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1:35 am - 09/17/2012

"Keeping Up With the Kardashians" Finale Recap: Kourtney Gives Birth



WHAT WE LEARNED

Be Proactive: There's no point in wasting time, right Khloé? That's why our gal-pal gets herself checked out with ultrasounds and tests so that we can meet a Kardashian-Odom baby in the near future. Stay strong, babe!

Better Late Than Never: At least that's how Kim feels when it comes to babies. Sure, she isn't pregnant now, but if she wants to have kids down the road and needs an egg or two, well, she'll have some on ice ready to go!

Who's Cooler Than Cool?: Bruce Jenner. No, but really—he was voted Father of the Year by Esquire, honored during the Olympic trials and his gold medal glory is forever immortalized in a University of Oregon museum. So, we repeat, it's Bruce for the win.

Perfection: We got to meet the face of flawless when we saw Penelope Scotland Disick arrive. Not only did she impress her parents, but she also won over big brother, Mason Disick!

Baby Talk: While at Kourtney's baby shower, Kanye West got grilled by Khloé about whether or not the rapper wants to have children. The answer? Yes! Hey, Kanye, we know a gal with some frozen eggs if you're interested...

ONE-LINERS

"You don't tell your own mother that you're going to a fertility clinic?"—Kris Jenner

"Being able to see him [Bruce] around all these people who are so excited and that witnessed what he had accomplished—it was a really special moment and I will absolutely never forget that."—Brandon Jenner

"I don't know. I feel awkward. The only guy at the shower right now."—Kanye

"You're gonna feel a lot skinnier in a couple of hours."—Scott

"My baby girl is Penelope Scotland Disick and she is absolutely perfect."—Kourtney

"Why is the baby in that crib, Mommy?"—Mason

"Her name is sister."—Mason

SOURCE

Apparently, Kendall and Kylie didn't actually go to the Olympics with Bruce, LOL. Poor Bruce. And it's so awkward whenever Kanye shows up. This Kimye thing needs to end before she ends up pregnant. Also, Mason FTW. He is the star of this show.
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duckyduck92 17th-Sep-2012 03:31 pm (UTC)
OMG I need to go to the museum and see the Bruce stuff. I loved watching the olympic trials, bruce looked so happy. nice to see him be bruce fucking jenner.
distant_lines 17th-Sep-2012 03:33 pm (UTC)
I can't believe Kris didn't make the girls go. Their father is an Olympic gold medalist, which immediately means he's 10 times more badass than any other Kardashian member combined.
anus 17th-Sep-2012 03:35 pm (UTC)
I can't believe they wouldn't want to go. Who the heck wouldn't want to go to the fucking Olympics!?
anne_renee 17th-Sep-2012 03:41 pm (UTC)
exactly
distant_lines 17th-Sep-2012 03:32 pm (UTC)
Mason is seriously the most adorable thing ever!

