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1:52 pm - 10/25/2012

Katy Perry's loud SEX with John Mayer disturbs neighbors



Katy keeps her neighbors "Wide Awake" with loud, disturbing sex with John Mayer.


In case it wasn’t bad enough that Katy Perry‘s having sex with John Mayer, they’re now doing it so loud her neighbors are starting to get pissed.

It may sound like something you'd read in 'Fifty Shades Of Grey', but it seems as if Katy Perry and John Mayer's ultra-loud sex noises during their late night bedroom sessions have alientated them from their West Hollywood neightbours.

According to sources at Star magazine, it seems as if Katy Perry and John Mayer are VERY much back together and, while they're busy celebrating their happy reunion, their unfortunate neighbours have been forced to reach for the earplugs due to their high-volume sex sessions.

Awkward.

Katy Perry apparently had trouble satisfying Russell Brand’s wild sexual urges, but John Mayer certainly isn’t complaining!

Instead, it’s Katy’s West Hollywood neighbors who are complaining, as the couple like to “have very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes,” reports Star.

Katy’s relationship with John has certainly had its ups and downs, as she has always been concerned about the notorious ladies’ man’s ”wandering eye”.

However, they seem to be happier than ever lately, and we previously reported that Katy thinks the John could be “the one”. Both stars have been unlucky in love in the past, so here’s hoping that this relationship runs the distance. Katy’s neighbors better buy some earplugs!

Source S2

sounds legit
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foxface 25th-Oct-2012 03:26 am (UTC)
jesus, does katyperry have no shame?
mydogfred 25th-Oct-2012 03:30 am (UTC)
are you really surprised sis
katyperry 25th-Oct-2012 03:53 am (UTC)
No, I have NEEDS
oblika_farika 25th-Oct-2012 04:06 am (UTC)
i can hear u all da way from sonic
drunkagron 25th-Oct-2012 04:13 am (UTC)
apparently, so did taylor
genbu_no_miko24 25th-Oct-2012 04:28 am (UTC)
get it gworl
beatlesluv 25th-Oct-2012 04:40 am (UTC)
I hope its worth it, riding that white supremacist peen sis...
gaga 25th-Oct-2012 06:50 am (UTC)
smh your DESPERATION i taught u BETTER than this
oblika_farika 25th-Oct-2012 04:06 am (UTC)
no he does NOT
fashionbb 25th-Oct-2012 03:27 am (UTC)
ew
he needs to fix that hair tho
chelledbrown 25th-Oct-2012 03:28 am (UTC)
...Eww.
myblackass 25th-Oct-2012 03:28 am (UTC)
gross
queeneth 25th-Oct-2012 03:29 am (UTC)
She has yuck taste in men.
kydeon 25th-Oct-2012 03:33 am (UTC)
is john mayer better or worse than russell brand, idk
infinitycluster 25th-Oct-2012 03:35 am (UTC)
they are both horrifying tbh
slacker_chic 25th-Oct-2012 03:39 am (UTC)
i think russell brand is literally the only person worse than john mayer so this is, to me, an upgrade by horrific default.
beatlesluv 25th-Oct-2012 04:42 am (UTC)
WORSE he said his penis is a white supremacist but he'd love to grace a poc with his slimy ass penis. So I don't think it gets worse...
lesbilletsdoux 25th-Oct-2012 03:29 am (UTC)
whatever more power to you, gurl. i'm sure my loud sex disturbs my roommates sometimes, but they're bitches so whatever.
slacker_chic 25th-Oct-2012 03:43 am (UTC)
ha they're probably bitches because they're not having enough loud sex. They're just peanut butter jelly ;P
lesbilletsdoux 25th-Oct-2012 03:46 am (UTC)
pretty sure half of them are virgins so probably. they could all use a good lay
deathbytamarind 25th-Oct-2012 05:34 am (UTC)
I hate her, but IA with this. My neighbors are total cunts who blast their shitty music and let their ugly troll children run around and scream and kick soccer balls at my door, so my BF and I get back at them by having loud sex.
calinewarkwc69 25th-Oct-2012 05:38 pm (UTC)
Damn. I fucking hate roommates like that. My old roommate had a fucking panic attack on me one time because being able to hear me having sex "freaked her out." Buuuttt apparently her having sex on the living room floor, in the same room as me while I was asleep, and watching her almost die from abortion pills while her piece of shit boyfriend shamed her isn't supposed to freak me out whatsoever...

Hypocrisy man, kills me.
jinnycalderone 25th-Oct-2012 03:30 am (UTC)
eeewwww
permanentrain 25th-Oct-2012 03:30 am (UTC)
last semester like literally 4 times a week i used to get woken up in the middle of the night by the sound of the bed in the apartment above mine squeaking and sex screams it was seriously so strange and gross to hear EVERYTHING
kydeon 25th-Oct-2012 03:31 am (UTC)
were they hot
permanentrain 25th-Oct-2012 03:45 am (UTC)
no lol they were gross and trashy i used to hear them do it at like 3 AM soooo loud and then hear their little kid running around in the morning so like if i heard it then that kid def heard it, vom
rogue 25th-Oct-2012 03:32 am (UTC)
^
i mean was it at least a little hot b/c if not JFC
pantspolice 25th-Oct-2012 03:41 am (UTC)
i had neighbors like that until i moved couple months ago. it was so awkward when i ran into them in the mornings. i knew what they were doing last night, and they knew that i knew what they were doing last night. guilty smiles all around.
icangoforthat 25th-Oct-2012 03:57 am (UTC)
lol my upstairs neighbors are like that except that its not at 3 am but like 3pm. they have such a weird sex schedule
myhipusername 25th-Oct-2012 05:20 am (UTC)
your icon is the greatest thing in this post tbh
crucified 25th-Oct-2012 03:30 am (UTC)
Nasty.
dubiously 25th-Oct-2012 03:31 am (UTC)
Ew if this is true she has some skeezy neighbors.
mydogfred 25th-Oct-2012 03:31 am (UTC)
sex is weird sex is funny sex is loud sex is not quiet

