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The Lone Ranger Trailer



Behold the first trailer for Disney's The Lone Ranger, which makes the thirties radio show/fifties TV show remake look like Pirates of the Caribbean 6: Captain Jack Puts on Face Paint and Trades His Boat for a Train. (Appropriate given that it's directed by Gore Verbinski, who helmed the first three Pirates movies.) The film has had a long journey — it was briefly canceled, resurrected with a more limited budget, and had a crew member die on set. Still, it’s hard to argue with a crazy-looking Johnny Depp riding on the bottom of a train Cape Fear–style. The film is slated for Fourth of July weekend 2013, so that gives you almost exactly nine months to buy a trumpet, learn how to play the “William Tell Overture,” and find a movie theater that allows musical instruments.

Source (Vulture)
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masterofmystery 3rd-Oct-2012 04:15 pm (UTC)
did burton produce this or something? because how the hell did johnny and helena make ANOTHER movie together?!

also, hammer looks hot with the eye mask on
firefox1490 4th-Oct-2012 01:48 am (UTC)
Nope, Tim Burton has nothing to do with this at all. Which is what makes me lol so much.
preflyer 3rd-Oct-2012 04:16 pm (UTC)
a really good read for anyone who's interested: http://nativeappropriations.blogspot.com/2012/07/real-indians-dont-care-about-tonto.html
katrinar 3rd-Oct-2012 04:26 pm (UTC)
interesting! thank you!

as a full on white person, i feel uncomfortable about johnny's Tonto as shown in this trailer. possible white guilt?
bullgoose_loony 3rd-Oct-2012 07:35 pm (UTC)
It makes me uncomfortable, too.
ladyserenity84 3rd-Oct-2012 05:40 pm (UTC)
Thank you for sharing this.
aprilfunk 3rd-Oct-2012 06:04 pm (UTC)
FUCK that Saginaw Grant dude. He sounds like such an asshole.
tsarinakate1 3rd-Oct-2012 06:06 pm (UTC)
Wow. Thanks for sharing that. It was really interesting.
stellar_ball 3rd-Oct-2012 06:14 pm (UTC)
Wow. Definitely worth the read.
punkinelf 3rd-Oct-2012 06:20 pm (UTC)
Excellent! Thanks for the link!
floetcist 3rd-Oct-2012 04:17 pm (UTC)
Much better than I expected. Those early movie stills did it no justice.

But for fucks sake HELENA?
reidacted 3rd-Oct-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
But for fucks sake HELENA?


mte.


It's a Burton film even when it's not a Burton film.
floetcist 3rd-Oct-2012 04:39 pm (UTC)
LOL
appleweiland 3rd-Oct-2012 04:19 pm (UTC)
lol stupid

I'll be there opening day.
cuteej4 3rd-Oct-2012 04:24 pm (UTC)
I see that Helena and Johnny have to do EVERY movie together now
reidacted 3rd-Oct-2012 04:32 pm (UTC)
It's getting old.
cuteej4 3rd-Oct-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
It got old 3 movies ago
miss_real 3rd-Oct-2012 04:24 pm (UTC)
that accent is abit...akward.
floetcist 3rd-Oct-2012 04:32 pm (UTC)
I heard no traces of CJS in his voice, so I'm feeling a little confident.
verdhandi 3rd-Oct-2012 04:26 pm (UTC)
lol@your comment above mine. perfect!
floetcist 3rd-Oct-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
Burton isn't apart of this which makes it weirder
whiskybars 3rd-Oct-2012 04:46 pm (UTC)
i still like all 3 of them but i hate how helena's talent seems downplayed now 'cause she's actually an extremely talented and versatile actress
verdhandi 3rd-Oct-2012 04:26 pm (UTC)
lol HBC.

Have you ever wondered what is going on between those three people? Johnny, Helena and Tim...
cuteej4 3rd-Oct-2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
Helena and Tim live in separate houses and it's connected by tunnel.

Johnny lives in that tunnel
reidacted 3rd-Oct-2012 04:34 pm (UTC)
Laughing way too hard at this.
verdhandi 3rd-Oct-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
it all makes sense now!!!
vanishingbee 3rd-Oct-2012 04:42 pm (UTC)
lulz
ponpiri 3rd-Oct-2012 05:05 pm (UTC)
lol
punkinelf 3rd-Oct-2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
Hilarious! FTW
floetcist 3rd-Oct-2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
I don't want to know
whiskybars 3rd-Oct-2012 04:48 pm (UTC)
i would, but the thought of tim burton doing anything sexual keeps my brain from ever going there.
hocus_pocus 3rd-Oct-2012 04:27 pm (UTC)
gore + disney is always good but i hate how johnny is playing the lone ranger. NO TY
cuteej4 3rd-Oct-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
Basically this
reidacted 3rd-Oct-2012 04:29 pm (UTC)
R.I.P. Young!Depp
georgiana08 3rd-Oct-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
Looks much different than what I was expecting, better I think. Though I'm still not sure if I'll actually see it.
patrioticguy 3rd-Oct-2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
How the hell does that bird stay on his head?
mahasin 3rd-Oct-2012 06:18 pm (UTC)
Oh it's stuffed by according to Johnny it's kind of like Tonto's spirit animal and he thinks it's real.
eaglefan2011 3rd-Oct-2012 04:32 pm (UTC)
looks better than what i was expecting
anna_bea2 3rd-Oct-2012 04:34 pm (UTC)
Armie Hammer is looking good
miss_cassie 3rd-Oct-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
mmmmmmm Armie
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