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8:55 pm - 09/13/2012

Mama June's signature sketti sauce



Mama June's signature sketti sauce, which she showed us all how to make on last night's very special Top Chef: Trailer Parker episode of soon-to-be Television Hall of Fame inductee Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!

When Mama June's backyard cooler is fresh out of ground roadkill meat, she feeds her family one of their favorite gourmet dishes: sketti noodles covered with a delicious butter and ketchup sauce. With her sous chef Julia Honey Boo Boo Child at her side, Mama June mixed half-a-tub of Country Crock with a lot of ketchup and melted it in the microwave until it smelled and looked like what came out during Paula Deen's inaugural menstrual cycle. Throw a bag of white bread from the Wonder Bread outlet on the table and dinner is served!

One of my favorite things to eat as a kid that's still one of my favorite things to NOM NOM on is spaghetti noodles drowned in butter and a full thing of Kraft grated parmesan cheese. Just like me, it's easy, greasy and will leave you feeling farty in your stomach bag. But even though sluts always scream at me to try it with Heinz, I never have. Thanks to the culinary genius of Mama June, I'm totally going to broaden my gourmet palate by trying it with Heinz and I'm totally going to serve it with my piece of my trash nachos (Nabisco saltines with melted Kraft singles on top) and garlic bread (a toasted hot dog bun dipped in melted butter and rolled in garlic salt).

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invisible_cunt 14th-Sep-2012 04:07 am (UTC)
it's the ketchup i can't stand

i've literally been so hungry waiting for food at a bar mitzvah that i started to eat the little butter square for the rolls
testdrivegirl 14th-Sep-2012 04:22 am (UTC)
lmao girl
invisible_cunt 14th-Sep-2012 04:28 am (UTC)
i really like butter AND I WAS HUNGRY, OK
jei_corsair 14th-Sep-2012 04:56 am (UTC)
Gurl, I won't judge you. Desperate times call for desperate measures. When I was a kid, I once was so hungry that I started eating breading that was stuck to a couple-days-old corndog stick.

Also, while I avoid it for the most part now, I LOVED butter as a kid. I hated peanut butter and jelly, but loved peanut butter and butter sandwiches. I would also take a spoon and just scoop it out of the tub. My family is all glad I grew out of that. Haha. :P
heyx_lyla 15th-Sep-2012 01:34 am (UTC)
I used to do the same thing when I was little! My mom would catch me parked in front of the fridge, just eating one spoonful of butter after another lol
saikaro_x 14th-Sep-2012 04:55 am (UTC)
hahahahaha
browniecakemix 14th-Sep-2012 06:06 am (UTC)
-shrug- it happens, our fellow Jews like to make us earn our food through suffering

it's the yin to the yang of copious and semi-regular religiously mandated drinking on an empty stomach
lovemail321 14th-Sep-2012 10:48 am (UTC)
lmao @ this truth.
goldenlockets 15th-Sep-2012 03:55 am (UTC)
lmao
nationalboner 14th-Sep-2012 10:16 am (UTC)
I could totally eat butter by itself, negl.
__liliaceae 14th-Sep-2012 11:08 pm (UTC)
i actually used to when i was a toddler. no regrets.
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