ONTD

3:26 am - 10/24/2012

Tila Tequila in insane online rant against the Illuminati



Tila posted an all-caps rant addressed to the Illuminati on her blog, claiming she has died 7 times and that the earth is hollow with a secret underground city.


Oh dear. Tila Tequila appears to have gone fairly severely kookaburra, is very upset about the Illuminati, wants them to stop abducting children for super human experimentation.

Sample Excerpt: "FOR CENTURIES THE ILLUMINATI HAS LIED TO THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD ABOUT PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING! AND THIS CERTIFICATE YOU SEE IN MY VIDEO IS IN FACT, A 100% REAL AUTHENTIC MASON MEMBER CERTIFICATE OF THE “GRAND MASTER” THE HIGHEST ORDER! AGAIN, I ONLY SPEAK TRUTH TO HELP MANKIND!!"

Short Summary of the Rant:

She writes a letter addressed to "The Others", possibly the Illuminati. She is upset that they are toying with human lives and is planning a revolution. She blames the old, elitist Illuminati for sending young boys out to war - and threatens them with the fact that they are outnumbered.

She claims so many children go missing every year so that the Illuminati can turn them into "super human weapons" through scientific experimentation. She threatens them again, saying she will round up the super humans to start a war. She says she doesn't care if she looks crazy. She claims they tried to abduct her by sending 3 Greys, and she flew into some yellow blast - but her soul is not stolen yet.

In a shocking revelation, she reveals the Illuminati have "underground bunkers" and the entire middle section of the Earth is HOLLOW with an underground city. She also threatens to reveal their hideout base on the moon. She claims they altered the history of the African American people - saying they were very advanced before they "fucked it up". She says she has "died 7 times" and on the 7th she was dead for 3 days. She has seen "The Man". The Illuminati will kill us all, she says.

She says the WHITE HOUSE is tracking her blog, since she can check the IP addresses. You were warned.




The entire blog post from Tila's official website:

DEAR ILLUMINATI EVIL FUCKS: I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU!

Freedom Fighters & Truth Seekers Abroad,

Please excuse my extremely explicit letter to “THE OTHERS” as I have had enough so I just wanted to tell you guys before you read further so please don’t get offended. I don’t usually talk this way but again, this is a letter for “THE OTHERS” so please go ahead and stop reading at this point because my letter to them is NOT pretty. Love you! Now let me get back to my letter to those pricks because I know they are reading this now! Their time is running out. I’m sick of their bullshit and fucking with humanity’s lives as if we are just a bunch of disposable toys to them! Time for a REVOLUTION and also time for my “HOLY GRAIL” website to finally launch soon! FUck them! Yes, you, “THE OTHERS” and you KNOW we, the people, are going to win this time. We are all sick and tired of your shit. You want a War? Ok let’s get ready for one, but only if YOU yourself participate and not act like a bunch of old, ugly, rich, evil COWARDS hiding while you send out our young, beautiful boys here in AMERICA and TRAIN THEM TO BE MURDERERS TRICKING THEM INTO THINKING THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND WHEN REALLY YOU ASSHOLES LIED TO EVERYONE! I DECLARE A WAR BUT NO SOLDIERS, JUST ME, THE PEOPLE, AND ALL OF YOU SO CALLED ILLUMINATI, ELITIST COWARDS! I HAVE ALL YOUR SECRETS, I AM MUCH WISER THAN I WAS BACK THEN WHEN YOU FUCKED ME OVER SO BAD I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO JUST DIE FROM ALL THE PAIN YOU ORCHESTRATED AND INFLICTED UPON MY SOUL! MY TILA ARMY AND THE WORLD AT LARGE HAS YOU WAAAAAAAAY OUT NUMBERED!!

AND BELIEVE ME, ALTHOUGH THE MASSES DON’T KNOW THAT SUPER HUMANS REALLY DO EXIST, WELL I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW WE DO SO WE DON’T NEED WEAPONS TO DESTROY YOU! GO ON.. SHOULD I TELL THEM ABOUT THE SUPER HUMANS THAT EXIST AND ALL OF THOSE EXPERIMENTS YOU DO ON THEM TO USE THEIR POWERS FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT? SHOULD I TELL THEM THAT IS WHY SO MANY “MISSING CHILDREN” POP UP EACH YEAR BECAUSE YOU SADISTIC FUCKS WERE THE ONES BEHIND IT??! AGAIN, THERE ARE STILL PLENTY OF US OUT HERE WITH SUPER POWERS AND I WILL GATHER THEM ALL TOGETHER AND YOU EVIL PRICKS ARE ALL GOING DOWN!!!

