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6:14 pm - 10/16/2012

Kristen Wiig Goes Public With Pooping Problem at Hollywood Gala



If this little nugget of TMI wasn't coming from Kristen Wiig during a speech before some of Hollywood biggest names, we would be loathe to repeat it.

But it all went down last night when Wiig was honored at Elle's Women in Hollywood dinner at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills.

"I do want to say something from the heart, something actually kind of serious and truthful," she said after Judd Apatow introduced her. "I have not pooped in four days—four days!"


What?

"I've been travelling," Wiig continued. "I'm nervous. I'm getting concerned. I'm wearing a tight dress."

She teared up while talking about her writing partner Annie Mumolo. "I'm getting emotional because I'm drinking champagne," Wiig said.

But then she looked down at her stomach and cracked, "It's like, 'Drink alcohol! Get it moving.'"

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tankmachine 16th-Oct-2012 11:15 pm (UTC)
my luv for her is deep intense and sexual
redaodai 16th-Oct-2012 11:16 pm (UTC)
junemeaugust 16th-Oct-2012 11:35 pm (UTC)
I need these.
snapiphany 16th-Oct-2012 11:51 pm (UTC)
Or she could save $10 and hit Taco Bell for 79 cents a taco.
modern__romance 17th-Oct-2012 01:56 am (UTC)
Dude, at my worst, I had this same thinking. I figured nothing would do it like Taco Bell would. I was wrong. :( Only Exlax and coffee helped.
cricketgrl 17th-Oct-2012 12:06 am (UTC)
That shit, Activia or other Fiber gimmicks don't work on my friend and sister. They said they have to take 4 colon cleansers the night before, a bran muffin, coffee and a cigarette the next day in order to poop. I KID YOU NOT!

I died when they confessed this to me although my friend said instead of colon cleansers she does Dieter's tea the night before and Lentil Soup & Coffee the next day in order to poop.
agoodusername 17th-Oct-2012 12:15 am (UTC)
I took these every day for 2 years and never farted so much...but was regular finally and lost weight.
leopard_legs 17th-Oct-2012 03:13 pm (UTC)
that or raisin bran and shit loads of coffee
peachie_ego 16th-Oct-2012 11:16 pm (UTC)
Come ONTD gimme some interesting news. I don't feel like doing my homework rn...
h0tfuss 16th-Oct-2012 11:42 pm (UTC)
One of the Phelps twins started a website where he mostly just talks about soccer.
isntdaveone 16th-Oct-2012 11:16 pm (UTC)
remember on Nip/Tuck when that woman got diarrhea in the hot tub.



Edited at 2012-10-16 11:17 pm (UTC)
bluepassiflora 16th-Oct-2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
I wish I could block all of your comments.
isntdaveone 16th-Oct-2012 11:18 pm (UTC)
tankxgrrl 16th-Oct-2012 11:24 pm (UTC)
lmaoo
themalle 16th-Oct-2012 11:21 pm (UTC)
judgmental 16th-Oct-2012 11:23 pm (UTC)
omg this scene was both disgusting and hilarious
16_bit_goddess 16th-Oct-2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
omg I'm gagging! and she looks kinda like jenna fischer.
daddyissues 16th-Oct-2012 11:32 pm (UTC)
lmao and christian would call her "the shitter" hahaha
how would you survive with that being a part of your life?
hawaii_bombay 16th-Oct-2012 11:34 pm (UTC)
marmar627 17th-Oct-2012 06:14 am (UTC)
LMAO YES
cabernet 17th-Oct-2012 07:30 am (UTC)
lol irl this show was such a mess I need to rewatch it
to_our_savior 16th-Oct-2012 11:16 pm (UTC)
I can't stand her
r4wrdinosaur 16th-Oct-2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
I never poop when I travel. I've gone a whole week without doing it. I was on a traveling team in college, and everyone always use to want to room with me because I never spent any time in the bathroom!
blessedbell 16th-Oct-2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
gurl I don't know how you do it.
r4wrdinosaur 16th-Oct-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
Let me tell you, when I finally get home to my bathroom... it's not pretty.
dubiously 16th-Oct-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
I'm the same, I can't relax in a strange bathroom. Especially if I'm sharing a room!
superpchan 16th-Oct-2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
I've only gone 2-3 days max. Otherwise I feel crampy.
callmemaybeplz 16th-Oct-2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
Same, went camping for four days and didn't do it
ectypes 16th-Oct-2012 11:21 pm (UTC)
same
hypnology 16th-Oct-2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
Usually my butt takes a little while to warm up when traveling, but day 2 or 3 the gates open again lol. I can't imagine going that long.
jainypoo 16th-Oct-2012 11:33 pm (UTC)
Same. I have other place poop-a-phobia haha
shining_starsxx 16th-Oct-2012 11:33 pm (UTC)
I don't either. I always need too but I can't. It's pretty horrible when I get home.
notebook_attire 16th-Oct-2012 11:59 pm (UTC)
me too. i try and i try, but no movement to very little movement happens. i'm not even poop-shy anymore, so i'm not sure what the problem is. i drink enough water (it's the only thing i drink), get enough fiber, etc.

