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3:21 pm - 09/12/2012

OCTOMOM I GOT A NEW HOUSE ... Paid for By Porn



Success!!! After multiple rejections from landlords ... Octomom and her 14 kids have finally secured a new place to live ... and TMZ has learned, she's paying for her new digs with PORN MONEY.

Sources tell us, Nadya Suleman's new hatchery is located in Palmdale, CA -- and according to the listing, it features 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, a 3-car garage ... and a massive 14,000 sq. ft. back yard where she can pasture her children.

We're told the backyard also includes a gated pool and spa with a slide and a gazebo.

And the entire place is only running her $2,150 a month -- gotta love back country California.

We're told Octomom dropped 8 months rent in advance to secure the place, plus a giant deposit -- and most of the cash came from her solo masturbation video.

She plans to move in shortly.

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noon 12th-Sep-2012 08:21 pm (UTC)
a massive 14,000 sq. ft. back yard where she can pasture her children.

lmfao
actxappalledx 12th-Sep-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
lmao the exact line i zeroed in on, esp "pasture her children"
judgmental 12th-Sep-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
mte
glass_houses 12th-Sep-2012 08:34 pm (UTC)
I laughed
chihaya19 12th-Sep-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
ifkr, the shaaade
dominator87 15th-Sep-2012 02:01 pm (UTC)
DAESUNG!!!!

Have you heard about the Seungri sex scandal? Why couldnt it be Dae...I dont even like Seungri that much.
shanny_w 12th-Sep-2012 10:08 pm (UTC)
So they're free range... but are they Non-GMO?
juel1979 13th-Sep-2012 01:10 am (UTC)
Dammit, I tried, but I couldn't find a gif or clip of the "Free range children" bit from The Simpsons. Blah. LOL It's exactly what I thought of when they said "pasturing her kids."
corruptionoflol 12th-Sep-2012 08:22 pm (UTC)
she would buy a house in palmdale
mmmyesplease 12th-Sep-2012 09:40 pm (UTC)
OMG Rude, my BF lives there. He's one of the rocket scientists working on secret things near the air force base.
the_rocklobster 12th-Sep-2012 10:10 pm (UTC)
this, this, this. i'm from lancaster but i gtfo of there years ago and i'm laughing hysterically at this.
bullandterrier 12th-Sep-2012 10:55 pm (UTC)
lol seriously. i'm not even surprised.
ladycakes 13th-Sep-2012 03:57 am (UTC)
oh lord...like they don't have enough troubles
fashionbb 15th-Sep-2012 11:32 pm (UTC)
not from cali so whats wrong w/ palmdale?
69love_songs 12th-Sep-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
Porn money? As in like, earnings? As in any other job?

Stop with the shaming, plz.
surviving_joke 12th-Sep-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
you mean they don't use separate currency??? like i could touch money pornstars've touched???!?

expromqueen 12th-Sep-2012 10:09 pm (UTC)
ikr? like ppl who work in the industry aren't allowed to buy houses or what
69love_songs 12th-Sep-2012 10:13 pm (UTC)
obvs is better if all sex workers spend all their money on like, crack and handbags rather than trying to invest their money in property for their children...i mean like how will we judge them otherwise?!?!?!
beatlesluv 13th-Sep-2012 07:53 pm (UTC)
She needs to live in the gutter, she doesn't deserve a home sis. She's not a human being.
agent99 12th-Sep-2012 11:05 pm (UTC)
Totally. This lady isn't my favorite person, but c'mon now. it's nobody's business how a person makes their money, no need to judge or shame.
haverchuck_bill 12th-Sep-2012 11:28 pm (UTC)
mte.
beatlesluv 13th-Sep-2012 07:50 pm (UTC)
MTE!

She did what she had to do to provide for her family. I don't think she has anything to be ashamed of at all.

Edited at 2012-09-13 07:50 pm (UTC)
teamdowney 13th-Sep-2012 10:37 pm (UTC)
Seriously.
anese 18th-Sep-2012 02:11 pm (UTC)
Yea...I don't like porn but I was rolling my eyes at this. So now she's getting shamed for making money to support her kids. It may not be what we would want for ourselves or our own children, but the alternative is what--to live off of the state, which is part of what people were vilifying her for before?