UNLESS YOU STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND FIX ALL THE WRONG YOU DID TO MANKIND, FIX THE EARTH THAT YOU RUINED, THEN I AM SURE THERE WILL NOT BE ANYMORE FRICTIONS AND HATRED BETWEEN US GOOD GUYS AND YOU EVIL PRICKS! SO WHAT IF YOU ARE ALIEN HYBRID? THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU OWN US! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THERE ARE ABOUT AT LEAST 100 DIFFERENT TYPES OF ALIEN HYBRIDS ON PLANET EARTH RIGHT NOW AND WE ARE ALL WAKING UP HONEY! PREPARE FOR WAR. I HAVE OFFICIALLY DECLARED IT.

AGAIN, I TELL YOU IN ADVANCE I HAVE NO WEAPONS, I AM NO TERRORIST, I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, AND THE ONY WEAPON I HAVE TO GO TO WAR WITH YOU FUCKS ARE MY NATURAL SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES AS WELL.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT AND I DONT CARE ANYMORE WHAT YOU DO TO TRY TO MAKE ME LOOK CRAZY! I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW THAT WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU AND I HAVE BEEN ON THIS PLANET FOR A VERY LONG TIME! AND YES I AM WELL AWARE THAT THIS LETTER MAY MAKE ME SEEM BIZARRE BUT AT THIS POINT I DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE! THIS IS ABOUT YOU, NOT THEM!

SHALL I GO INTO TELLING THE PEOPLE HOW YOU KEPT WATCHING ME MY ENTIRE LIFE EVEN BEFORE I WAS BORN? AND INDEED YOU SENT THOSE 3 MAN MADE GREYS TO TRY TO SCARE ME AND PLOT SOME TYPE OF ARTIFICIAL ABDUCTION! HA! VERY CLEVER HUNNY BUT I DIDN’T FALL FOR THAT SHIT, AS BELIEVABLE AS THEY WERE AND EVEN ALMOST GOT ME FLYING BACKWARDS INTO THE YELLOW BLAST THAT KEPT PULLING ME UP AND AWAY… TRYING SOOOOO HARD TO STEAL MY SOUL! AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU DID IT WHILE COURTENAY WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!! SHE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID THAT NIGHT.

BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW, YOU KNOWWWW THAT I HAVE MY PEOPLE ALSO WATCHING OVER YOU! AS LONG AS I AM ALIVE, AS LONG AS GOD IS IN MY HEART, AS LONG AS MY KIND CONTINUES TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU CANNOT DO SHIT TO ME!

AS FOR EVERYONE ELSE I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR MY CURSING AS YOU GUYS KNOW I AM NEVER THIS WAY NOR DO I SPEAK THIS WAY TO ANYONE… ONLY WHEN SOMETHING TRAUMATIC HAPPENS SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME IF I HAVE OFFENDED ANY OF YOU WITH SO MANY F-BOMBS!!! BUT THIS LETTER IS FOR THE OTHERS. I DONT USUALLY AGREE WITH SUCH LANGUAGE BUT THOSE PRICKS DON’T DESERVE MY RESPECT!!!

SHALL I CONTINUE??? YEAH SURE WE KNOW ABOUT THE UNDERGROUND BUNKERS… OLD NEWS. BUT SHALL I TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THE ENTIRE CITY INSIDE THE HOLLOW EARTH??? SHALL I TELL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU CAME HERE AND LEFT YOUR OWN PLANET TO INFILTRATE OURS AND NOW SOME OF YOU STILL CURRENTLY RESIDE ON THE MOON!

