5:48 pm - 09/12/2012

Levi Johnston is a dad again!
The Alaska resident – already a father to ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin's son Tripp – welcomed a daughter with new girlfriend Sunny Oglesby, according to TMZ.
Breeze Beretta Johnston was reportedly born at 5:28 a.m. on Wednesday at Mat-Su Regional Medical Center, and weighed in at 6 lbs., 15 oz.
And as previously planned, the couple went ahead and named their little one after an Italian handgun.
In May, Johnston said he was "actually in love" with his current gal pal.
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The title on People made me think the full name was "Baby Breeze Beretta".
This Child Doesn't Stand a Chance.

Levi Johnston is a dad again!
The Alaska resident – already a father to ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin's son Tripp – welcomed a daughter with new girlfriend Sunny Oglesby, according to TMZ.
Breeze Beretta Johnston was reportedly born at 5:28 a.m. on Wednesday at Mat-Su Regional Medical Center, and weighed in at 6 lbs., 15 oz.
And as previously planned, the couple went ahead and named their little one after an Italian handgun.
In May, Johnston said he was "actually in love" with his current gal pal.
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The title on People made me think the full name was "Baby Breeze Beretta".
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
But I'm kind of old-school, so for my own daughter, I'm thinking of going with Lily Musket Jones. Lily Dagger Jones is also a possibility, because who doesn't love edge weapons?
This is not shocking. Wasilla is full of rednecks.
I was passing through going to Hatcher's Pass which is like 20 minutes north of Wasilla and on the other side of the mountains.
They do have a roller derby team- I'm playing against them this weekend in a bout, actually. :-)
I just............can't.
dont know which is worse, this or tripp
Edited at 2012-09-12 11:59 pm (UTC)
Also, are these odd names like Breeze, Trip, etc common in Alaska or is it just them?
"It's not enough for your child to have a normal name and then try to stand out on their own merits down the road. No, no, no. Every parent now wants every child to be unique and special from the moment the doctor wipes all the amniotic fluid off of it, even though all babies look alike and contribute nothing to society. "
http://deadspin.com/5924827/american-ba