___vanessa_ 12th-Sep-2012 08:23 pm (UTC)
lmao at octomom moving to my hood
episky_x 12th-Sep-2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
I'm looking forward to the day I run into her at Walmart.
___vanessa_ 12th-Sep-2012 08:50 pm (UTC)
i hope she comes into the mall when i'm working
zigzagzap 12th-Sep-2012 08:54 pm (UTC)
Da 661 (part of it)!
egowars 12th-Sep-2012 09:33 pm (UTC)
how can you stand it.. it is so fucking boring over there
crazyfirecrotch porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
unless it's gay porn

ch33rylips Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
AMEN
bluepassiflora Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
You can't post porn.
vampireweekend Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
str8 porn is wrong***
lexii314 Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 08:43 pm (UTC)
word
theflyingbeet Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 09:00 pm (UTC)
this
love_nicotine Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 09:07 pm (UTC)
Such truth.
tigermilk Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 09:20 pm (UTC)
omg porno duck lips
bordellos Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 09:22 pm (UTC)
dem duck lips
firelakie Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 09:28 pm (UTC)
They look like they're doing homework...
shanny_w Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 10:09 pm (UTC)
1 of them is, the other 2 are just copying
gaypornrocks Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 09:32 pm (UTC)
^^^
skeletwin Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 10:14 pm (UTC)
these guys are fug
hollis1975 Re: porn is wrong12th-Sep-2012 11:13 pm (UTC)
the bad hair, the stupid facial expressions the fact they are fug.....

this gif is hysterical
beatlesluv Re: porn is wrong13th-Sep-2012 07:54 pm (UTC)
Some straight porn is good. But it's literally like digging for a needle in a haystack of jank trash.
nene718 Re: porn is wrong13th-Sep-2012 09:02 pm (UTC)
this vanilla gay porn is wrong too
msbyn Re: porn is wrong16th-Sep-2012 04:55 am (UTC)
I keep seeing the blond cobra kai from the original karate kid. I'm confused as to why and how beiber's hair is there too.
deborahkla Re: porn is wrong18th-Sep-2012 02:10 am (UTC)

I second this. In fact, I also third, fourth and fifth this.
overandonewith Re: porn is wrong19th-Sep-2012 04:45 am (UTC)
theyre so pretty
forgethissmile Re: porn is wrong20th-Sep-2012 02:00 am (UTC)
So much Beiber hair.
pimentoplane 12th-Sep-2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
Good for her and the kids tbh.
brenden 12th-Sep-2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
palmdale is cheap as shit but i'd never be able to deal with the commute
mommycairenn 12th-Sep-2012 08:41 pm (UTC)
lucky for her she works from home ;)
happy_endings11 12th-Sep-2012 11:32 pm (UTC)
Yeah, no. I can't do the commute. Luckily we have a couple of good jobs and I have one of those.
die2nitelive4ev 12th-Sep-2012 08:24 pm (UTC)
As a mother I'm not sure I could live with myself thinking the food and house I was providing for my kids was funded by porn.
trixielollipop 12th-Sep-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
rme

Would you rather your kids starve and get put in foster homes?
die2nitelive4ev 12th-Sep-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
A foster home might be best for these kids, NGL.
actxappalledx 12th-Sep-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
I understand your point to a certain extent, but she has like 14 kids and no income, so tbh, i'm just kind of like.. do what you need to to make sure that they're all fed
fromyourashes 12th-Sep-2012 08:26 pm (UTC)
As a mother I'm not sure I could live with myself knowing my kids were homeless and hungry all because I couldn't get over my pride and self-respect, to be honest.