SHALL I TELL THEM THAT THE SO CALLED “MOON” IS ACTUALLY WHERE SOME OF YOU STILL RESIDE TO WATCH OVER US, AND THE MOON IS ACTUALLY YOUR BASE. OH LET ME NOT GO INTO HOW YOU TOTALLY FUCKED THE TRUE HISTORY OF THE NATIVE AFRICAN AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!!!! THEY WERE ACTUALLY ONCE VERY ADVANCED AND LOVING BEINGS UNTIL YOU CAME HERE AND FUCKED THEM ALL UP JUST LIKE YOU’RE DOING TO US NOW.

BUT GUESS WHAT? DO YOU KNOW WHO I SAW WHEN I DIED 7 TIMES???? MIND YOU I GREW UP BUDDHIST BUT I NEVER GOT INTO RELIGION MUCH, BUT IM JUST GOING TO SAY IT ANYWAY, ON THE 7TH NEAR DEATH I ACTUALLY SAW THE MAN. YEP. SOMEONE I NEVER KNEW ABOUT. SOMEONE I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITH. SO I COULDN’T BELIEVE IN HIM BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW THE STORY BEHIND HIM!

BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK I SAW THE 7TH TIME I DIED EARLIER THIS YEAR????? FOR 3 DAYS I CROSSED OVER AND WAS SHOWN MANY THINGS, THEN ON THE 3RD DAY….. I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT BUT I SAW THE MAN! YEP! THE ONE I DIDN’T USED TO BELIEVE IN BEFORE BUT HE CAME TO ME AND HE IS DEFINITELY REAL!!

SORRY FOR THIS RANT, BUT SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED AND I JUST CAN’T BE TOO NICE ALL THE TIME TO THOSE EVIL ONES ANYMORE WITH WHAT ELSE I JUST FOUND OUT THEY ARE DOING TO KILL US ALL!! US INNOCENT PEOPLE! HOW DARE YOU!?

ANYWAY THIS LETTER WAS FOR “THE OTHERS” SO PLEASE DIS-REGARD THIS MESSAGE AS YOU GUYS KNOW I WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO YOU THIS WAY! I AM ON YOUR SIDE NOT THEIRS! PLEASE DIS-REGARD AND DONT WORRY, BUT “THE OTHERS” KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! Again I feel horrible for having you guys see me this way, but sometimes when cowards hide, and only watch me from afar, well, the only way I can get my message straight to them is through here. I’m sorry guys hope I didn’t get any of you upset or anything! *HUGS* But “THE OTHERS” ohhh that’s a different story! People in the WHITE HOUSE are even stalking my pages! LOL Yes I know cuz I can track your IP addresses just like you track mine and my phone etc….Tell those Senators in DC I said HI! and Thanks for dropping by my page. Never knew you were such a fan of “TILA TEQUILA” who would have ever thought I’d be your worst nightmare? FUCK YOU! At least I’m not scared to show my face. At least I speak 100% TRUTH even if SOME o the things I say may come off sounding crazy, but at least I’m not afraid and as long as YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW, that is all there needs to be said… for now.. Anyway.

GOD BLESS! And trust me, at the rate you’re going you’re gonna need some God BLessing your sins hunny!

Sincerely

Miss Tila -The Bitch who annoys the crap out of you cuz I’ll keep calling you out to protect the people that you kill everyday! And oh yea… next time you wanna make a stupid ass amateur video of me being “ANONYMOUS” maybe I wouldn’t laugh so hard if you actually talked on it instead of using some robot who can’t even read! LMAO! Later fuck heads. Come and get me! As I’m on my tour, at the end of my shows I get on stage, get on the mic and scream out to the crowd “FUCK FACEBOOK, FUCK THE ILLUMINATI, WE ARE HERE AND THEY CAN’T DO SHIT!!!!! Then EVERYONE STARTS CHEERING! I guess there’s a LOT of people that HATE YOUR GUTS RIGHT NOW…. Didn’t take me much to get everyone to cheer while I called you cowards out LIVE, IN PERSON, ON STAGE.. as opposed to HIDING like you do. You’re pathetic beyond belief. Quite laughable at this point hunny!

Too Be Continued………….

