1:36 am - 10/19/2012

Pensive Mary invites you into the post.
1. Ethel's determined to do something about her rubbish cooking... but will her plans get someone else into trouble? [Mrs. Patmore might get in trouble with Crason as per the trailer.]
2. Daisy gets an intriguing offer (and no, it's nothing to do with that love triangle.) [Maybe she gets offered the job of being Isobel's cook?]
3. There's discussion of religion at the dinner table (and Robert ends up "flabbergasted".) [Yeah, yeah. We already know about the christening debate.]
4. We'll find out what Tom plans to call his baby daughter - but not everyone is happy about it. [Reportedly he's naming her after Sybil which I am not a huge fan of tbh. It makes it seem like she's a replacement.]
5. Violet's scheming yet again - but this time, she's trying to do something good. I know! [We know she's trying to help Robert and Cora fix their marriage.]
6. "It's so nice of you to say '**'." [LOL A TWO LETTER WORD. IT'S GOTTA BE 'NO'.]
7. Dr Clarkson is challenged to betray his ethics for the greater good. Will he go through with it? [I have no idea what this is going to be about.]
8. A foxtrot could lead to tears before bedtime. [THIS INTRIGUES ME. Maybe Daisy sees Alfred foxtrotting with Ivy? IDK.]
9. Anna warns Bates not to do anything "stupid" after a hitch in their Free Bates plan. Whether he listens to her or not is another matter. [HERE'S HOPING BATES GETS HIMSELF INTO TROUBLE!]
10. "It seems petty to miss such a good *******." [Any other detectives want to try to figure this one out?]
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I am not here for the lack of Mary in these teasers. She needs a proper storyline soon!
Digital Spy's Ten Teasers for Episode 6 of Downton Abbey

Pensive Mary invites you into the post.
1. Ethel's determined to do something about her rubbish cooking... but will her plans get someone else into trouble? [Mrs. Patmore might get in trouble with Crason as per the trailer.]
2. Daisy gets an intriguing offer (and no, it's nothing to do with that love triangle.) [Maybe she gets offered the job of being Isobel's cook?]
3. There's discussion of religion at the dinner table (and Robert ends up "flabbergasted".) [Yeah, yeah. We already know about the christening debate.]
4. We'll find out what Tom plans to call his baby daughter - but not everyone is happy about it. [Reportedly he's naming her after Sybil which I am not a huge fan of tbh. It makes it seem like she's a replacement.]
5. Violet's scheming yet again - but this time, she's trying to do something good. I know! [We know she's trying to help Robert and Cora fix their marriage.]
6. "It's so nice of you to say '**'." [LOL A TWO LETTER WORD. IT'S GOTTA BE 'NO'.]
7. Dr Clarkson is challenged to betray his ethics for the greater good. Will he go through with it? [I have no idea what this is going to be about.]
8. A foxtrot could lead to tears before bedtime. [THIS INTRIGUES ME. Maybe Daisy sees Alfred foxtrotting with Ivy? IDK.]
9. Anna warns Bates not to do anything "stupid" after a hitch in their Free Bates plan. Whether he listens to her or not is another matter. [HERE'S HOPING BATES GETS HIMSELF INTO TROUBLE!]
10. "It seems petty to miss such a good *******." [Any other detectives want to try to figure this one out?]
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I am not here for the lack of Mary in these teasers. She needs a proper storyline soon!
also? if Robert gets his way over the christening, i will fucking cut a bitch.
zero fucks given about Bates, someone shank him already.
7. idk maybe something involving Mary and the infertility plot, and her mysterious doctors visit for her ~hay fever.
no fucking clue about the last one
i hope Bates ends up murdering his cell mate and ends up having to stay in prison forever for real.
Edited at 2012-10-19 12:45 pm (UTC)
The scales fall from her eyes, and Anna walks the hell away.
And now, on to my guesses....
1. Well, I'm guessing from the promo that this refers to Mrs. Patmore and the sneaky cooking lessons which are discovered by moral police!Carson.
2. OMG. AN OFFER FOR DAISY. OMGG. IS IT TO BE COOK SOMEWHERE???
3. This is about Baby Branson being Catholic, I'll bet, and Flobert, Earl of Clueless will be flabbergasted that everyone is telling him to shut the fuck up about it and let the baby's parent choose how she is christened.
4. I'm so glad someone is unhappy about him calling the baby 'Sybil', mostly because I hate 'person junior' names, and that hatred only intensifies once the person in question is deceased.
5. Violet scheming against her flop son re: the Christening? We can only hope. Worst case scenario is that it's to repair Cora and Robert's marriage, which I dnw as it will inevitably lead to Cora apologising to HIM, when he is the cheating, stupid, patriarchal dick who is the author of all his misfortune.
6. No idea?
7. This sounds...interesting. Maybe he's called to testify in a civil suit against that even more floppy doctor who is responsible via malpractice for Sybil's death?
