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Perfectly Spaced Nipples Required In Chinese College Beauty Contest


Most college students learn about the golden ratio, a mathematical proportion considered aesthetically pleasing by designers, artists and architects. But one Chinese beauty contest has caused outrage for dictating that its college student contestants have specific body proportions, down to the placement of their nipples.


The contest, held by the website Campus Model, is searching for the "ten most beautiful college students" in Hubei Province, according to Gawker. Its rules outline stringent requirements for applicants, including standards for hips, waist and bust measurements. It even states the desired distance between a contestant's pupils.



1. The space between the eyes and mouth should be 36 percent of the face’s total length.

2. The height of the individual should be 7.1 times the height of her head.

3. The distance between the two nipples should be at least 20 centimeters.

Derided by critics as "humiliating, disrespectful and ridiculous," the contest's most controversial requirement is that applicants prove that their nipples are no more than 20 centimeters apart, according to Global Times. The prize for winning is about $1,600.

A spokesman for Campus Model told the Times that the measurement criteria were based on "traditional Chinese and more modern Western aesthetic values," and were necessary because the organizers wanted the winners to be "extremely good-looking."



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crystalzelda 17th-Sep-2012 01:03 am (UTC)
disgusting tbh.
babycnessa 17th-Sep-2012 01:04 am (UTC)
What the fucking hell.
ride_the_jitney 17th-Sep-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
Took the words out my mouth
shoppingcart 17th-Sep-2012 01:04 am (UTC)
all i got from this is that im so thankful to not have pancake nips
invisible_cunt 17th-Sep-2012 01:36 am (UTC)
rme @ pancake nips
ohhhlife 17th-Sep-2012 01:41 am (UTC)
Are you hoping to apply?


Pancakes are delicious. All the men who I've been with seem to agree, so no shame for big nips here.

losviluppo 17th-Sep-2012 01:44 am (UTC)
i mean, i have to agree here
blessedbell 17th-Sep-2012 02:17 am (UTC)
preach bb, we should start a club
sergeantquakers 17th-Sep-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
Plus big nipples come with the territory of having big tits. No shame.
coutureable 17th-Sep-2012 08:03 pm (UTC)
Preach. But I mean when people say "big nipples" it's like, are you referring to the actual NIPPLE or the areola because they are two different things. I would much rather have large areola than long nipples.
mhfromnh 17th-Sep-2012 02:14 am (UTC)
they're good with syrup.
harmlessbondage 17th-Sep-2012 05:07 am (UTC)
What even qualifies as pancake nipples? A friend of mine once used that phrase, but the woman in question's nipples were, like, the size of maybe a dollar coin. Given she had enormous breasts, they looked perfectly proportional to me, if not on the smaller end given the size of her chest.

What's the criteria? Is there a standard? The size of like, iHop pancakes? Or the size of those pancakes some guy cooked in a spoon like heroin in that photo meme?
coutureable 17th-Sep-2012 08:01 pm (UTC)
see, my large areola are fine by me as long as I don't have long, pointy nipples

so there
anus 17th-Sep-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
velvetunicorn 17th-Sep-2012 01:28 am (UTC)
A+ gif usage
lilako 17th-Sep-2012 03:22 am (UTC)
LOL
demikkusuu 17th-Sep-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
#china
scousing 17th-Sep-2012 01:07 am (UTC)
what is that supposed to mean
demikkusuu 17th-Sep-2012 01:50 am (UTC)
i live in china part of the year and am chinese. it's just funny seeing the cultural difference between east and west on matters like these in an 'oh hashtag china wait twitter's blocked too' kinda thing

the uppity reaction from across the pacific is always fun tho
bestcoast 17th-Sep-2012 01:07 am (UTC)
#excuseyou
noon 17th-Sep-2012 01:09 am (UTC)
stop.
vampireweekend 17th-Sep-2012 01:12 am (UTC)
#no
megalixer 17th-Sep-2012 01:16 am (UTC)
People are going to judge you, but honestly as a (part-) Chinese person, their beauty standards are insane. Plastic surgery is super common among rich people, lightening creams are everywhere, your family will often bully you (well, by American standards) if you're fat and/or ugly, and everyone judges the shit out of women's looks . . . list goes on.

White people don't have a monopoly on fucked-up beauty standards, people.
wonderwomanhero 17th-Sep-2012 01:18 am (UTC)
.....
solookup 17th-Sep-2012 03:08 am (UTC)
You can say lolwhitepeople but you can't say lol china. Lol ONTD

Also IA with you. Should I also state that I'm Chinese and wave that card around?