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mellarks 23rd-Oct-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
Reading in a sec, but that's a name/face I haven't seen on here in a while. Damn.
x_unitydivides 23rd-Oct-2012 04:48 pm (UTC)
mte
black_blasphemy 23rd-Oct-2012 04:50 pm (UTC)
please give us the sparknote version when you're done thanks!!!

and lol same.
brenden 23rd-Oct-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
omg i am sooooo excited to read this.

'ALTHOUGH THE MASSES DON’T KNOW THAT SUPER HUMANS REALLY DO EXIST.'

I KNEW IT.

hypnology 23rd-Oct-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
She's batshit crazy.
fred2265 23rd-Oct-2012 06:48 pm (UTC)
Completely barking......
superdogbiter 23rd-Oct-2012 04:34 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
ani_di_franco 23rd-Oct-2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
Love this
ljubavirakija 23rd-Oct-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
LMAO
oceanhue 23rd-Oct-2012 04:45 pm (UTC)
lol
vivilicious 23rd-Oct-2012 05:58 pm (UTC)
lol
dynamite_state 23rd-Oct-2012 08:00 pm (UTC)
used to death, damn
toilandblood 24th-Oct-2012 08:08 am (UTC)
haha
sprywonderdog 23rd-Oct-2012 04:34 pm (UTC)
coldmemory 23rd-Oct-2012 05:39 pm (UTC)
is that evan peters?
vivafreedom 23rd-Oct-2012 08:56 pm (UTC)
I scrolled past really fast and thought it was Claire Danes lamo
cukoo4cocopuffs 23rd-Oct-2012 06:16 pm (UTC)
No shit. As soon as I read her accusations I thought of this episode.
fabouluz 23rd-Oct-2012 04:34 pm (UTC)
Remember when she was relevant?
hawt_choklit 23rd-Oct-2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
Even when she was relevant she wasn't really relevant, Meg.
supernature_971 23rd-Oct-2012 04:37 pm (UTC)
Not really.
kydeon 23rd-Oct-2012 04:39 pm (UTC)
MySpace
itscomicrelief 23rd-Oct-2012 04:45 pm (UTC)
Was she ever?
sharpietoday 23rd-Oct-2012 04:51 pm (UTC)
Mysapce...2006
enema_recipe 23rd-Oct-2012 10:08 pm (UTC)
lol omg I remember madradhair
coldmemory 23rd-Oct-2012 05:40 pm (UTC)
nope!
coffeenmorphine 23rd-Oct-2012 05:59 pm (UTC)
kinda
drunkagron 23rd-Oct-2012 06:04 pm (UTC)
When MySpace was relevant lol
lilako 23rd-Oct-2012 11:42 pm (UTC)
Shut up, Meg
toilandblood 24th-Oct-2012 08:13 am (UTC)
was she at one point?
distant_lines 23rd-Oct-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
I had dinner with a friend one night where she started talking about how she believed in the Illuminati. I tried really hard to just keep a passive face, but it was hard.
daddyissues 23rd-Oct-2012 05:00 pm (UTC)
lol my bff once started telling me how 9/11 was a set up and that i should watch some documentary that revealed the truth :| :| :|
distant_lines 23rd-Oct-2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
Those moments when a friend reveals their crazy bone, I always have a few moments of pause where I have to decide whether or not the friendship is what I thought it was. haha
popartpistol 23rd-Oct-2012 06:40 pm (UTC)
Urgh, was it Loose Change? That movie is SO annoying.
no_x_doubts 23rd-Oct-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
my ex said that ALL THE TIME. and constantly talked about the illuminati and how the government is poisoning us with fluoride /thank goodness he is now my ex
lifeinyouryears 25th-Oct-2012 07:17 pm (UTC)
The Zietgeist!!! Makes ya think.
luvthatdrtywata 23rd-Oct-2012 06:18 pm (UTC)
at my last job i made a joke about blaming the illuminati for something that went wrong and this older teabagger lady comes out of her office and stonefaced says "you shouldn't joke about that. you know they are real right?" i was like "um, well, i think there is something called the illuminati but what they are i don't really know." and she was like "good. as long as you realize they are very much real." and walked back into her office. crazy bitch. though i do believe they may exist in some way, like they are a group of world/business leaders who meet or whatever but i really don't concern myself with it cuz i ain't changing shit, i ain't no rich, white man.
anne_asta 23rd-Oct-2012 08:22 pm (UTC)
There was a janitor at my job who had an argument with a coworker about the Illuminati. The janitor approached me and tried to get me involved, but I told him I didn't believe in the Illuminati, either.