i was in chicago earlier this year for nearly a week and when i came back i still couldn't make it happen! i had to drink some magical pooping beverage.
stellar_ball 17th-Oct-2012 12:03 am (UTC)
cricketgrl 17th-Oct-2012 12:09 am (UTC)
Fuckin ay do you know how dangerous that shit is for your health?

It's NO WONDER so many kids these days have colon problems. My niece does the same thing, holds in her stool and gas. She has so many serious intestinal problems due to her doing this to herself.

I'm shocked you don't suffer from extreme IBS or some sort of intestinal sickness. Please stop doing that to yourself.
hjohnson 17th-Oct-2012 12:11 am (UTC)
I used to be that way but now I travel for longer periods of time so its sort of impossible. Just have to pick your places. Ive turned on showers, gotten up early in the morning, whatever. Or go in places you know you wont be back in. When you're traveling for months, you sort of have to get over it...
hologramxx 17th-Oct-2012 12:14 am (UTC)
i'm like that too! i went overseas for 2 weeks and only took 1 shit the entire time :(
ace_kay 17th-Oct-2012 12:24 am (UTC)
I did this when I went to the country in Turkey, and no one had any toilets you sat on. It was all holes in the ground. I just could not.
alkalinecupcake 17th-Oct-2012 12:24 am (UTC)
I used to be the same until i was 16 then i had a month long travel to visit relatives overseas, I started getting massive headaches and backaches and I just HAD TO GO. cycle broken. hahaha.

But, it's still a no go at friend's toilets.
for_serious13 17th-Oct-2012 01:13 am (UTC)
i'm definitely that way, especially when i've been on a plane. my whole family is like that, but then usually by day 3 we get glorious relief
curious_maya 17th-Oct-2012 01:55 am (UTC)
That's why I always bring correctol with me when I travel. Otherwise I'd be bloated and uncomfortable after the second day.
conveythemelody 17th-Oct-2012 01:57 am (UTC)
same. I have to make sure I have no plans the day I get home bc who know when I have to poo.
chantonii 17th-Oct-2012 06:46 am (UTC)
Everyone in my family is like this. Most of my friends too. I get the bathroom to myself!
harleenfrances 17th-Oct-2012 12:57 pm (UTC)
omg i get the absolute WORST headache if i don't booboo when i know i need to. i could never hold it in that long.
beck_rocks 16th-Oct-2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
i'd hate to that D:
ritzyroxie 16th-Oct-2012 11:17 pm (UTC)
Wow, how kewl and suBveRsIVE of her
the_g00d_twin 16th-Oct-2012 11:18 pm (UTC)
....
hypnology 16th-Oct-2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
How?! Like that's not healthy

Edited at 2012-10-16 11:21 pm (UTC)
chuk_is_dazzled 16th-Oct-2012 11:22 pm (UTC)
OMG that sounds horrible
hawaii_bombay 16th-Oct-2012 11:25 pm (UTC)
OMG
cricketgrl 17th-Oct-2012 12:12 am (UTC)
That is really awful. I had kidney surgery and trust on the 3rd day I went. You should NEVER EVER hold in your stool no matter if Pain medication binds you up, you take Colace or something to keep things moving.

