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5:48 pm - 09/12/2012

This Child Doesn't Stand a Chance.



Levi Johnston is a dad again!

The Alaska resident – already a father to ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin's son Tripp – welcomed a daughter with new girlfriend Sunny Oglesby, according to TMZ.

Breeze Beretta Johnston was reportedly born at 5:28 a.m. on Wednesday at Mat-Su Regional Medical Center, and weighed in at 6 lbs., 15 oz.

And as previously planned, the couple went ahead and named their little one after an Italian handgun.

In May, Johnston said he was "actually in love" with his current gal pal.

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The title on People made me think the full name was "Baby Breeze Beretta".
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markovnikov 12th-Sep-2012 10:12 pm (UTC)
oop
brenden 12th-Sep-2012 10:12 pm (UTC)
sounds like a weed strain
suedeheadspike 12th-Sep-2012 10:49 pm (UTC)
.... I'd smoke it.
brenden 12th-Sep-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
me too
noon 12th-Sep-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
wtf ? named after a gun ? ew
rayofblacklight 12th-Sep-2012 10:52 pm (UTC)
Someone I know named their sons Winchester and Remmington after guns.
bonitaquetal 12th-Sep-2012 11:35 pm (UTC)
Random but that reminds me of..

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
zurbraran 13th-Sep-2012 01:21 am (UTC)
I actually think it's a good idea to give your child an "I've clearly been raised by trashy, violent people who are not averse to violence so you should back the hell off" middle name.

But I'm kind of old-school, so for my own daughter, I'm thinking of going with Lily Musket Jones. Lily Dagger Jones is also a possibility, because who doesn't love edge weapons?
noneformethanx 12th-Sep-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
Jesus take the wheel :/
ragdollia 12th-Sep-2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
jesus take the baby and run!
1337nik 13th-Sep-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
This
trixielollipop 12th-Sep-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
I was in Wasilla this past weekend. Ugh, everything is closed on Sunday. It was sf annoying. I had to wait 45 min to make it back to Anchroage to eat.

This is not shocking. Wasilla is full of rednecks.
superhetoric 13th-Sep-2012 12:03 am (UTC)
what is there to do in wasilla?
trixielollipop 13th-Sep-2012 12:11 am (UTC)
Literally nothing. It is the same as every other fucking suburb in America, with a touch more redneckery. Don't let Sarah Palin fool you into thinking Wasilla is in any way special. It is the armpit of Alaska.

I was passing through going to Hatcher's Pass which is like 20 minutes north of Wasilla and on the other side of the mountains.

They do have a roller derby team- I'm playing against them this weekend in a bout, actually. :-)
nicenessness 12th-Sep-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
Tell me why he keeps breeding??
xpirate_queenx 12th-Sep-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
gabriella 12th-Sep-2012 10:32 pm (UTC)
omg it's Marcia Langman, that bitch from Parks & Rec
moonsenorita 12th-Sep-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
Breeze Beretta sounds like a drink
winniechili 12th-Sep-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
"Breeze Beretta Johnston"

I just............can't.
alohomora 12th-Sep-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
breeze?? reminds me of febreeze tbh
dont know which is worse, this or tripp
haverchuck_bill 12th-Sep-2012 10:33 pm (UTC)
Reminds me of my train card cause we call them Breeze Cards here.
squishinator 12th-Sep-2012 10:53 pm (UTC)
my friend was telling me yesterday that theres a kid in his nephews class this year named febreeze LOL
italyatmidnight 13th-Sep-2012 01:07 am (UTC)
I knew a French guy named Fabrice (fuh-BREECE), and my dad always referred to him as febreeze.
mugglefucker 12th-Sep-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
Will someone please take away his penis.
ilouboutin 12th-Sep-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
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brenden 12th-Sep-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)


ilouboutin 12th-Sep-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
all i ask is why?
likegunfire 12th-Sep-2012 10:20 pm (UTC)
why not
noneformethanx 12th-Sep-2012 10:35 pm (UTC)
I'd hit it but I'd bathe in hand sanitizer afterward
a_files06 12th-Sep-2012 10:47 pm (UTC)
Why is he covering his boobies?
potatoboat 12th-Sep-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
hank hill booty
tigermilk 12th-Sep-2012 11:35 pm (UTC)
It looks like he's being coy about his bewbz.
redsprings 12th-Sep-2012 11:49 pm (UTC)
Look at that flat ass. Just look at it...
yousaidlog 12th-Sep-2012 11:59 pm (UTC)
I think he has more of an ass than I do.

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jigglemypuff 12th-Sep-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
When people say berreta, all I can think of is Robert Blake. And that's not what I'd want to think of when I saw my kid.
cityxpretty 12th-Sep-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
The fact that these people have TMZ/People reporting on them....

Also, are these odd names like Breeze, Trip, etc common in Alaska or is it just them?
expromqueen 12th-Sep-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
i live in texas and ppl here name their bbs stupid shit, too...i'm gonna go ahead and blame the meth XD
trixielollipop 12th-Sep-2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
Stupid names are common everywhere. Everyone thinks their child is a ~special snowflake~
mmmyesplease 12th-Sep-2012 11:34 pm (UTC)
This is a fact.

"It's not enough for your child to have a normal name and then try to stand out on their own merits down the road. No, no, no. Every parent now wants every child to be unique and special from the moment the doctor wipes all the amniotic fluid off of it, even though all babies look alike and contribute nothing to society. "


http://deadspin.com/5924827/american-baby-names-are-somehow-getting-even-worse
pandoras_boxset 13th-Sep-2012 01:43 am (UTC)
right? i work in HR and every time someone calls to check their application status i have to have them spell their name out because it's always something ridiculous. this girl called the other day and her name was kristen but it was spelled krrhysten. and what in the actual fuck was wrong with her parents?
ludagurl3d 12th-Sep-2012 11:08 pm (UTC)
i figure people who give their kids names like these secretly hate their children and giving them fucked up names is a socially acceptable way of expressing it.
tigermilk 12th-Sep-2012 11:37 pm (UTC)
Weird baby names are everywhere. Some chick on the internet/in Virginia named her son Mazen Duke. Unique version of Mason.
testdrivegirl 13th-Sep-2012 12:13 am (UTC)
tripp is usually a nickname i think
bathstone 12th-Sep-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
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lfitzb 13th-Sep-2012 01:30 am (UTC)
i have to agree sansa
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