Groupie Stories: Fall '12 Edition

Groupie Tale #1 : BRUNO MARS.
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A few years ago, when Bruno was still going by the name of Peter Hernandez, I had the opportunity to meet and exchange phone numbers with the self-proclaimed “Sex Dragon”. It was during a major, private industry event in LA where everybody who was anybody was in attendance. Two of my close female friends and I decided to leave our section to go browse and see what other money was in the building. While walking through the celebrity filled crowd, we walked past the CTE section. Bruno and I locked eyes for a moment, but a real woman knows a man is more intrigued if you act uninterested, so I kept it moving. I could barely make it a few steps before one of the CTE members came grabbing me to redirect my attention back to Mr. Mars- who was standing on top of the table with a bottle of Goose. After a brief conversation (because I didn’t want too many eyes, including the money I was there with, to notice), Bruno and I exchanged numbers.

We kept in contact via text and brief phone convos but our schedules never matched up. Finally, after a couple months, we linked up. I decided to take a personal day from work and called Bruno to see if he was in town. He was so he gave me directions to his home in Downtown LA.

I walked in and was immediately impressed by the design of the home. Everything was all black and white and immaculately decorated. I made my way upstairs to the master bedroom. We layed in the bed & talked while watching a movie and of course, it began to go down. I was waiting for Bruno to drop his boxers and reveal a monster “carrot” , so imagine my disappointment when I met his average ass dick! I don’t know about most women, but it I can deep throat a man’s entire dick (with my nose damn near touching his stomach) without choking or gagging, there’s a problem!! It was too late at that point so I sucked it up and began sucking him off. I couldn’t even get into it- the whole time rolling my eyes to myself while pretending to enjoy it.

After sucking his dick, he put on a condom and we began to fuck. Have you ever driven all the way across town, wasted your gas and mileage just to find out your favorite store is closed? That’s how I felt about these worthless miles I just put on my pussy. The fuck was less than extraordinary. We fucked missionary and then I turned over so he can hit it from the back- also hoping that the slanted angle of being bent over with my back arched would provide more satisfaction for me….. NOPE! Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t a quick fuck. He definitely put it down for an extended amount of time. Maybe if I was drunk, if he was someone I had feelings for, or if he was caking me off, I could learn to love the dick. But for a quick, midday fuck- I’ll pass.

Needless to say, we didn’t keep in direct contact after that. I’ve seen Bruni a few times after that and he always gives me the “Don’t I know you” look but I simply say “Nice to meet you”, flash a smile and keep it moving. Maybe his dick game has improved with the influx of cash. Or maybe, I’ve just been blessed to only fuck with big dicks in my lifetime so my pussy and throat may be biased……
- Anonymous.

Nicki Minaj
Okay so here’s my story, I’m in Atlanta about 2 years ago visiting my homegirl. She takes me out to a club where Gucci Mane is performing. We get to the club and my girl, who is like Atlanta’s number one party girl, knows the club owner so lucky for us we get to be in the VIP section. We were having drinks and just fuckin off for about an hour and a half till finally Gucci Mane comes out and starts to perform. In the middle of his performance this Sexxi redbone chic with the best hips and ass comes out and starts rapping. I ask my girl who is that? She says “are you serious? That’s Nicki Minaj!”

After a while I saw her at the bar with an entourage surrounding her, I asked my homegirl what was the deal? She told me that Nicki always signs the girls titties after every show and ask if I want to go get mine signed. In my head I was like “hell fuckin yea” but I said to her girl naw you the one who like pussy go get yours done, she begged me to go too and since I wanted to get close to this girl I agreed. When it was almost our turn we began pulling our tits out, my girl got hers signed first, then me. As I was standing there letting her touch my tits I was becoming turned on by her, she smelled soooo damn good! I dont know what got into me but I asked her for a hug, when she hugged me I made sure to rub my already hard nipples against her. She asked would I like a picture, I said yes she put her arm around me I could of sworn I felt her intentionally caress my nipples. She said thanks for being a fan, I told her “well honestly I had never heard of you untill now but I really enjoyed you, she just grinned and said thanks. Later when we were getting ready to leave a guy walks up to me and says Nicki wants to talk to you, I looked at my girl and she was like “bitch what the hell she want with you?” I told her I didn’t know but I was gonna find out, she said not without me, I told the dude my girl needed to come with me, he just shook his head yes and did the “come on” motion with his hand.

