People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!

"If I were in the ocean and encountered one, I'd probably do the same thing that everyone here would do, which is flap and scream like a little girl."

– Justin Timberlake, on facing his fear of sharks, on The Tonight Show

"How are my little triplets doing?"

– Jennifer Aniston, who wore an enormous prosthetic baby bump in a satirical new commercial for Glacéau Smartwater

"Jay knows what my life is like. We both have daughters and our wives are more popular than we are."

– President Barack Obama, comparing his life to Jay-Z's, at his N.Y.C. fund-raiser

"Last year at Daddy's party, Maxwell was in my belly. This year she's in my arms!"

– Jessica Simpson, sharing a new photo of 4-month-old daughter Maxwell at fiancé Eric Johnson's 33rd birthday, on her website

"She's like a unicorn ... We're not going to seriously stand here and pretend it's not like seeing a yeti, right?"

– Modern Family star Julie Bowen, on getting starstruck by Angelina Jolie, to Health magazine

"Since your character plays a CIA officer ... here CIA stands for Cutest Infant Alive."

– Anderson Cooper, gifting Homeland star and mom-to-be Claire Danes baby onesies, on his daytime talk show

"How can we feud in two days?"

– Mariah Carey, shooting down rumors of an on-set spat with new judge Nicki Minaj, to reporters

"Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?"

– Lindsay Lohan, speaking out about Amanda Bynes's recent legal troubles, on Twitter

"I figure if somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get."

– Clint Eastwood, on his controversial speech at the Republican National Convention, to Extra

"I'm not such a pervert."

– Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James, responding to how her best-selling erotic novels have resonated with millions of adoring fans, to E! News

Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Justin just keep swimmin'lake
Jennifer Gestation
Jessica Maxwell Smart
Slack-jawed Bowen
AC and CD talking 'bout bb's
Mariah vs Nicki
Stupid is as stupid does
Eastwood and Chair coming to a theater near you!
Not John Travolta in a wig


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