People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!




"She brings this large magnolia. And she starts to do these visualizations with me. And she's going, 'Imagine your va-jay-jay as a large magnolia flower blossoming…'"

– Kate Hudson, on mom Goldie Hawn "helping" her through the birth of 14-month-old son Bing, on The Ellen Degeneres Show

















"The only fish I ever ate was a fish stick."

– Jessica Simpson, vowing to eat healthier during her first post-baby TV interview on Katie


















"I like working with looney people."

– Simon Cowell, describing The X Factor judging panel, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!



"I'm great then!"

– Britney Spears, responding to Simon

















"Get engaged. It's the perfect accessory for every outfit. I did it. You should, too."

– Avril Lavigne, on her 14-carat engagement ring from fiancé Chad Kroeger, to PEOPLE

















"I've always wanted a big family. Oh, I'd love 30 [children] if I could."

– Blake Lively, before her hush-hush wedding to Ryan Reynolds, to Allure magazine

















"It's like gay NASCAR."

– Eva Longoria, on her numerous costume changes while hosting the upcoming ALMA Awards, on Conan
















"You ruined my life because I can't go to a friend's house and drink cheap wine anymore."

– Julianne Hough, jokingly blaming beau Ryan Seacrest for introducing her to great wine, to InStyle Makeover


















"I got laid with that mullet."

– Blake Shelton, defending his questionable '90s hairdo, on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon



















"I wish I didn't know who Honey Boo Boo was. But I do, and it scares the s– out of me."

– Chelsea Handler, on her talk show Chelsea Lately


















"Aren't you that mean girl from The Apprentice?"

– Omarosa Manigault, on the pickup line her late fiancé Michael Clarke Duncan used when they met at a grocery store, in her eulogy











Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?

Kate and her baby blossom
71(15.5%)
Jessica chicken of the sea
6(1.3%)
Simon loves Brit Brit's tits
79(17.2%)
Already sick of Chavril
5(1.1%)
Blake1 and her future baby blossom
0(0.0%)
Eva.avE
10(2.2%)
Julianne is a wino
5(1.1%)
Blake2 got laid ONCE
54(11.8%)
Chelsea is grumpy someone is upstaging her crazy family
33(7.2%)
RIP Michael Clarke Duncan
196(42.7%)






Source:

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20629774,00.html

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