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10:26 pm - 10/12/2012

It's been 8 years & Brad Pitt&Angelina Jolie are still super-into doing it with one another. Awwww.

Brangelina transform French cottage into sex shack with sex swing

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have just splashed 25,000 pounds to convert an old fisherman’s cottage, in the grounds of their estate in the South of France, into their own sex grotto. According to a source, as well as being sound-proofed, it’s got a bed, a sex swing with stirrups and a chest full of goodies.
“They disappear down there, telling their kids they’re going out for some fresh air,” the Sun quoted the source as saying.

“Brad comes back looking like the cat that got the cream and they are giggly for the rest of the day,” the source added.

Source

What would you put in your dream Sex Shack ONTD?
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violue 13th-Oct-2012 04:45 am (UTC)
What would you put in your dream Sex Shack ONTD?


Misha Collins.
hot143chocolate 13th-Oct-2012 04:46 am (UTC)
bring out the gimp indeed
violue 13th-Oct-2012 04:50 am (UTC)



idk, photoshop is easier for me than gimp
i_am_sydbristow 13th-Oct-2012 04:46 am (UTC)
it's been 8 years?! damn i feel old. i was in college when mr and mrs smith came out
dreary_khaki 13th-Oct-2012 01:19 pm (UTC)
me too bb...

:(
crash31 13th-Oct-2012 04:47 am (UTC)
Good for them tbh, my friend was showing me some interesting sex toys/apparatuses and I was sore and exhausted just from looking at them, I'm far too lazy to strap myself into a harness to have sex.
violue 13th-Oct-2012 04:48 am (UTC)
thinking about them having sex icks me out a little
sanditar 13th-Oct-2012 05:00 am (UTC)
like reading rpf?

Edited at 2012-10-13 05:01 am (UTC)
violue 13th-Oct-2012 05:06 am (UTC)
i actually read rpf earlier today

it was just as awkward as I thought it would be

i went back to reading fanfic about fictional characters like god intended
jilicious 13th-Oct-2012 10:40 pm (UTC)
what is rpf?
alacrities 13th-Oct-2012 06:44 am (UTC)
i love angelina, but yes ia tbh
winter_lace 13th-Oct-2012 04:48 am (UTC)
First of all I'd like to have sex again.

It's nearly been two years. It's driving me mad.
_baggageclaim 13th-Oct-2012 05:05 am (UTC)
me too bb
chrislola 13th-Oct-2012 06:23 am (UTC)
oh crap. after two months, i'm usually like...fuck this, it's booty call time. no way would i let even a year pass.
lonely_goatherd 13th-Oct-2012 08:22 am (UTC)
four for me. ugh
wristtattoos 13th-Oct-2012 01:34 pm (UTC)
im in an LDR....going on 4 months ;(
blu_olivz 15th-Oct-2012 08:28 am (UTC)
ugh me too :(
ncc_gqmf 13th-Oct-2012 01:38 pm (UTC)
Two and change for me. I'm starting to get desperate.
fauxparadiso 13th-Oct-2012 01:55 pm (UTC)
A little longer for me. And it's not for trying: Each time I'd finally find a decent looking fuck buddy, he'd make some major screwup before we could actually get down to business.
for_serious13 13th-Oct-2012 02:00 pm (UTC)
same ugggggggggggggggh, 2 and a half for me :/
skky95 13th-Oct-2012 02:13 pm (UTC)
ugh I had an even longer dry spell and then I had sex and it was awful. The guy made me feel like I was horrible in bed when he couldnt get it up.
loveloveshebang 13th-Oct-2012 03:06 pm (UTC)
YES I EMPATHIZE WITH YOU WHOLEHEARTEDLY i just passed the 2 year mark. erg.
joe_pwnz_pete 14th-Oct-2012 06:38 am (UTC)
5 months but hopefully that will end on october 24th.
hazel_belle 13th-Oct-2012 04:49 am (UTC)
What would you put in your dream Sex Shack ONTD?

Tyler Hoechlin, and everything one would need to have seven days in heaven.
brightstarmara 13th-Oct-2012 11:37 am (UTC)
Tyler Hoechlin Yes.
redaodai 13th-Oct-2012 04:50 am (UTC)
What would you put in your dream Sex Shack ONTD?

A manatee and every Golden Girls episode.
isuspectnargels 13th-Oct-2012 04:55 am (UTC)
what about your precious hippos?
redaodai 13th-Oct-2012 04:56 am (UTC)
They can watch from the windows until I'm ready.
dacrayzblaze1 13th-Oct-2012 05:04 am (UTC)
Can I join you?
brucelynn 13th-Oct-2012 04:50 am (UTC)
That gif


......well damn
modern_love 13th-Oct-2012 04:50 am (UTC)
I miss sex, it's been almost a year :c

Distance is dumb and I hate it
trinity_squared 13th-Oct-2012 04:51 am (UTC)
I would just be happy with the first part of the equation....having a man. But i guess that is asking for a lot.
putyohandsonme 13th-Oct-2012 09:53 am (UTC)
Preach it girl, I don't even care about the sex cause I am not having any anyways but a boyfriend would be nice lol, I guess I should start saying yes when people ask me out.
carboni 13th-Oct-2012 04:28 pm (UTC)
No kidding there.
redhobbit 13th-Oct-2012 04:51 am (UTC)
I'd put in a swing, a sybian, and make the room look like a brothel from the old west. Red velvet walls, a bed with an iron cast headboard with a canopy, a bathtub tub with brass lion feet, sex toys locked up in a antique chest, oh yeah.