The Chinese beauty standard is tiring. You have to look like 'generic white person' while retaining your Chineseness or else they'd hate you
sessile29 17th-Sep-2012 04:23 am (UTC)
#sexism

just different, not any better or worse
emesieremonde 17th-Sep-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
China, what in the fresh hell??!!?
my_drama_only 17th-Sep-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
I have perfect nipples. Be jealous of my existence.
mhfromnh 17th-Sep-2012 02:16 am (UTC)
pics.
arisma 17th-Sep-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
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distant_lines 17th-Sep-2012 01:23 am (UTC)
Hahah! Love that dog!
ride_the_jitney 17th-Sep-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
Lmao
honeyspun 17th-Sep-2012 07:35 am (UTC)
LMAO
vonlisbon 17th-Sep-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
tbh it'd make for a neat/interesting contest if they were just trying to see if anyone out there had a body so perfectly in proportion to the Golden Ratio. Not as a "beauty" contest tho ick.
harmlessbondage 17th-Sep-2012 05:12 am (UTC)
Maybe like 200 years ago, sure, but these days people could get surgery to meet the criteria :/
cickiz 17th-Sep-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.
tragickingdomxo 17th-Sep-2012 01:06 am (UTC)
Do not bring the Pythagorean theorem into judging titties.
fancycarousel 17th-Sep-2012 01:10 am (UTC)
omg dying
megalixer 17th-Sep-2012 01:12 am (UTC)
LMAO
winegums 17th-Sep-2012 01:13 am (UTC)
CRYING RN
slow_rush 17th-Sep-2012 01:19 am (UTC)
lmao
allopatric 17th-Sep-2012 01:21 am (UTC)
... but that's an equilateral triangle. /getsshot
ride_the_jitney 17th-Sep-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
I was thinking that too lol
tragickingdomxo 17th-Sep-2012 01:30 am (UTC)
Boobs that worked with the Pythagorean theorem are apparently non-good titties. Should have clarified.
seishin 17th-Sep-2012 05:05 pm (UTC)
*cackling rn*
andisprohi 17th-Sep-2012 01:38 am (UTC)
I read this in Sheldon Cooper's voice for some reason and it just seemed right
cartooneyes 17th-Sep-2012 01:40 am (UTC)
WHEEZING
nene718 17th-Sep-2012 03:30 am (UTC)
lmfao
therealycats 17th-Sep-2012 05:02 am (UTC)
perfect comment is perfect
raised_eyebrows 17th-Sep-2012 01:06 am (UTC)
Uh, how do you prove that? Are they asking for photos or something?
whitefox 17th-Sep-2012 01:07 am (UTC)

This diagram...
scornedsaint 17th-Sep-2012 01:08 am (UTC)
I've seen Ikea instructions that make more sense.
cickiz 17th-Sep-2012 01:11 am (UTC)
where is E?
chihaya19 17th-Sep-2012 01:25 am (UTC)
e is the nipple width in the detail picture
fruitchews 17th-Sep-2012 01:13 am (UTC)
It reminds me of how I was taught the heimlich maneuver. In between the tits is where you go.
teaaet 17th-Sep-2012 01:32 am (UTC)
madonna wins
agatharuncible 17th-Sep-2012 01:50 am (UTC)
if Maths tests looked like this, everyone would have paid more attention in school. boob trigonometry beats stuff like the length of the shadow cast by some building at 5 PM.
ecctv 17th-Sep-2012 01:07 am (UTC)
Umm I thought I rejected this from you the other day.
fwee_prower 17th-Sep-2012 01:21 am (UTC)
lmao. ILU LIZ
violue 17th-Sep-2012 01:24 am (UTC)
omg it's like a kid going to the other parent after the first one said no
noon 17th-Sep-2012 01:30 am (UTC)
dead @ this accuracy
lillylilacs 17th-Sep-2012 02:11 am (UTC)
lol irl
ecctv 17th-Sep-2012 02:31 am (UTC)
People do it all the time. They'll submit things over and over in hopes of getting a different mod. Sometimes it works, and sometimes they get banned.

iciegurl89 17th-Sep-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
I'M CRYING OMFG
ekrelly 17th-Sep-2012 03:49 am (UTC)
lmao
bathstone 17th-Sep-2012 01:25 am (UTC)
lololol.
cleanburritos 17th-Sep-2012 01:35 am (UTC)
Busted.

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andisprohi 17th-Sep-2012 01:41 am (UTC)
*passes around popcorn*
foxface 17th-Sep-2012 01:46 am (UTC)
why is this killing me rn
yalingster 17th-Sep-2012 04:46 am (UTC)
LOL OMG!!!!!!!!!!
harmlessbondage 17th-Sep-2012 05:14 am (UTC)
Aw It's a good post though, please don't delete it!
sandstorm 17th-Sep-2012 01:07 am (UTC)
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_storysofar 17th-Sep-2012 01:09 am (UTC)
I really would love to see this interview.
fear_toxin 17th-Sep-2012 01:12 am (UTC)
I would shit myself if he gave me that look.
shallowlove_x 17th-Sep-2012 02:05 am (UTC)
Senor Bale makes the best faces
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