People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!




"If I were in the ocean and encountered one, I'd probably do the same thing that everyone here would do, which is flap and scream like a little girl."

– Justin Timberlake, on facing his fear of sharks, on The Tonight Show
















"How are my little triplets doing?"

– Jennifer Aniston, who wore an enormous prosthetic baby bump in a satirical new commercial for Glacéau Smartwater
















"Jay knows what my life is like. We both have daughters and our wives are more popular than we are."

– President Barack Obama, comparing his life to Jay-Z's, at his N.Y.C. fund-raiser













"Last year at Daddy's party, Maxwell was in my belly. This year she's in my arms!"

– Jessica Simpson, sharing a new photo of 4-month-old daughter Maxwell at fiancé Eric Johnson's 33rd birthday, on her website


















"She's like a unicorn ... We're not going to seriously stand here and pretend it's not like seeing a yeti, right?"

– Modern Family star Julie Bowen, on getting starstruck by Angelina Jolie, to Health magazine












"Since your character plays a CIA officer ... here CIA stands for Cutest Infant Alive."

– Anderson Cooper, gifting Homeland star and mom-to-be Claire Danes baby onesies, on his daytime talk show
















"How can we feud in two days?"

– Mariah Carey, shooting down rumors of an on-set spat with new judge Nicki Minaj, to reporters
















"Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?"

– Lindsay Lohan, speaking out about Amanda Bynes's recent legal troubles, on Twitter















"I figure if somebody's dumb enough to ask me to go to a political convention and say something, they're gonna have to take what they get."

– Clint Eastwood, on his controversial speech at the Republican National Convention, to Extra















"I'm not such a pervert."

– Fifty Shades of Grey author E.L. James, responding to how her best-selling erotic novels have resonated with millions of adoring fans, to E! News











Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Justin just keep swimmin'lake
32(7.2%)
Jennifer Gestation
23(5.2%)
A TRIO OF TERRIFIC PEOPLE
227(51.4%)
Jessica Maxwell Smart
6(1.4%)
Slack-jawed Bowen
34(7.7%)
AC and CD talking 'bout bb's
10(2.3%)
Mariah vs Nicki
5(1.1%)
Stupid is as stupid does
16(3.6%)
Eastwood and Chair coming to a theater near you!
80(18.1%)
Not John Travolta in a wig
9(2.0%)







Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20631781,00.html


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