And a Hiddles, wearing nothing but bare butt chaps and his Ariat boots, yeah I went there...

Edited at 2012-10-13 04:57 am (UTC)
kukamine 13th-Oct-2012 05:55 am (UTC)
And while you're at it, you might as well put omgchyah's chocolate idea to good use...
redhobbit 13th-Oct-2012 03:39 pm (UTC)
Heh, that's right the man does like his chocolate.... Ummm.
pipsdixiechick 13th-Oct-2012 06:02 am (UTC)
Photobucket
stuckmodebabe 13th-Oct-2012 06:33 am (UTC)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

DAMN GIRL.
garamsythe 13th-Oct-2012 06:57 am (UTC)
gurl you have excellent taste
williammiller 13th-Oct-2012 08:02 am (UTC)
You had me until Hiddles.
freeze_i_say 13th-Oct-2012 11:23 am (UTC)
unf at the old west brothel, stealing this fantasy rn
halfslytherin 13th-Oct-2012 11:39 am (UTC)
I dig this.
for_serious13 13th-Oct-2012 02:01 pm (UTC)
i want to go there
endingonfire 13th-Oct-2012 03:32 pm (UTC)
that's a good one.
violet_crumble9 13th-Oct-2012 04:52 am (UTC)
gabriel macht
michael pitt
daniel sharman and every male from teen wolf except grandpa, coach and the vet.
leighton meester
etc
etc

Edited at 2012-10-13 04:54 am (UTC)
isuspectnargels 13th-Oct-2012 05:01 am (UTC)
um Deaton could totally get it. p much the entire cast of TW could get excluding Matt, Jackson and Grandpa Argent. even Greenburg could get it and we don't even know if he exists.
bohhead 13th-Oct-2012 05:11 am (UTC)
yasssssssssssssssssss @ gabriel macht, leighton and the teen wolf crew (sans grandpa, coach and vet)
hemsworth 13th-Oct-2012 05:25 am (UTC)
YES GABRIEL MACHT
hypermuseic9 13th-Oct-2012 06:22 am (UTC)
unf yes @ gabriel omw
senor_coconut_1 13th-Oct-2012 11:24 am (UTC)
I would let the coach get it, too. NGL.
for_serious13 13th-Oct-2012 02:01 pm (UTC)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS TO GABRIEL
false_hate 13th-Oct-2012 04:14 pm (UTC)
Yes forever to Gabriel Macht, he is one handsome fuck.

Michael Pitt does nothing for me and he looks like a bitch.
manicpixiegirl 13th-Oct-2012 04:53 am (UTC)
do you think brad really wanted kids or just angelina?
pantspolice 13th-Oct-2012 04:57 am (UTC)
wasn't he always talking about how he wanted lots of kids?
heartina_cage 13th-Oct-2012 04:58 am (UTC)
What an odd question.
manicpixiegirl 13th-Oct-2012 05:00 am (UTC)
i know lol. my mom and i were just chatting about it a hour ago so it's fresh in my mind
lachica2000 13th-Oct-2012 05:04 am (UTC)
He was going on about desperately wanting kids since a couple of years before he and Aniston split.
crash31 13th-Oct-2012 05:07 am (UTC)
I think he's just a lucky bastard that wanted both kids and a gorgeous woman, and Angelina just happened to be a gorgeous woman who had a kid and was open to having more. lol
hera_bearrra 13th-Oct-2012 05:24 am (UTC)
She had already had a kid when they got together. And I'm sure he knew what he was getting himself into when he agreed to adopt with her.
mila_s_garden 13th-Oct-2012 10:50 am (UTC)
There were rumors that one of the reasons he and Jennifer split was that he wanted kids and she didn't
jazzypom hmmm13th-Oct-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
When Brad was married to Jennifer he always spoke about wanting kids, etc. I think Angie got herself a kid, and wanted someone to share the aspect of family with (since Billy Bob Thorton wasn't for kids at all when they were together), so Angie and Brad saw something in each other and hooked up.

I think Angie kinda gave him what he wanted. No lie, I'm surprised that they're still together all these years later. I thought it would be like a eighteen month thing and then dunzo.

To think Nicole Kidman and Will Smith were names that came up for the roles. I wonder how that would have worked. As much as I love Nicole Kidman, when I think of sultry, her name doesn't come to mind, you know?
so_chic_doll 13th-Oct-2012 04:53 am (UTC)
aw yeah sex post

slapband 13th-Oct-2012 05:35 am (UTC)
rebel is so great
maryhurt 13th-Oct-2012 06:35 am (UTC)
is she doing the cake cake cake cake cake thing
drkshdw 13th-Oct-2012 04:54 am (UTC)
glad to hear it. because if these two ever get tired of having sex with each other, there's no hope for the rest of us.
keiko_lily 13th-Oct-2012 01:55 pm (UTC)
Mte.
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