ONTD

4:23 pm - 10/07/2012

Ben Affleck on his "Wonder Sperm" and "Wonder Penis"



"I have a Wonder Member...a Wonder Piece...a Wonder Johnson."


While he’s doing the interview circuit, Ben is fielding a lot of questions about his wife Jennifer’s Garner’s comment on Ellen that he has “wonder sperm,” and can just look at her and get her pregnant.

We previously saw an hilarious clip from Access Hollywood of Ben being blindsided by the “wonder sperm” question. He got flustered and it was obvious that his wife hadn’t told him ahead of time that she said that.

In an new appearance on The Tonight Show, Ben told the whole wonder sperm story, and admitted that he had no idea about his wife’s comment until he hit the press circuit and was asked about it repeatedly.

“What she meant was ‘wonder member,’” Ben said sheepishly. The Argo actor/director continued to drive the point, saying, “I have a ‘wonder piece’ — a ‘wonder johnson’ … I’m trying to do it on TV. You know what I mean? It’s a PG [show].”



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isntdaveone 7th-Oct-2012 06:43 am (UTC)
the dozens of hookers & strippers he fucks behind Jen's back can attest to his wonder sperm.
nicolesnitchie 7th-Oct-2012 06:54 am (UTC)
lol mte
gunskillgirls 7th-Oct-2012 07:06 am (UTC)
info/details??? lol i always thought they made a cute but random couple
winninglondon 7th-Oct-2012 07:14 am (UTC)
He cheated on JLo when they were engaged with Vegas strippers. His infidelity was the reason for their split.
manicpixiegirl 7th-Oct-2012 07:40 am (UTC)
there are rumors that he's cheated on basically every woman he has ever been with
browneyedguuurl 7th-Oct-2012 08:04 am (UTC)
IMO he's never seemed THAT into Jen. She seems waaaay more into him. And I totes believed he fucked Blake when they were filming together.
shahoney 7th-Oct-2012 02:06 pm (UTC)
I feel bad for Jen if he's really cheating :(
honey_fuggle 7th-Oct-2012 05:30 pm (UTC)
receipts?
no?
didn't think so.
prophecypro 7th-Oct-2012 06:44 am (UTC)
*settles in to watch ONTD take his seriously*

*insert Gus with Popcorn gif*
winter_lace 7th-Oct-2012 06:45 am (UTC)
Can I just express my intense dislike for the word "johnson"?


Ew
violue 7th-Oct-2012 06:52 am (UTC)
seconded
nicolesnitchie 7th-Oct-2012 06:55 am (UTC)
this reminds me of
bluepassiflora 7th-Oct-2012 10:23 am (UTC)
It's odd that penises are given men's names (johnson, dick, peter, willy, john thomas) but vulvas/vaginas don't get the same treatment.
johnjie 7th-Oct-2012 12:28 pm (UTC)
Vagina gets ''Fanny'', I suppose, but you're right, that's just the one girls name as opposed to the plethora of boys names ascribed to penises.
muzicnem 7th-Oct-2012 03:59 pm (UTC)
This old patient I had the other day used the word "Peter" and I was like, "Wtf are you talking about?" Lol.
pipsdixiechick 7th-Oct-2012 06:48 am (UTC)
Photobucket
rhcp 7th-Oct-2012 06:56 am (UTC)
mte loki
chrislola 7th-Oct-2012 07:09 am (UTC)
mte
swt_lil_gal 7th-Oct-2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
Logan Echolls' hot older brother
avarix98 7th-Oct-2012 08:27 pm (UTC)
lolol i see it too!
_effinsweet_ 7th-Oct-2012 06:57 am (UTC)
barf
damn he looks buff in that pic
autoscopy 7th-Oct-2012 06:58 am (UTC)
is this a late night sex post?!?!?!?!
fruitchews 7th-Oct-2012 07:10 am (UTC)
Doubtful!
natalitabonita 7th-Oct-2012 06:13 pm (UTC)
OMG you icon!!! I don't know who is originally, but it looks amazing now!
adam_pally 7th-Oct-2012 07:00 am (UTC)
I wouldn't mind putting that claim to the test tbh.
toaerythinness 7th-Oct-2012 07:06 am (UTC)
he looks pretty damn good in that pic
vehiclesshockme 7th-Oct-2012 07:16 am (UTC)
Wonder Penis makes me think of a dick wearing a little cape.
booth 7th-Oct-2012 07:26 am (UTC)
lmao
junemeaugust 7th-Oct-2012 05:08 pm (UTC)
they should make condoms w/ little capes
filmfreakfranco 7th-Oct-2012 07:16 am (UTC)
i woouldnt mind taking a gander at that wonder penis

Edited at 2012-10-07 07:16 am (UTC)
roguewave3 7th-Oct-2012 07:20 am (UTC)


um ok
hellicoptajuuce 7th-Oct-2012 07:24 am (UTC)
sex post?

well i have a question for yall anyways.

do you guys have a fuck buddy? i do and it pisses me off that he works all the time I NEED MA DEEP PROSTATE EXAM if ya know what i mean *nudge nudge*
lovetherisk 7th-Oct-2012 07:28 am (UTC)


Edited at 2012-10-07 09:01 am (UTC)
eveluvden 7th-Oct-2012 03:57 pm (UTC)
I love this gif.
firetears_x 7th-Oct-2012 07:36 am (UTC)
I want to be fuck buddies with a friend of mine. I think she's beautiful but she thinks I'm like 100% gay so it always goes completely over her head when I make a move.
angelique_grace 7th-Oct-2012 10:38 am (UTC)
I do. In the form of my ex haha. The problem I have is that I want him in for the act, then straight out the door after.

last time he took the moment to tell me he had slept with 12 other women since me. I was like honey...no you didn't. Your technique hasn't changed and I'm still bored.

lovely_tunes 7th-Oct-2012 11:28 am (UTC)
i had some, which were perfect cause they only came to town for conferences and shit. but their work schedules changed and they don't come as often. which leaves me rather sad lol.
booth 7th-Oct-2012 07:26 am (UTC)
yum ben
bluth 7th-Oct-2012 08:10 am (UTC)
is she pregnant again or something? i thought they had three pretty spaced out children
lovetherisk 7th-Oct-2012 08:20 am (UTC)
Yeah. They're all about two years about.
mjspice 7th-Oct-2012 08:34 am (UTC)
o-O
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