The Hottest Mess You Will Ever See on Reality TV this Year

Dancing with the Stars All Stars Freestyles to 'Gangnam Style'!

Congrats to Team 'Gangnam Style' -- a.k.a. American Psy -- for delivering what was in many ways the best and worst group dance Planet Mirrorballus has ever seen. Mostly worst! It was the best if you love tepid messes and things that make no sense, which obviously I do because it's season 15 and I'm still sitting here in my fringed boots typing about an alternate universe. Like Kelly Monaco said, "Sometimes… trainwrecks are fun to watch."

Team Gilles Marini: featuring Scientologist Kirstie Alley, actress Kelly Monaco, and NFL legend Emmitt Smith

Team Shawn Johnson: featuring Olmpian Apolo Ono, Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan, and reality star Melissa Rycroft