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'Stripper & Britney Spears Impersonator' Lorna Bliss Gives Shocking X Factor Audition
Having declared that she wanted to change the world through fishnets, her choice of a lime green bikini and body-stocking made sense.

Lorna Bliss scared Gary Barlow with her performance and annoyed Tulisa with her attitude as she took to the stage on the X Factor in their most x-rated audition ever. The 33-year-old stripper and Britney Spears impersonator boasted about her experience as she sort to become famous off the back of her audition.

'I'd like to be a household name, famous actress, famous singer, famous anything, famous cleaner if there were famous cleaners you know?'


With Nicole Shcerzinger struggling to spit her words out as the stripper took to the stage, Lorna said: 'It’s a body stocking babe'. She began singing Britney Spears, Dancing Till The World Ends, as she gyrated all over the judges with her dignity barely in tact. While Louis was happy to have the blonde on his lap, Tulisa tried to resist while Gary legged it into the audience.

Tulisa put her down and dismissed her ambitions saying: 'Ok, I think you are in this for the fame, not because you want to be a musician, or an artist.' While the aspiring star defended herself and said: 'I’m just doing what I’ve got to do to get in the game, the same as everyone else. I’m trying to stick out from the crowd as well that’s the whole point isn’t it?'

Unfortunately the judges were having none of it and Tulisa put her in her place once and for all.The N-Dubz star said: 'You just admitted to me that it’s just a game to you, you’ve got no passion for the music or being a singer or what it’s really about you’re just in it for the game.'
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tankmachine 10th-Sep-2012 02:43 am (UTC)
the opera rapper should have through ugh
ieatpianos 10th-Sep-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
do you have a clip
cevansfan 10th-Sep-2012 02:44 am (UTC)
oh dear
moustacherider 10th-Sep-2012 02:45 am (UTC)
I think this is even funnier muted (I'm at work lolol)

Edited at 2012-09-10 02:45 am (UTC)
hunty 10th-Sep-2012 02:46 am (UTC)
lol louis, don't even. you are such a bottom lbr.
chikachika_boom 10th-Sep-2012 02:54 am (UTC)
LOVE your icon
hunty 10th-Sep-2012 02:56 am (UTC)
ty <3
egowars 10th-Sep-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
the bottoms who swear up and down they're tops always kill me
forevergold217 10th-Sep-2012 02:46 am (UTC)
fierce bitch is fierce. Gary is just jealous.
fight4thislove 10th-Sep-2012 02:47 am (UTC)
right? Take That Who?
forevergold217 10th-Sep-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
he knows he'd never be able to pull off fishnet that well
kidfromurmemory 10th-Sep-2012 02:47 am (UTC)
wow at the judge that left the table when she came over. i'd do unmentionable things with him....



and ew at her.
velvetunicorn 10th-Sep-2012 03:23 am (UTC)
Gsry Barlow is a dream boat.
saywhatho 10th-Sep-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
yes bitch! werk!
fight4thislove 10th-Sep-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
nice to know Nicoles mouth still goes in that shape
hunty 10th-Sep-2012 02:48 am (UTC)
lol
mikeblitzz 10th-Sep-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
ummm excuse you how do you think she got the job
fight4thislove 10th-Sep-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
giiiiirl.
simr2277 10th-Sep-2012 03:01 am (UTC)
Why's she so shocked? She was a fucking pussycat doll...
starzangelus 10th-Sep-2012 03:24 am (UTC)
Jealous, tbh. I have TMJ and I wish I could open my mouth wider and longer... for reasons.
andres01234 10th-Sep-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
it's its natural state
ts231 10th-Sep-2012 06:28 am (UTC)
i've missed your nicole trolling bb <3
succubuzz 10th-Sep-2012 02:49 am (UTC)
M E S S
rubyboots 10th-Sep-2012 02:49 am (UTC)
she was so fucking gross, it wasn't even entertaining
bollyhood 10th-Sep-2012 02:50 am (UTC)
Loved it tbh.
grande_latte 10th-Sep-2012 02:50 am (UTC)
FLAWLESS BEING

HATERS ARE JEALOUS
forevergold217 10th-Sep-2012 03:12 am (UTC)
AMEN
karis_azura 10th-Sep-2012 06:45 am (UTC)
Seriously, that was entertaining as fuq, love me some second hand embarassment..
mikeblitzz 10th-Sep-2012 02:50 am (UTC)
"She began singing Britney Spears, Dancing Till The World Ends, as she gyrated all over the judges with her dignity barely in tact."


who the fuck wrote this
chikachika_boom 10th-Sep-2012 02:55 am (UTC)
LMAO
littlehayzay 10th-Sep-2012 02:57 am (UTC)
she actually said that in the clip which is why they wrote that (kinda pathetic that a britney spears impersonator doesn't even know the proper titles of the songs tho)

Edited at 2012-09-10 03:01 am (UTC)
mikeblitzz 10th-Sep-2012 03:02 am (UTC)
she's lucky I wasn't in the crowd
itscomicrelief 10th-Sep-2012 02:50 am (UTC)
I really want Gary to fuck me with his disappointing dick.


Edited at 2012-09-10 02:51 am (UTC)
mikeblitzz 10th-Sep-2012 02:51 am (UTC)
he's like really hot and that accent LORD
hunty 10th-Sep-2012 02:54 am (UTC)
ia, he could get it.
ieatpianos 10th-Sep-2012 03:04 am (UTC)
i don't follow these people; why'd you say it was disappointing
itscomicrelief 10th-Sep-2012 03:14 am (UTC)
It's my dickstimation of him
xanvalleys 10th-Sep-2012 03:43 am (UTC)
same ugh
coutureable 10th-Sep-2012 02:52 am (UTC)
HOLY second-hand embarrassment.
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