When we got to the hotel my girl went to the room with her new friend, I told her text me if anything get out of hand. Nicki said “yea and we will come beat his ass!”  We laughed and went into her Suite, she poured some wine and started taking off her clothes I was like Damn! She didn’t have any shame, her fuckin body was Hawwtt! She was just standing there but ass naked talking about something I didn’t hear any of that shit cause I was so amazed at how she was turning me on by doin nothing. She comes and sits next to me and says “this isn’t a problem for you is it? I love to get naked and relax” I told her it was fine. So we’re drinking wine and just talking. She is sooooo cool I felt like I knew her for ever. She asks me had I ever been with a female sexually before, I told her only in my mind, before I could get the last word out my mouth she leans over and starts kissing me long and hard, I’m tingling like crazy!

She then puts her middle finger in me while still rubbing my clit with her thumb and starts fingering me it felt sooooo damn good, I promise no guy has ever finger fucked me that good. While she is doing all this she kept saying stuff like “yea that feel good don’t it mami” and “go head baby come for Onika” I came about 5 times then she takes my panties all the way off tells me to lay back and open my legs real wide then she licks her fingers I’m like ohh yess she bout to eat my pussy! To my surprise she climbs on top of me and starts rubbing her pussy against mine her clit was the size of a peanut it felt good rubbing against mine. Now I aint gone lie during this time I thought to myself what if she got something? But then I stupidly threw it off saying she’s a star I’m sure she’s clean. After she had an orgasm from rubbing her pussy on mine she asked me “can I taste that sweet pussy Ma” I told her yea but I wanted to taste hers too.

We get in th 69 position and go at it, this was my first time eating pussy but I’ve watched enough porn and I’m sure I was doing it right cause she was moaning and coming real hard, as was I, after about 10 min of that she gets up flips me over starts licking my ass, I mean sticking her tongue IN my asshole it felt excellent, I even came again! Then she asks me can she fuck me with a strap on I didn’t say nothing, then she said “don’t worry its brand new in the box” she goes over to a suitcase and pulls out this box, she busts it open and pulls out a big black dick puts it on and tell me to get on my knees, she puts some lube on it and slowly slides it in my pussy at first it felt odd, but not for long, she was grinding that thing up in me just like a Dude she fucked the shit out of me! I’m talking pulling my hair, slapping my ass, and talking dirty, she had me calling out her government and everything! After we were through (she was having orgasms too) she laid down beside me and started rubbing her fingers through my hair and caressing my body. We laid there for hours talking about everthing under the sun untill we fell asleep.

When we woke up we took a shower together and get this, we even washed each others body! After we had something to eat, she said she had to get ready to leave town, she looked me right in my eyes and said “have you ever met somebody, and you feel like they could be your soulmate, after being with them for one night?” I shook my head yes, she just kissed me on the lips and didn’t say anything else she picked up the phone and called to “ole boy’s” room and told him they needed to take us to our car so they could get to the airport. After she hung up we exchanged numbers, she told me to call her if I ever needed ANYTHING and that she promised to see me again. Well that was almost 2 years ago and she “gets up with me” everytime she can. I’m really glad I met her she has made my life 100 times better, we are also VERY close but of course due to her fame we must be discreet. For anybody who frowns upon lesbian/bisexual relationships, I’m here to say…DON’T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT!

Ashton Kutcher
"He just came up and kissed me," Leal tells the tabloid of what went down in Kutcher's Hard Rock Hotel suite in San Diego on September 24, repeating previous details that have leaked out and saying she was naked in a hot tub with Kutcher and another woman just minutes later.

Leal says the actor claimed he was "separated" from wife Demi Moore and that she didn't think any of her actions were "out of the ordinary," causing us to wonder what she typically does on Saturday nights.

Following the birthday suit soak, Leal and Kutcher went off to the latter's bedroom around 6 a.m., where "he lost his towel and I took my robe off," Leal says. "Then we had sex."

How was it?

"He was good. It wasn't weird or perverted," or safe, as Leal adds Kutcher did not use a condom.

Leal says Kutcher asked her about politics after they got it on, laughing over her reference to Rick Perry and learning she was a "Lutheran from Texas." They then had a second round of intercourse, which was followed by this admission:

"He was like, 'I enjoy things like this because I'm an actor 90 percent of the time and it's fake. It's nice to have moments that are real.'"

