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Shhh, rumor has it that Adele married her boyfriend Simon Konecki in a super secret ceremony! The zillion-selling singer has been spotted out and about wearing a flashy new gold ring around her finger, and now some alleged attendees are spilling details to hungry news outlets. “They did get married, and I was present,” a source told the Daily Mail. “It was a fabulous occasion.” OK dude, we’re gonna need some more info here. “Adele was dressed in a classic attire and Simon looked very smart and joyous.”

Ehhh, still pretty generic. So, let’s take it over to the always-exciting Life & Style, whose cover features the most recent pics of the pregnant pop star out and about. “Adele and Simon managed to keep the baby news a secret for so long that there are rumors they’ve already gotten married, too,” says a friend. “She’s an old-fashioned girl and can’t wait to be part of a family unit. She just wants to focus on the baby and the man she loves.”