Put One Direction in your mouth.
This may in fact be the best boy-band related news in the history of boy-band-related news because One Direction now has their own line of toothbrushes and toothpaste!! Because when you think of 1D, you clearly think of oral care, amirite?
As you can clearly see by the stunning One Direction-themed packaging above, the bros have teamed up with Colgate to put their faces on a line of Colgate MaxFresh™ products. And the best news? All the products will be available in November, just in time for the holiday season. So, like I could get two toothbrushes for the first two nights of Chanukkah, toothpaste for the third night, and hopefully blow-up bananas for the last five.)
If you're curious as to what exactly the above products are, then let us explain: we've got the One Direction Colgate MaxFresh™ Power Toothbrush with a small oscillating head (never thought I'd say oscillating head and One Direction in the same sentence, but it happened,) the One Direction Colgate Maxfresh™ Manual Toothbrush, and most importantly, the One Direction Colgate MaxFresh™ Toothpaste. Because is there anything better than having the minty fresh taste of 1D in your mouth? Can you not wait to clean your mouth with One Direction? Aaaaand we've probably taken things too far.
idk I'd rather brush my teeth with Zayn's dick.