Social Distortion lead singer Mike Ness
Social Distortion lead singer Mike Ness can reportedly suck his own penis and he likes to show off by doing this. Mike also likes to put his hands down the pants of unsuspecting female fans and fondle himself in front of them.

DJ/dance artist Moby may have a "sensitive guy" image, but groupies say don't be fooled. Several of them have said that Moby has a sexually transmitted disease and that he doesn't tell his sexual partners about it...and he likes to have unprotected sex. Despite this sexual insensitivity, Moby is friendly to his fans. When it comes to picking up women, Moby prefers intelligence and good looks doesn't hurt either. He's dated actresses Christina Ricci and Natalie Portman, so Moby apparently likes petite brunettes who are much younger than he is. If you plan to have sexual contact with Moby and his "South Side" isn't wearing a condom, do it at your own risk!

Green Day
Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong has the smallest penis of any rock star we know about. Billie's "little willy" is only about 3 inches. Meanwhile, drummer Tre Cool been described as a "sexual deviant."

Kanye West
I met Kanye West at a private event given by another celebrity. I can’t give much detail for fear that he will know its me so I’ll just skip the details and get to the f*cking.

First of all his d*ck is beautiful. The pictures that were leaked do him absolutely NO JUSTICE. Kanye has a real nice cock for a man his size. We we’re pretty f*cked up by the time we got down to it so there was a lot of awkward fumbling. Once we were undressed he pushed me down on the sofa and stuck his d*ck in my face. He’s very aggressive and he knows what he wants. He didn’t have to say anything. I complied. I started to suck his d*ck slowly and he told me to “speed that shit up”. He likes his d*ck sucked hard and fast. Some extra saliva started to run down my chin and he told me to “keep it neat”. He gets this crazy look in his eyes when he gets turned on. Its erotic and maniacal.

After a few minutes of head he grabbed his d*ck and started to jack it. He pushed me back on the couch and kneeled down on the floor to eat my p*ssy. This caught me by surprise because he didn’t strike me as someone who would eat the p*ssy of a perfect stranger. KANYE HAS A GOLDEN TONGUE. I would rate him in the top 3 of the best head I have ever received. I still masturbate to the memories of that session. He is an oral pro and knows exactly what to do. He didn’t hesitate at all. He wrapped his lips around my cl*t and sucked and licked until I was just about to c*m. When he saw that I was about to climax he just stopped. He sat back and stared at my p*ssy like he was waiting for it to speak or something. He looked at me with that crazy look and said “I love pretty p*ssy”.

He put on a condom and bent me over the couch. He beat my p*ssy damn near to death. He has such a solid stroke. Every move was very methodical and well-rehearsed. There wasn’t much sensuality; in fact it was like fucking a robot. That didn’t take away from how good it felt though. He just kept beating the same spot for a while and I was c*mming all over him. Not sure how long we were up there but it wasn’t long. I would have loved to keep going but we had to get back to the party before people started to question out whereabouts. When he came he kind of growled like an animal it was hot. We didn’t say much. He smacked my ass and laughed, then got dressed. He went back out first and I waited a few minutes. Overall I give Y an A-. He is very disassociated which made things a little awkward at times but still amazing pipe. Would I do it again? Anytime.

Trey Songz
It was late spring 2004, I had just moved back to Virginia from Atlanta and was starting to get settled back into the area. Well, I drove down to Richmond one weekend to meet a friend at a club to do some dancing and catching up because I hadn't seen him since I had moved. I'm a chick raised in Virginia, I have ass, more than enough tits to spare but I don't have the tiny waist and abs that attract men like "The Prince..." so I thought nothing of it until I was actually about to leave.

As soon as I step out of the door I hear "Not leaving so soon are you?"; I turned around and saw "The Prince.." standing by the alley on the side of the bar/club with the '804 Boyz'. I responded by telling him it was late, I had a long drive ahead of me and politely told him goodbye before trying to head toward my car. He must have run to catch me because he was quickly in my space asking me to chill with him at his hotel, he continued to tell me that he was heading back to New York the following evening and wanted the company of a pretty young lady such as myself for the night. At the time I wasn't involved with anyone, I actually came out of a emotionally draining and sexless relationship and wanted to "be free".