that was a slam poem
lesbilletsdoux 25th-Oct-2012 03:34 am (UTC)
snaps 4 u
mydogfred 25th-Oct-2012 03:37 am (UTC)
it just came to me
brucelynn 25th-Oct-2012 03:42 am (UTC)
All of da awards tbh
menorahmajora 25th-Oct-2012 03:48 am (UTC)
take it to the coffeehouse, gurl.
toilandblood 25th-Oct-2012 05:26 am (UTC)
this generation's ginsberg
biktur 25th-Oct-2012 03:32 am (UTC)
Oh Katy you always pick them awful ones :/
wristtattoos 25th-Oct-2012 03:32 am (UTC)
she would
hypnology 25th-Oct-2012 03:32 am (UTC)
she's keeping her neighbors Wide Awake
kydeon 25th-Oct-2012 03:35 am (UTC)
i am so proud of myself
delleve 25th-Oct-2012 03:33 am (UTC)
Yay, sex post!

So, I love my boyfriend, but I wish he was more dominating in bed. He likes to be submissive and for me to initiate everything/tell him what to do, so I'll do it because I know it gets him off, but jfc I hate it and it does nothing for me. I like to be dominated, spanked, held down/grabbed on, and just generally be more submissive. I've told him this and he does try to be more like that, but... it's never to where I want it to be and it's only when I ask. I HATE fucking asking for it and I've told him this but he still never does it.

idk y'all i'm frustrated. Plus he has a hernia right now so we can't have sex for like another month and I want to die.
mydogfred 25th-Oct-2012 03:36 am (UTC)
that sucks. just tell him it would be really sexy if he took more initiative during sex. hopefully that's a big enough hint.
slacker_chic 25th-Oct-2012 03:37 am (UTC)
hmm...have you tried being dominating ABOUT being submissive? Make it a game, as in if you don't dominate the shit out of my ass you are going to PAY.
IDK i like being dominated in bed so I'm with you sister in sin.
milkchokolate 25th-Oct-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
shameless_re 25th-Oct-2012 03:43 am (UTC)
+1
kydeon 25th-Oct-2012 03:48 am (UTC)
lmao, i just noticed the face
astrologee 25th-Oct-2012 03:58 am (UTC)
m t e.
toilandblood 25th-Oct-2012 05:27 am (UTC)
lol
ayajedi 25th-Oct-2012 02:00 pm (UTC)
hee
emeyea 25th-Oct-2012 04:14 am (UTC)
GURL. I am not telling you this to scare you, promise. But you need to get out of that ASAP. Because his wiring dictates that he's a sub. Believe me. I wasted 3 years of my life on a man like that, and we didn't have sex for the last 2 and a half years of it. He wasn't in the mood even having "normal" sex where neither of us were dominant. He wouldn't even TRY to have the kind of sex or intimacy that I wanted. Not even a little. And he found ways to get out of sex with me. Work, or going out with his friends (who supposedly didn't want me around), or going to the gym, etc. Our breakup royally fucked me in the head because I started thinking I wasn't worthy of good sex or even intimacy.

But I stayed because I thought, "it's not that bad. it's like he's an awesome roommate that just happens to never kiss me or fuck me. but he'll be a good husband one day, and a great dad, and la-dee-dah."

this is all very WAY COOL STARRY BRA, I know. But I read your comment and immediately thought it sounded like I had written it back in 2006. So I wanted to tell you what no one told me back then.
ugly_jacket 25th-Oct-2012 04:35 am (UTC)
if he doesn't dominate you after a month of him not getting laid, it may not be in the cards. that will probably make him feel more aggressive
jello404 25th-Oct-2012 05:19 am (UTC)
Two Omegas dont work well with one another after a while,you both want an alpha to break your back bu neither one of you are getting that. Its sad but if its something you can over look for love..maybe theres hope.If not..move on.
devetu 25th-Oct-2012 05:21 am (UTC)
submissive men is like my #1 turn off. i commend you.
devetu 25th-Oct-2012 05:22 am (UTC)
it might not just be his thing.
sweet_honesty 25th-Oct-2012 05:22 am (UTC)
You have to be pretty direct, otherwise you're never going to get what you want. I know it may be awkward, but if its meant to be he will listen to you. Open communication is so important.
mari_lyn00 25th-Oct-2012 10:14 am (UTC)
i had a boyfriend kind of like that one. while he wasn't so submissive, he definitely wasn't as aggressive as i'd like, and he definitely preferred the girl to be the aggressive one, which is not what's up with me.

so fast forward to the boy after him who before even having sex with me had me dyinggg because he was so aggressive in the right ways lol.
strikeleo 25th-Oct-2012 02:45 pm (UTC)
Haha, I began to type an answer and realized I was complaining over nothing. My bf's not submissive, though I'd like if he went harder. I love what he does, but I need someone to push me to the wall and say dirty things to me, but somehow he says he doesn't like it, because "it's not something morally accepted and that I wouldn't say that to God". I swear, sometimes I feel like dumping his ass just because I want someone to treat me like the little bitch I am.
AHAHA, cool story bro.
emerging 25th-Oct-2012 04:30 pm (UTC)
oh my gosh @ the hernia and not having sex for a month, that blows.

and yeah, i have to ask, too. you just want to be thrown on the bed and dominated for a bit, amirite?!
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