I never saw that janitor again. Holy Hell, the Illuminati got him.
save_my_heart 24th-Oct-2012 02:58 am (UTC)
A bunch of my students tried to convince me that Beyonce, Jay-Z and Lady Gaga have all confirmed they are members of the illuminati. I was like "uh, I'm pretty sure that would go against the entire purpose of the illuminati and no, you can't write you papers on that."
brenden 23rd-Oct-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
SO WHAT IF YOU ARE ALIEN HYBRID? THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU OWN US!

oceanhue 23rd-Oct-2012 04:46 pm (UTC)
Don't cry my bb Tate
sirenlyfox 23rd-Oct-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
And this right here is why I don't do drugs. Smdh
kydeon 23rd-Oct-2012 04:37 pm (UTC)
LOL, but lbr, there are tons of people that really do believe this
sirenlyfox 23rd-Oct-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
If that's the case, humanity is doomed.
hologramxx 23rd-Oct-2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
i have a friend who believes all this shit and he has never done drugs (at least not hallucinogenic ones)
luvthatdrtywata 23rd-Oct-2012 06:21 pm (UTC)
yeah, i just posted about a woman i know who believes HARDCORE that the illuminati controls everything. but she is a bitter, old, teabagger so i disregard her opinion on everything.

though one time, back when ontd was illuminati obsessed, i did get really drunk at a party and talk for a half hour straight about how paul mccartney and jay z died and these guys were just illuminati pawns. my friends were like "what. the. fuck. are you on rn?" idk, it was weird.
tigirah 23rd-Oct-2012 06:41 pm (UTC)
for some reason when it comes to her I would assume mental illness before drugs
popartpistol 23rd-Oct-2012 06:42 pm (UTC)
Some on here said they went to school with her and she was legit mentally ill.
ani_di_franco 23rd-Oct-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
Keep smokin that crystal

infinite_drag 23rd-Oct-2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
lol, love this show :D
toilandblood 24th-Oct-2012 08:15 am (UTC)
haha dennis's little hand shoo
superdogbiter 23rd-Oct-2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
Photobucket
hetairai 23rd-Oct-2012 05:14 pm (UTC)
He could get it sooooooo hard!
mend 23rd-Oct-2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
her rants are classic ontd

CHUNKS MY BABY 4eva



Edited at 2012-10-23 04:38 pm (UTC)
sweet_honesty 23rd-Oct-2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
"Chunks my baby" is all I can think when her name is brought up, tbh.
vivilicious 23rd-Oct-2012 06:00 pm (UTC)
same here.
hollis1975 23rd-Oct-2012 06:59 pm (UTC)
same. that and WHAT IS COMA
kydeon 23rd-Oct-2012 04:42 pm (UTC)
c r y i n g
daddyissues 23rd-Oct-2012 05:02 pm (UTC)
lmfao chunks

i loved that shit
drawntoinsanity 23rd-Oct-2012 05:45 pm (UTC)
omg i forgot all about that. now the ~memories~ are rushing back
anddot 23rd-Oct-2012 06:18 pm (UTC)
i'd forgotten about chunks my baby and that gif

and now i can't stop laughing
stfuabel 23rd-Oct-2012 06:28 pm (UTC)
I went to the bathroom and all this blood came out & chunks my baby
timed 23rd-Oct-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
I can't breathe.
superdogbiter 23rd-Oct-2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
OH MY GODS SHE WENT TO MY SCHOOL OF CAPSLOCKS MESSAGING
kydeon 23rd-Oct-2012 04:42 pm (UTC)
lol
superdogbiter 23rd-Oct-2012 04:43 pm (UTC)
you remember those days don't you
loveumbrella 23rd-Oct-2012 04:47 pm (UTC)
SHE SOUNDS LIKE A DROP OUT FAILURE IMO
snuffyqui45 23rd-Oct-2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
Crystal Meth is helluva drug.
ljubavirakija 23rd-Oct-2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
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