I followed him back to his hotel and we made our way to his room which was modest and what I expected it to be. We did talk but after a while talking turned into kissing and his lips were very soft. He took my hand and lead me from the couch over to the bed where we both sat down. While kissing my neck, he whispered in my ear and asked me remove my top. He was very smooth, felt like he never removed himself from my neck and I definitely didn't know exactly when my bra was removed. I didn't realize it until he stood up and removed his shirt and jeans. He reached into the pocket of his pants and removed a condom then approached me on the bed.

He held the condom with his teeth as he helped me remove my pants and thong. He kissed my feet, legs, thighs and for a moment I thought he was going to go down on me but was relieved when he didn't (if he does that for a chick he first met then he's doing it to everybody). He continued his kisses up my stomach and when reaching my breast he began to slowly lick and suck on my nipples. That's a sensitive area and my moans seemed make his d*ck jump, which I could feel on my leg at that point.

I placed myself further up on the bed while he removed the condom from the wrapper and put it on but to my surprise he didn't immediately put it in. He sucked on his index and middle finger and proceeded to slide them in my box. I was tight, given I hadn't had sex in over six months, but after him slowly feeding his fingers in and out of me and using his thumb to rub my clit; there was no discomfort.

I was wet, he was turning me on in a way I had not felt in a long time and I wanted more than his fingers. So, yeah, I begged until he finally gave me what I wanted. He was average size, maybe eight inches, and I loved every bit of it. He likes to take things slow, deep strokes and talks dirty in your ear like you have been with him for years and your making love.

He likes to gently pull your hair and kiss your lips and neck while he hits it from the back. He's a very attentive lover, he knew when to take things slow but when to blow my back out. He listened to everything I had to say and what I wanted him to do until we were done. From the time he entered me to him laying beside me falling asleep, it was all of thirty to fourty minutes.

I was spent after I came in the beginning so it was more than plenty for me. He fell asleep with his arms around me at first but eventually rolled away. After two or three hours of being comatose myself, I got up, got dressed and left after kissing him on the forehead. I didn't leave a number or anything, I wanted to leave things the way they were. I headed home with a smile on my face and after a while let him drift from my mind. That is until I saw his video for "Gotta Make It', guess he was signed huh? lol. A picture, video or song on the radio is all I need to remind me of that night.

Were you in a relationship with Benzino, or just sex? It was a relationship, but mostly sexual. It lasted at least six months.

How did you meet? We kinda just bumped into each other at a club. He approached me and we just had a regular conversation. I was attracted to him as a person, but he was looking really grungy so it was mostly the conversation. We chilled for a few days, then he went out of town. Next time he came [to my town] he was like, "Come to my hotel." Nothing happened the first night, but after that I ran into him again and [we had sex].

After six months, did you develop an emotional attachment to him or was it mostly sex? To be honest, I did have an emotional attachment to him, because I stopped seeing everybody else at the time.

Did you worry about him having other women, being a celebrity? Yeah, it bothered me, but I didn’t really ask. I knew whatever came out of his mouth was gonna be a lie regardless, so why bother? I just kinda knew, ‘cause he was slick.

What was the sex like? He’s freaky as hell, I’ll tell you that much. He’ll lick any hole that you ask him to. His dick is a decent size. He could fuck, I’ll put it that way. He’ll do it any way you want.

So you would recommend him? Yeah, I would recommend him. If anybody reads this, he’s gonna get a lot of pussy.

Cee Lo Green
Talk show host Wendy Williams spilled all the TEA, stating that a 25-year-old model and burlesque dancer named Taylor Jackson, who dated the singer for four months before things fell apart — is going in on the “Fuck You” singer.

Tylor claims she met Cee Lo on Twitter last December and after only two months of exchanging tweets, the two met up while he was in San Diego. Taylor says Lo is a sex-crazed womanizer, who pops pills and (obviously) loves to eat…

As for the romance, “it was great in the beginning, but it got to be too much very quickly,” Taylor claims. “Cee Lo loved to drink Patron tequila and take the drug Ectasy. He’d get so wasted that he’d get physically ill.

One time he threw up all over hiself, the bed and the nightstand. It was nasty, but I cleaned up the bedroom mess — and him too!”

When he got high…[he] wanted weird sex, she said. “Cee Lo also asked me to have group sex with him and other girls a number of times, but I always said no,” Taylor claimed.

And according to Taylor, the 5-foot-7, 217-pound singer’s appetite for food was even bigger than his sex drive.

“Cee Lo would devour whatever you put in front of him,” she noted. “He was constantly gobbling lamb chops, cheeseburgers and fried chicken.”

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