8. Maybe this involves the love quadrangle dancing and Ivy is upset that Jimmy dances with Daisy? Or Daisy is upset that Alfred dances with Ivy? Or Alfred is sad Ivy dances with Jimmy?
9. HAHAHAHA. It's Bates. Of course he doesn't listen to Anna about it, because he is a fuck and he has NEVER listened to her, EVER, in the past .#hangbates (als, seriously, think about it. He's always dismissing the things she says. UGH. GO AWAY BATES)
10. Matthew to Mary/Mary to Matthew about something?
Edited at 2012-10-19 12:46 pm (UTC)
4. Same, same. Well, I mildly dislike person junior names when the person is living. But when they're dead (especially recently deceased), it's feels like you're replacing the dead person with the new one and yeah. idk. I don't lie it.
So he needs external events to power his plot. Death, inheritances, disease, war, the odd two-dimensional villain - they can shake things up without challenging the status quo.
Killing off 'the sweet one' has always been good for an injection of melodrama. Lots of emotional pay-off, not much risk of moral-relativism. Having made her expendable by giving her an opinion-ectomy all season, Sybil fit the bill.
Edited at 2012-10-19 02:40 pm (UTC)
Daisy
Edith
Matthew...get that baby making going
Anna (someone older, better looking, or younger better looking idc. she deserves better)
Edited at 2012-10-19 01:22 pm (UTC)
I can't believe the hottest guy on the show isn't getting any action. smh
naming a daughter after her mother is something Sybil would have appreciated, i think.
Still not a big fan, though - I wouldn't mind if it was a middle name, but the first name is a bit much IMO.
It's the most common naming process, actually, but now many people can just choose names they like for their children. (We're kinda traditional, to the point where grandparents would fight for their name to be given to a child, or not talk to their kids if it didn;t happen, etc., but now most grandparents don't really care and let their children name their kids the way they want)
But being named after your parent is a different thing. It is very rare here, much rarer than the USA/UK etc., from what I've gathered, and it's also considered very bad luck. There is a saying that, if a parent and a child have the same name, one of them will die [:/] ''beofre their time'', and I've actually heard it happen.
And anyway, I find it really stupid! I had a friend once who had two older brothers who were named after his male grandparents, and since there were ''no other names left'', they named him after his own father. Everyone is fine, but anyway, it's considered very weird here.
disturbing, tbh.
Then again, I'm Jewish and everyone is named after someone in our family who has passed. Between my name and my Jewish name, I'm named after four--two great grandmothers, my grandmother, and my great aunt. I think it's special, tbh.
moar Thomas/Jimmy plz
I can't root for Thomas/Jimmy it will only end in tears smh
Evelyn decided to off Pamuk at Downton because he knew Robert would be the sort to try to keep things quiet to avoid scandal or publicity. Plus, the local medical man was an employee of the estate and unlikely to kick up a fuss about an inquest. Especially if Evelyn sowed seeds in the right ears about heart trouble or something. Having gotten Pamuk's manservant out of the way with a little more subtle poisoning, they head for Yorkshire.
Evelyn couldn't believe his luck at how well it went down. Even he didn't imagine they'd hush up the death so quickly as to have the body out of the house and buried before it was even cold.
It wasn't until later when Edith's letter reached London and rumours began to spread that he began to suspect why the Crawleys might have moved so quickly. As damage control he makes sure Mary knows where the London rumours came from. If anyone were to suspect he was the source they might start asking uncomfortable questions. Plus, he needs the Crawleys to know about the potential scandal so they can quash questions asap.
Unfortunately, the rumours get out of hand and this Vera Bates seems to have evidence that Pamuk died in Mary Crawley's bed. Evelyn panics - publicity might mean questions about the exact circumstances of Pamuk's death. What if there's an enquiry? Or an exhumation? Much easier to shut Vera up and head off the risk. After all, he rightly figures that her violent drunk ex-con adulterous husband will take the blame. And he hopes self-interest will continue to distract the Crawleys from looking beyond Mary's reputation to the real crime.
Just kidding. Pamuk died of SADS and Vera murdered herself.
Can we talk about how significant Cora has been this season. She really shines as a mother, and as a compassionate character in regards with Mrs. Hughes. I am so glad Fellows gave her more screen time.
I'm really bad at spec (the only thing I got right was Edith getting into writing)
I am so beyond tired of Flopbert, I hope the backlash he receives actually lasts more than one episode. #SaveBranson
Before the series is over, I want to hear Matthew say the word 'penis'. #SaveMary before she gets a nervous breakdown.
I literally cannot be arsed to think up anything that would happen to Bates, because I just don't care. #HangBates
And it will break me.
like, the entire 48 minutes is just Robert sitting on the couch, and everyone stands over him and bitches him out about all various shit he's pulled.
and than Jane shows up and reveals their affair for the lulz.
because i'd watch that.
Edited at 2012-10-19 01:46 pm (UTC)