Gas and Stool are very important for you to release. You don't want to damage your colon with an obstruction or god forbid a tear in your intestines.
fwee_prower 17th-Oct-2012 06:00 pm (UTC)
After all the comments you make I always wonder "How are you Alive!?"
crucified 16th-Oct-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
okay then.
hypnology 16th-Oct-2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
I love pooping. Nothing like coffee to get it moving.
superpchan 16th-Oct-2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
The car ride to work does it for me. Maybe it's all the bouncing.
nachomuchacho 17th-Oct-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
I always have to poop right when I first get home from somewhere.
simply_inn0cent 17th-Oct-2012 12:51 am (UTC)
JFC ME TOOOOOOO but only when I drink coffee? I am like seriously DYING tho by the time I arrive.
goldenlockets 17th-Oct-2012 05:38 pm (UTC)
lmao i am reading this in class and i just lol'd at this
miriamele 16th-Oct-2012 11:26 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah, coffee does it for me every time. haha
yousaidlog 16th-Oct-2012 11:33 pm (UTC)
omfg this. if i don't poop before i go get coffee before work, i am fuuuuucked.
xtinkerbellax 16th-Oct-2012 11:53 pm (UTC)
lol coffee is a great natural laxative.
cricketgrl 17th-Oct-2012 12:13 am (UTC)
Me too! I go usually twice a day although I've slipped to once a day lately because I'm not exercising as hard as I used to. When i lived in NYC I was pooping at least 3 times daily.
dedradawn 17th-Oct-2012 01:09 am (UTC)
I tried RC Cola, and I was ready to go after two sips!

Also frosted shredded wheat gets me there quickly.
chantonii 17th-Oct-2012 06:50 am (UTC)
I hate having early morning lectures because it interrupts my morning poop.
fruitchews 16th-Oct-2012 11:20 pm (UTC)
That is not healthy, Wiig. If you're regularly eating, you should be regularly pooping. Once at day, at least.
evett 16th-Oct-2012 11:24 pm (UTC)
Everyone's body works differently. Some people just don't shit every day.
fruitchews 16th-Oct-2012 11:29 pm (UTC)
Like I said, it depends on your diet and how much food and what food you are consuming. I've been told it's not great to go days without having to poop.
cricketgrl 17th-Oct-2012 12:14 am (UTC)
No girl, it's VERY unhealthy not to shit. Especially if you're eating.
judgmental 16th-Oct-2012 11:31 pm (UTC)
Every other day is pretty normal too for people with slower metabolism
vervain 16th-Oct-2012 11:51 pm (UTC)
welp u tell that to someone with ibs
yeahwell_britt 16th-Oct-2012 11:21 pm (UTC)
is she still fucking fabrizio? cause i need another reason to hate her.
kapuki234 16th-Oct-2012 11:24 pm (UTC)
Yes
yeahwell_britt 16th-Oct-2012 11:27 pm (UTC)
fuckin' bitch

vanessavicious 16th-Oct-2012 11:27 pm (UTC)
yes ugh i hate her
shantayustay 16th-Oct-2012 11:40 pm (UTC)
He is fucking someone that can't poop. No need to be jealous because she can't poop.
__nocturna 16th-Oct-2012 11:21 pm (UTC)
I used to get constipated all the time when I was in college (cafeteria food, I guess). Its awful.
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