193 Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:15 am (UTC)
looooool
saltireflower Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:33 am (UTC)
lol
_xxtom Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 02:41 am (UTC)
yesss aretha child
noneformethanx Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 04:16 am (UTC)
YESSSSS
hypermuseic9 Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 04:38 am (UTC)
omg lawd
blenderhead Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 05:57 am (UTC)
lmao
toilandblood Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 07:02 am (UTC)
omg did that really happen hahaha
soramai Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.2nd-Nov-2012 11:19 am (UTC)
lmao
supertex Re: I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.3rd-Nov-2012 03:48 am (UTC)
MY DAMN! by FAR the most hilarious thing i've seen in a long time.

holy shit. i can't stop laughing. my fuck...
zibbydoo324 2nd-Nov-2012 01:59 am (UTC)
I sincerely doubt she was walking around in just a pair of goggles. I mean, she probably had her tan tracking sticker on, too.
bostongirl2003 2nd-Nov-2012 02:16 am (UTC)
right? The media just wants to sensationalize everything.
ilouboutin 2nd-Nov-2012 01:59 am (UTC)
leave the girl alone.
teaaet 2nd-Nov-2012 02:03 am (UTC)
angelmonster 2nd-Nov-2012 02:06 am (UTC)
ilouboutin 2nd-Nov-2012 02:17 am (UTC)
dead
swissbeauty23 2nd-Nov-2012 02:39 am (UTC)
lmao
fierysadness 2nd-Nov-2012 02:09 am (UTC)
mte
I remember that one paparazzi video where this pap was shouting "Stop pinching me, Amanda" and other stuff when she wasn't even touching him, it was ridiculous
ahota84 2nd-Nov-2012 02:00 am (UTC)
I don't want to be a 26 year old millionaire if it means being a pure shitshow.

i was happily making minimum wage at 26, thankuverymuch.
ericasays 2nd-Nov-2012 02:02 am (UTC)
you're the only person i've ever seen who was pleased to be making minimum wage... at any age.
teaaet 2nd-Nov-2012 02:04 am (UTC)
my dad paid me $50 to spend an entire summer scanning x-rays for him when i was 11, and i was SO AMPED. i bought like four cds with that cash, probably all mariah.
ahota84 2nd-Nov-2012 04:07 am (UTC)
lol i didn't realize my comment would blow up. I was bartending so my tips were what I lived completely on, never mind the hourly.
grammaire 2nd-Nov-2012 02:04 am (UTC)
I would GLADLY be a shitshow for a few million.
snuffyqui45 2nd-Nov-2012 02:05 am (UTC)
Pass that shit over here please and ty. A couple million would definitely fix the issues that make me the mess that I am.
angelmonster 2nd-Nov-2012 02:08 am (UTC)
I would be a total shitshow for millions. Like crotch shots and everything, no shame for the money.
kurtvonnegut 2nd-Nov-2012 02:13 am (UTC)
minimum wage at 26? i wouldn't accept minimum wage at 21 tbh.
ch33rylips 2nd-Nov-2012 02:15 am (UTC)
lolol happily making minimum wage well ain't that shooting for grass.
vivisexion 2nd-Nov-2012 02:15 am (UTC)
i'd be a shitshow at 26 if i'd get millions for it, i don't even care
goldengal1193 2nd-Nov-2012 02:16 am (UTC)
I agree. It's all about my happiness, and sanity.
ilouboutin 2nd-Nov-2012 02:18 am (UTC)
girl bye
vampireweekend 2nd-Nov-2012 02:25 am (UTC)
well if only i had your strength
wauwy 2nd-Nov-2012 04:31 am (UTC)
I was happy making minimum wage when I was 20 and working in the children's section of Barnes and Noble. I think that might have been the best job I've ever had in my life. Then when I got my paycheck I spent it all on books.

The good ole days ;___;
toilandblood 2nd-Nov-2012 07:04 am (UTC)
ughh i'm making just over min wage right now and it sucks.
gravity1318 2nd-Nov-2012 03:23 pm (UTC)
I am a shitshow for free.
grande_latte 2nd-Nov-2012 02:02 am (UTC)
She needs help
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