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Russell Brand picked up a random jogger

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From Celebslam: "After using Jordana Brewster's sister for sex and then possibly banging Ginger Spice, Russell Brand has moved onto picking up random chicks off the street now. He was seen accosting an attractive jogger in Hollywood on Saturday, and she eventually gave him her phone number. How cool for this chick. It's not too often that someone has a picture of the exact moment that led to them getting a drug-resistant strain of super herpes."



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cerseilannister 9th-Oct-2012 06:15 pm (UTC)
lol his shoes
ms_mmelissa 9th-Oct-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
lol @ his entire outfit.

Wondering if he prefers fashion victim or ensembly challenged?
chaincombo 9th-Oct-2012 07:03 pm (UTC)
Fashion Terrorist
croutonochrist 9th-Oct-2012 06:26 pm (UTC)
I definitely chuckled a little because I have a pair of VERY similar sandals......and I'm a lady who purchased them at a lady store.
brokenseas 9th-Oct-2012 06:28 pm (UTC)
Seriously awful
tragickingdomxo 9th-Oct-2012 06:28 pm (UTC)
He's werking that Jesus of Suburbia look
jcdhwg 9th-Oct-2012 06:38 pm (UTC)
louboutin nuria sandals tbh, I love them. Just not in this color.. lol
watchyomouf 9th-Oct-2012 07:21 pm (UTC)
and his heel falling out the side
murdered_beauty 9th-Oct-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
mte
toilandblood 10th-Oct-2012 02:30 am (UTC)
mte haha
teaaet 9th-Oct-2012 06:15 pm (UTC)
transientv 9th-Oct-2012 06:16 pm (UTC)
Is he wearing a friggin' Courtney Stodden arm band?!
blckcelebrtion 10th-Oct-2012 06:29 am (UTC)
omg i had to scroll up to check.

i think so. yiiiikkkeeessss
riookierin 9th-Oct-2012 06:16 pm (UTC)
She's REALLY pretty. But wtf are those sandals is that *everything he's wearing? Nagl, bra.
ms_mmelissa 9th-Oct-2012 06:16 pm (UTC)
How does she look so good and put together when she's out jogging?!

Also, I can't believe that ever works. Who would give out their digits to some dude who just pulled over their car?
janeeyre 9th-Oct-2012 06:18 pm (UTC)

Who would give out their digits to some dude who just pulled over their car?



desperation.
ms_mmelissa 9th-Oct-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
I feel like screaming at these pictures in all defiance of space and time "YOU CAN DO BETTER."
helders 9th-Oct-2012 07:28 pm (UTC)
I seriously doubt it.
rabbitncavylove 10th-Oct-2012 02:34 am (UTC)
He's famous?
luvallthis 9th-Oct-2012 06:24 pm (UTC)
Seriously, my exercising look is terrifying. If it wasn't for my huge butt trapped in tight pants, no straight man would even notice me around the gym.
brokenseas 9th-Oct-2012 06:27 pm (UTC)
Seriously she already has her running shoes on--he would have been eating my dust from how fast I would run away from dudes trying to approach me from their car.
drunkagron 9th-Oct-2012 06:37 pm (UTC)
Hopefully she gave him a fake #
tigirah 9th-Oct-2012 06:43 pm (UTC)
well tbf he's not 'some dude', he's a celeb and she prob recognized him
fwee_prower 9th-Oct-2012 07:10 pm (UTC)
senorita__ 9th-Oct-2012 07:59 pm (UTC)
well, some dude vs russell brand... not much of an argument, other than russell brand is recognizable? idk i'm playing devils advocate and failing
expromqueen 9th-Oct-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
she must have recognized him. i would never talk to some random dude who was trying to hit on me while i'm jogging. especially not one that's wearing gladiator sandals
andisprohi 9th-Oct-2012 08:14 pm (UTC)
I can't hate. I asked mine out when he walked past me in a parking lot with his brother *shrugs* Although yes, any other guy I would've backed away from and run off

Edited at 2012-10-09 08:15 pm (UTC)
efaulkner 9th-Oct-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
omg the pinche chanclas eww
egowars 9th-Oct-2012 06:18 pm (UTC)
lmao
muffledlaugh 9th-Oct-2012 06:20 pm (UTC)
pinche chanclas

DEAD AND BURIED.
hypermuseic9 9th-Oct-2012 06:24 pm (UTC)
lmaoo at this truth
sunredskyblue 9th-Oct-2012 06:42 pm (UTC)
lmao
fromyourashes 9th-Oct-2012 06:45 pm (UTC)
holy shit I couldn't figure out why those sandals looked familiar, but your comment reminded me: Tia chucking them at my head for eating her plate of arroz con gandules, lmao
thesegoto11 9th-Oct-2012 07:01 pm (UTC)
lmaooo
murdered_beauty 9th-Oct-2012 07:56 pm (UTC)
lmfao I said the same thing omg
bralesss 9th-Oct-2012 08:21 pm (UTC)
LMFAO i luv u
arainymist 9th-Oct-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
Gross
nicolesnitchie 9th-Oct-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
lmao what is he wearing
sandvich 9th-Oct-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
I tried to imagine having sex with Russell Brand just now and my vagina sewed itself shut.
rlmoonyk 9th-Oct-2012 06:18 pm (UTC)
lol
deceitful 9th-Oct-2012 06:58 pm (UTC)
can your vagina hem my jeans because honestly I cannot be bothered today
thelovehater 9th-Oct-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
Crying.
andisprohi 9th-Oct-2012 08:16 pm (UTC)
*chokes on tea*
mercystars 9th-Oct-2012 08:16 pm (UTC)
lololol
fabuleuxx 9th-Oct-2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
LMAO
ilovedogs 10th-Oct-2012 01:20 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
losviluppo 9th-Oct-2012 07:01 pm (UTC)
hahahah
winniechili 9th-Oct-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
If he approached me I'd think it was some crack fiend and run away.
ty_slilreject 9th-Oct-2012 06:17 pm (UTC)
He looks awful.
lexiesloan 9th-Oct-2012 06:18 pm (UTC)
I want her legs.
losviluppo 9th-Oct-2012 07:01 pm (UTC)
and her thick hair
destroyedatsea 9th-Oct-2012 11:52 pm (UTC)
Unless you've got a lot of muscle on your calves, a shitload of cardio and cutting out carbs should do the trick.
cadetjordan 10th-Oct-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
I just got back for the gym after a long break. Proud of myself rn.
rlmoonyk 9th-Oct-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
run girl! He looks hideous
redaodai 9th-Oct-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
I hope it was a fake number.
janeeyre 9th-Oct-2012 06:19 pm (UTC)
I'm comfortable with being short, but legs like that makes me wish I was tall.
ciao_bella315 9th-Oct-2012 06:26 pm (UTC)
Agreed! I love my legs too - but when I see legs like that I'm like, well shit.
icangoforthat 10th-Oct-2012 12:45 am (UTC)
mte
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