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Joe Simpson's Gay Male Escort Tells All: 'He Had An Insatiable Appetite For Sex'



Not only was Joe Simpson leading a secret gay life, but a new report claims Jessica Simpson's father hired a gay male escort, and now he's opened up about his romp with Joe, and RadarOnline.com has all the details.

The explosive bombshell comes from the National Enquirer, who spoke with 32-year-old Joey Anderson, a New York City-based male escort who passed a polygraph test recounting a steamy three-hour tryst with Joe at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in May.

"Over the course of two hours or so, we rolled around, kissed and gave each other oral," Joey told the Enquirer.

"We'd take breathers and then start up all over again. He seemed to have an insatiable appetite for sex and never really appeared tired."

The former Baptist minister was "very much pleased" with the session, according to Joey, and paid him $600 "for my time, not for sexual services."


Joey claims he and Joe have exchanged text messages since the May romp, trying to set up another meeting, but haven't worked anything out yet.

"Whatever the case, I'm probably not the only one. After being a family man, and a religious one to boot, for all these years, I'm sure he's out sowing his wild oats with a bunch of boys," Joey said.

"Joe has lived a lifetime of deceit regarding his sexuality. Before the dust settles, I wouldn't be surprised to hear about a lot more guys coming forward."

Pick up the latest issue of the National Enquirer, on newsstands Thursday, for the entire bombshell interview with Joey.

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superdogbiter 31st-Oct-2012 09:37 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
boundarybreaks 31st-Oct-2012 09:47 pm (UTC)
omg
hawaii_bombay 31st-Oct-2012 09:57 pm (UTC)
theflyingbeet 31st-Oct-2012 10:01 pm (UTC)
lol omg
gacchiri 31st-Oct-2012 10:02 pm (UTC)
omfg
starry_eyed 1st-Nov-2012 01:37 am (UTC)
omg I can't look away
ohwutevernvm 1st-Nov-2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
crackin up so hard rn omg
super_creeps 31st-Oct-2012 09:38 pm (UTC)
I was under the impression that you don't kiss prostitutes since you know where their mouths have been. Joe's new at this game so perhaps he hasn't heard.
slutdrunkmystag 31st-Oct-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but I feel like once you've put your dick in someone's ass you might as well throw caution to the wind and kiss them.
scottfreein4_d 31st-Oct-2012 10:01 pm (UTC)
Marines are notorious for the "you can fuck me but you can't kiss me" attitude. I'm just like, really bitch?
stelarjesss 31st-Oct-2012 10:01 pm (UTC)
lol.
muzicnem 31st-Oct-2012 10:06 pm (UTC)
lol srsly
supernature_971 31st-Oct-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
lmfao
hawaii_bombay 31st-Oct-2012 11:48 pm (UTC)
LOL
lernen 31st-Oct-2012 10:58 pm (UTC)
i thought it was the prostitutes that dont allow kissing.
myblackass 31st-Oct-2012 10:59 pm (UTC)
Joe has a lot of catching up to do, he WANTED the experience of kissing 1,000 dudes at once.
marinade 31st-Oct-2012 09:38 pm (UTC)
Who says shit like 'to boot' anymore?

I can't look directly at that sex worker's face either, and I can't pinpoint why.
im_chris_hansen 31st-Oct-2012 09:43 pm (UTC)
because he looks like a female simpson cousin that's stayed in the family bloodline
muzicnem 31st-Oct-2012 10:07 pm (UTC)
He looks like Jennifer Carpenter.
myblackass 31st-Oct-2012 11:00 pm (UTC)
I'm a little disappointed that The Enquirer didn't make up the dude to look more like JSimp.
mend 31st-Oct-2012 09:38 pm (UTC)
that hair cape
im_chris_hansen 31st-Oct-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
LOL, dude, you got paid to be a hooker... not for your "time"
browniecakemix 31st-Oct-2012 09:43 pm (UTC)
Well, yeah, he knew full well he'd probably be having sex with Papa Simps in the ~time for which he was paid. But the semantics here literally mean the difference between legality and and a jail sentence. That's how escort services work.
im_chris_hansen 31st-Oct-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
this is like in college you ask for "donate towards the keg of beer" so you dont get busted for selling cups to chip in?
dongwook 31st-Oct-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't surprise me, tbqh
devetu 31st-Oct-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
in a weird way i'm kind of happy for him? everyone should be able to live their truth. it's just unfortunate for his family and people are going to be assholes.
natvach 31st-Oct-2012 09:43 pm (UTC)
My parents were married over 20 years before my dad cheated on my mom with another guy. It was an awful situation and he fully recognizes the fact that he was a terrible husband, but now he can live his true life and my mom doesn't care because she got all his $$$
pamelalillian 31st-Oct-2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
i laughed is that bad, but if they're both happy...
devetu 31st-Oct-2012 09:52 pm (UTC)
that's beautiful.
angelmonster 31st-Oct-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
I am gay and I hate this, I know it was different times when most of our parents got married but it is no excuse. I I was afraid to be out I just wouldn't go out with women let alone ever marry one.
stelarjesss 31st-Oct-2012 10:04 pm (UTC)
i had a friend who broke up with his high school sweetheart, got into a relationship with a male co-worker, told me he liked to dress up as a woman,etc. they eventually broke up, and he reunited with his hs sweetheart (i doubt she has any idea of his relationship with the guy), now they're married with a baby. is it possible for men to just 'turn it off' so to speak?

Edited at 2012-10-31 10:05 pm (UTC)
thewunderland 31st-Oct-2012 09:44 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I feel the same way. The cheating part is terrible, but at least he's out.
lidahbidah 31st-Oct-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
Uh...happy for a cheater and deceiver? Live your truth without hurting others. Period.
teaaet 31st-Oct-2012 09:54 pm (UTC)
same
rebeljean 31st-Oct-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
Well this should be an interesting post...
animalyears 31st-Oct-2012 09:40 pm (UTC)
get it joe

just leave your wife first
duckyduck92 31st-Oct-2012 09:40 pm (UTC)
oh god this is going to be like tiger woods.
violet_crumble9 31st-Oct-2012 09:40 pm (UTC)
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isolatemyheart 31st-Oct-2012 09:56 pm (UTC)
get a haircut, kinney!
violet_crumble9 31st-Oct-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
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spartacus 31st-Oct-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
THIS STORY NEEDS TO BE REAL
buffy_usa 31st-Oct-2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
hearthecity 31st-Oct-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
he's got kind of a pretty face, but that hair...
hawaii_bombay 31st-Oct-2012 09:46 pm (UTC)
That hair looks like youn Jamie Hyneman's hair


Edited at 2012-10-31 09:50 pm (UTC)
joliefoliepolie 31st-Oct-2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
He looks so bizarre without the massive mustache.
misscrystal 31st-Oct-2012 11:53 pm (UTC)
...
That's Jamie? STFU! You've got to be kidding me!
superboy 31st-Oct-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
I believe it. It's always the religious ones who are the filthiest.
duckyduck92 31st-Oct-2012 09:43 pm (UTC)
just missing the meth at this point.
dongwook 31st-Oct-2012 09:45 pm (UTC)
so true!
lestat 31st-Oct-2012 09:54 pm (UTC)
unf your icon
violet_crumble9 31st-Oct-2012 10:28 pm (UTC)
who's in your icon?
mistress_f 31st-Oct-2012 10:04 pm (UTC)
same. it's the repression. i still love this shit cause preachers who turn out to be the opposite of what they ~stand for give me life
coral_lounge 31st-Oct-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
jfc. i don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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