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nshewillbloved wrote in ohnotheydidnt
June 15 2006. Brandon Davis walks to and from a "Starbucks" coffee shop wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the words "Team Fire Crotch" just hours before he checked himself into rehab. Davis has reportedly entered the $75,000 per-month "Passages" rehabilitation center in Malibu. The 25-year-old oil heir's t-shirt refers to a recent incident where he was captured on video ranting about Lindsay Lohan whilst his friend Paris Hilton giggled next to him. In the video, he repeatedly refers to the actress as having a "fire crotch".










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Haha he's like the ugliest EVER.

Scary thing is that he used to be HOT. Look him up on IMDB. He was on Undressed (MTV show) as a regular. Damn.

omg for real? i loved that show and didn't know that.

that wasn't him. they just have the same name. the guy who was on undressed: http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/thermin/54/id34.htm.

I totally agree. He's an ugly bastard but he probably gets the ladies because he has money.

Yes. He's like "late-years (fat) Elvis."

Plus: why would he put that lettering on a v-neck shirt? UGLY.

I was going to say the same thing.

What is he in rehab for?
Why does he look like fat Elvis?

Thanks! Somehow I missed that post. :)

Gee, there's a shocker.

well obviously he was overdoing the booze and underdoing the coke.

ahhh i was going crazy trying to figure out what he reminded me of and you totally pinpointed it, thanks

you so beat me to the fat elvis comment. i'm sure that's been said 100 times before, but i typically ignore this d-b. still, the resemblance is gold!

Hey! Don't insult Fat Elvis by comparing him to this douchebag!

because he is Fat Elvis reincarnated

He makes me want to vomit. :x

grease lightning, go grease lightning.

dammit i want to watch the movie now.

dammit, thats going to be in my head for 5 days now.

that should be his "team" shirt. team grease lightning.

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yeah, you might want to have that checked out cuz...yeah...nothing attractive about him at all....

:P

but who am i to say anything when everytime i see my guy friend, i think of kfed.

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I know what you mean. I have a thing for guys with black hair, no matter how horrible they look below that.

In these pictures he looks like shit
but sometimes I just kinda sorta want to jump on him...I dunno I think he has this mysterious exotic look to him that kind of makes me like him

You're totally not alone in that exact thought.

me too. He looks bad here but I've found him attractive before!

Because you are into asshole-types?

I think he would look good if he were a little less greasy and fat. He has something to work with.

I think he's stunning as well. He's just obviously not well. I don't know him from Adam by the way. I do believe remember reading here that he's Greek and he looks it. He reminds me of Greg Dulli when he was younger---prior to drug abuse.

Because you have a firecrotch?

i agree, with your comment about his eyes, and i like his lips

i hope that's a frapuccino light, fatty.

hah! looks like it. no whip.

huhh?? you can get normal fraps without whip! or here you can at least...

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omg i serious loled that was great

I wonder how he's so freakin fat when he's a coke addict? He must eat a ton.

hahaha. i usually hate those types of shirts, but given the context, that one's pretty funny.

He looks ...well, dirty.

I am going to have to agree with you on that

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Haha, yeah. Whenever he's referred to as an 'oil heir' I always mis-read it as 'oily heir'.

Your username is cute. :)

I have no clue how that guy gets laid or girlfriends for that matter. I know his parents are pretty rich, are they millionares or billionares?

i think his dad was a billionaire oil guy and then died.

still....he's disgusting and no amount of money he has would make me even bat my eyes at him.

Billionaire? He's gross, but I'd hit it for some of that!

Hes like a male version of Paris Hilton, he isn't known for anything but his parents money. And while that does make them a lot of publicity its really quite pathetic when you really think about it, I'd hate myself if the only reason anyone liked me was because my parents were billionares. Thats when you off yourself.

This may be a stupid question but... he's making fun of himself, right?

Yeah I was just wondering the same thing...

He'd better be! :( He looks like a complete ass.

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