tadashee 17th-Sep-2012 03:41 pm (UTC)
Her name is sister! - that and the sprinklers thing was so cute!
flowerssleeping 17th-Sep-2012 03:32 pm (UTC)
kanye w/ the bb at the shower was so cute
chksguitarlicks 17th-Sep-2012 03:47 pm (UTC)
true dat!
anne_renee 17th-Sep-2012 03:33 pm (UTC)
I loved that the Jenner boys went with Bruce to the trials. It's sad that Kendall and Kylie aren't prouder of their Dad, but they are teenagers.
anus 17th-Sep-2012 03:34 pm (UTC)
I like that all the previews for this episode were like IT'S WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR KOURTNEY IS GIVING BIRTH OMG and it was only in the last 5 minutes of the episode. The focus was on Bruce and Kim/Khloe's fertility lol
dacrayzblaze1 17th-Sep-2012 03:36 pm (UTC)
I saw an interview where they were talking to Khloe about her fertility issues, and then Kim jumped in and started talking about freezing her eggs. The interviewer gave her a look and just turned back to Khloe. Kim, why you always gotta make everything 'bout you?
duckyduck92 17th-Sep-2012 03:48 pm (UTC)
and as if her freezing her eggs and khloe maybe being infertile are on the same level. Kim is just delusional.
fabouluz 17th-Sep-2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
Mfte!
tadashee 17th-Sep-2012 04:00 pm (UTC)
I saw that interview! The interviewer seemed put off by Kim when she did that but I didn't see Khloe really minding. I like Khloe. I hope she can have a baby. I feel like she would give up all her fame for that.
wristtattoos 17th-Sep-2012 04:54 pm (UTC)
i tweeted something to this effect when i saw the episode. she's such a troll.
gee_wa 17th-Sep-2012 05:22 pm (UTC)
OMG, is that Jonathan motherfuckin' Strange?
__orangeglo 17th-Sep-2012 03:35 pm (UTC)
Hahaha I'm obsesed with Mason.
leila54 17th-Sep-2012 06:57 pm (UTC)
He's the only person on that show worth mentioning. I find myself watching it just for him!
pipsdixiechick 17th-Sep-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
Getting to watch Mason interact with Penelope is the only reason I'm looking forward to K&K/Miami tbh!
tadashee 17th-Sep-2012 03:36 pm (UTC)
Kourtney pulling her baby out of her vagina was surreal and kinda awesome. I loved khloe's expressions when she did that. Also Kanye looked so uncomfortable when Khloe was talking to him.lol.
shilohninejulia 17th-Sep-2012 03:38 pm (UTC)
she did that with Mason too! she is seriously my inspiration for if i ever have children/give birth. both times she was so calm and peaceful and she also seems really chill and healthy during pregnancy.
tadashee 17th-Sep-2012 03:42 pm (UTC)
Yeah! She seems to have very healthy pregnanc
tadashee 17th-Sep-2012 03:42 pm (UTC)
Sorry my phone cuts me off. But I want to know more about all the Ayurvedic stuff kourtney does.
fabouluz 17th-Sep-2012 03:51 pm (UTC)
Mte
anne_renee 17th-Sep-2012 03:43 pm (UTC)
It was pretty awesome to see. It was also nice that she wasn't screaming and moaning like you typically see with births on TV.
babyyouloveit 17th-Sep-2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
Kanye is always so uncomfortable on that show, it's so funny
joliebelle 17th-Sep-2012 04:57 pm (UTC)
why wouldn't they? I have a friend who has 3 kids (she's 25) and she got her tubes tied because she had really bad ppd with her last one
tadashee 17th-Sep-2012 03:40 pm (UTC)
Also I think Brandon Jenner is so cute! I like him better than the kardashians. I can't believe they didn't go to his wedding. I hope we see more jenners( not Brody- too much of him already). Also cannot believe Kendal and Kylie didn't go to the Olympics with Bruce after they made it such a big thing on the show.
tadashee 17th-Sep-2012 03:44 pm (UTC)
Oh! I didn't know that. It makes sense. But I want to see more of Brandon on the show!
warsawed 17th-Sep-2012 03:44 pm (UTC)
I want more Brody tbh. He seems like he probably wouldn't put up with their bullshit, it would be entertaining
anne_renee 17th-Sep-2012 03:44 pm (UTC)
Brandon is pretty hot
tiny_winey87 17th-Sep-2012 03:43 pm (UTC)
they never went to the Olympics? :( that's disappointing. i feel really badly for khloe, and other women experiencing fertility problems. she is lucky in the one respect that whatever route she chooses to go, she can afford it. i think for the average couple, it definitely isn't that cheap. also sad too that she has tried for 2 years with no luck :(

i love penelope! and kourtney is general i think is my fav. i will be there for the next season lol
anne_renee 17th-Sep-2012 03:46 pm (UTC)
She had an epidural
oceanhue 17th-Sep-2012 07:07 pm (UTC)
No, she went to the hospital and got her epidural
fabouluz 17th-Sep-2012 03:50 pm (UTC)
Penny isn't normal enough nickname.
revelried 17th-Sep-2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
Omg what a waste of a good nickname opportunity

Penny would be so much better
ettabea 17th-Sep-2012 05:56 pm (UTC)
I loled when Mason called Kendall "Kenny" hahaha its still making me laugh
fabouluz 17th-Sep-2012 03:50 pm (UTC)
The Khloe and Kanye talk was weird, then Kim VO talking about eggs as Kimye leave the party was so awkward lol

Mason is cute, like always, and Kourtney giving birth was so beautiful! The present to Mason from his sister was a good idea!
preesi My Dream17th-Sep-2012 03:50 pm (UTC)
That one day The Kardashians, Gosselins, HoneyBobo etc are all st some convention in LA when the "big one" comes, saving the planet
n0tmydivision 17th-Sep-2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
I look at that picture and all I see is Jay Leno in drag.
dancedallnight 17th-Sep-2012 04:02 pm (UTC)
omg can't unsee
rootooyoo 18th-Sep-2012 12:52 am (UTC)
omg
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