Snark aside, half of her kids will likely judge the hell out of her and go through hell because of her choices, but when you're in her position you do what you have to do. All that really matters is whether or not she raises them with love and does her best to be a good mom.
ch33rylips 12th-Sep-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
Lol nice to know your pride out weights taking care of your kids.
69love_songs 12th-Sep-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
right ok, better to let them starve!
vehiclesshockme 12th-Sep-2012 09:39 pm (UTC)
I honestly don't see anything wrong with it. She did a job, that's completely legal, to earn money to provide for her children.
yaywhitepeople 12th-Sep-2012 10:00 pm (UTC)
who currs - i found out my dad and stepmom run a phone sex business. i would care, but i got a new vaccum and a flip vid and money for a laptop and some cat pajamas when he forgot my birthday
agent99 12th-Sep-2012 11:09 pm (UTC)
Honestly as long as her kids are safe and cared for, it doesn't matter how she makes her money as long as she's safe about it. I don't care for the shaming. And I'd do anything to put food in my kid's bellies and keep a roof over their heads.
harmlessbondage 13th-Sep-2012 12:03 am (UTC)
people are defending her decision because otherwise her kids would've starved or whatever other excuse, but i can't be the only one who doesn't think there's anything shameful or illegitimate about doing porn willingly, without avoiding poverty as your motivation.

shit if somebody would pay me millions to masturbate on camera, i'd give you some dollars to buy a lamp and get rid of all that shade.
greencancer 14th-Sep-2012 12:37 am (UTC)
I completely understand how you feel but unfortunately, I doubt she had any other options.. not counting the "have your kids taken away" one.
nouns 15th-Sep-2012 06:02 pm (UTC)
idk if u quite understand how foster homes work in the real world, because if you did...
fromyourashes 12th-Sep-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
Good. Let her earn whatever she wants however she wants.
harmlessbondage 13th-Sep-2012 12:07 am (UTC)
YES. thank you.
supernature_971 12th-Sep-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
You do what you gotta do I guess.
squishinator 12th-Sep-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
5 bedrooms for 14 kids and 1 adult is still small. This bitch needs to move to some podunk midwestern town where here 2k a month (goddamn) will get her a HUGE 10 bedroom mansion. JFC.
unique_lilpixie 12th-Sep-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
less porn opportunities in the midwest maybe?
squishinator 12th-Sep-2012 08:32 pm (UTC)
is she planning to make this her main career then?
xtinkerbellax 12th-Sep-2012 08:35 pm (UTC)
Maybe she could do webcam stuff, I mean she's doing solo stuff now, does she have her own site?
glass_houses 12th-Sep-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
I thought that about the rooms, too. To get a 10 bedroom mansion here you'd have to make tens of thousands of dollars a month.
12dozenroses 12th-Sep-2012 09:43 pm (UTC)
Seriously, I live in Wisconsin and LOLed so much at the idea that 2k is cheap. My parents' mortgage is like $800/mo - and we're in an ~expensive suburb. My rent for a 2 bedroom apt is $450/mo in the same area. Woo Midwest.
dolldaggabuzzz 15th-Sep-2012 11:01 pm (UTC)
she could stay on the west coast. my boyfriend's bother just moved into a place in eastern oregon that's $800 a month for a three bedroom house! crazy shit
rewrittentime 12th-Sep-2012 08:25 pm (UTC)
"she's paying for her new digs with PORN MONEY."
PORN MONEY? oh no that's the worst kind of money!!!!
unique_lilpixie 12th-Sep-2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
and besides that, everyone knows she was broke and did porn... where else was the money gonna come from? Gotta do somethin' to pay the bills when society shuns you
judgmental 12th-Sep-2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
It pisses me off how scandalous~ they're trying to make it. If she's comfortable and not doing anything she doesn't want to on a professional enviroment, it's an honest job.
rewrittentime 12th-Sep-2012 08:37 pm (UTC)
exactly!
msloserrific 12th-Sep-2012 09:41 pm (UTC)
they make it seem like mob money or drug money or some shit
judgmental 12th-Sep-2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
should've gotten a conditioner
honeebs 12th-Sep-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
well take care of it yeahh ~.~
I would hate to hear about here problems 8 months from now.
fleuriee 12th-Sep-2012 08:29 pm (UTC)
Is she going to stop making her kids go to the potty in the garden then?
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