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12:35 pm - 09/02/2012

Box office disaster: 'Oogieloves' has the worst opening weekend of all time



After its inauspicious opening Wednesday, when the bizarre kiddie flick The Oogieloves in the BIG Balloon Adventure earned a shockingly low $47 average at each theater, it looked like it could be headed for the worst opening weekend of all time.

Well, it happened.

According to studio estimates, the colorful toddler-targeting entry, which is being distributed by Kenn Viselman Presents (Viselman formerly found massive success as producer of The Teletubbies) earned a truly awful $448,131 from 2,160 theaters in its debut three-day weekend.
That gross yielded a per theater average of $207. Yes, you’re reading that correctly: $207!

Just how low is that? Let’s pretend that the average ticket price for each customer was about $7 this weekend. That would mean that only 30 people saw Oogieloves at each theater — across all its showings — over the past three days.

The film, which stars a series of creepy costumed characters with names like Toofie, Zoozie, and Goobie, as well as a vacuum cleaner named J. Edgar (and not to mention Jamie Pressly, Cary Elwes, Christopher Lloyd, and Toni Braxton, whose heart will never unbreak now), cost $20 million to produce, and another reported $40 million to promote. Was the marketing money well spent? Judge for yourself in the trailer below:



Oogieloves steals the opening weekend “record” from Delgo, the misguided 2008 animation, which earned only $511,920 in its opening weekend from (cue scary Phantom of the Opera chord progression) 2,160 theaters — the same number as Oogieloves. There’s gotta be some sort of curse around that theater count.

Now, let me turn this hilarious story (if you’re a box office nerd like me) over to you, readers. Did you even know Oogieloves was coming out? Were you possibly one of the people who saw it this weekend? Are you surprised it bombed this badly?

Entertainment Weekly
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littlehayzay 2nd-Sep-2012 04:58 pm (UTC)
This looks like some weird fetish film, not a kid flick tbh.

pinkfunraven 2nd-Sep-2012 06:51 pm (UTC)
I honestly thought this movie was iffy to even consider watching for that same reason. I was confused as to who it was targeted to and who these characters were.
her_aspirations 3rd-Sep-2012 01:46 am (UTC)
icon love.
butterbuns 2nd-Sep-2012 04:59 pm (UTC)
The only reason I know this movie existed was the stupid commercial, and every time I heard the words "Coming out Ooogust 29th" I wanted to punch something.

That is a giagantic flop though.
cityxpretty 2nd-Sep-2012 06:22 pm (UTC)
Same, and they were always played on E! which does not seem like their target audience.
butterbuns 2nd-Sep-2012 06:23 pm (UTC)
I kept seeing them on like, Comedy and Mystery and shit, which also makes no sense.
juel1979 2nd-Sep-2012 06:30 pm (UTC)
That bit there seriously has a "stop trying to make fetch happen" vibe to it to me.

They seriously tried too hard.
fuk_q 2nd-Sep-2012 08:09 pm (UTC)
lol irl
rabbitncavylove 2nd-Sep-2012 10:21 pm (UTC)
I didn't get what this was at all when I saw the trailer.
lemoonaiding 3rd-Sep-2012 02:59 am (UTC)
the first time i saw the trailer was before magic mike. i didn't think it was a real movie at all. i thought it was some fake trailer and someone would start stripping.

i didnt know this and magic mike had the same demographic
candycheeks 2nd-Sep-2012 04:59 pm (UTC)
earned a shockingly low $47 average at each theater

damn
theantipoet 2nd-Sep-2012 04:59 pm (UTC)
never even heard of this movie.

I saw "Robot and Frank," which was amazing (<3 <3 <3 Susan Sarandon)
to_our_savior 2nd-Sep-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
I worked at a film festival that played that a few months back and I'm so upset I was working during every showing it looked so good
lalameanslove 2nd-Sep-2012 04:59 pm (UTC)
lol
tucker 2nd-Sep-2012 04:59 pm (UTC)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyzzyx_Road

lol I thought that movie with Katherine Heigl was the lowest box office ever
tucker 2nd-Sep-2012 05:00 pm (UTC)
alright well I guess the difference is that only opened in one theater it looks like lol
crystalzelda 2nd-Sep-2012 05:03 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but it was only released in one theater unlike Ooogieloves, which opened in over 2,000 theaters. So Oogieloves has the worst wide release opening of all time.
cuzilubb 2nd-Sep-2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
Budget $1.3 million
Box office $30

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beaddddddsss 2nd-Sep-2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
I'm going through the Wikipedia page and only 6 people every went to see this film in theaters.

Oh. My. Lawdy lawd.
anna_bea2 2nd-Sep-2012 05:29 pm (UTC)
lol omg
bienenkiste 2nd-Sep-2012 06:00 pm (UTC)
LMAO damn
celtic_thistle 2nd-Sep-2012 06:08 pm (UTC)
lol how does this even happen
judgmental 2nd-Sep-2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
Lmfao
treebraids 2nd-Sep-2012 08:05 pm (UTC)
I was hoping someone would mention it.
ncc_gqmf 3rd-Sep-2012 12:09 am (UTC)
MTE
venus_boy_love 2nd-Sep-2012 05:00 pm (UTC)
Do kids even know WTF this is? Maybe if it was a yo gabba gabba movie or a Fresh Beat Band movie, it would have done well.
juel1979 2nd-Sep-2012 06:31 pm (UTC)
Fuck, I'd be first in line for a Yo Gabba Gabba movie. LOL
timbershiver 2nd-Sep-2012 06:46 pm (UTC)
Me and my kid would move into a cinema if that happened
pinkfunraven 2nd-Sep-2012 06:55 pm (UTC)
Hell yeah, me too! Know that I think about it, a Yo Gabba Gabba is overdue.
sandstorm 2nd-Sep-2012 07:37 pm (UTC)
Especially if they play Dancing's Easy.

No, we need a BACKYARDIGANS MOVIE!
cuzilubb 2nd-Sep-2012 05:00 pm (UTC)
lol yikes 8/
sandstorm 2nd-Sep-2012 05:01 pm (UTC)
I never even heard of this before I saw the preview before ParaNorman...and will parents really pay high ticket prices so their kids can jump around to bright cartoon characters when they can stay home and do the same thing?
xoxotalli 2nd-Sep-2012 05:34 pm (UTC)
The target demographic for this movie are infants who can't go to movie theaters by themselves, and really, what parents would want to waste their Saturday night paying to watch this drivel when they can just turn on the TV?

Edited at 2012-09-02 05:36 pm (UTC)
juel1979 2nd-Sep-2012 06:32 pm (UTC)
Plus, with a high chance the kids will freak the fuck out (darkness, loud theatre, CREEPY FUCKING SHIT ON THE SCREEN!), this whole thing reeks of poor planning.
calliope1975 2nd-Sep-2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
Exactly. Toddlers aren't meant to go to the theaters. Shoulda been a TV show. I don't think Barney ever put a movie in the theaters. (could be wrong)
coulson 2nd-Sep-2012 05:02 pm (UTC)
lol wtf is this even
ellie_andrews 2nd-Sep-2012 05:02 pm (UTC)
Looks horrifying.
cammiec 2nd-Sep-2012 05:03 pm (UTC)
That's a lot for this creepy-looking movie, tbh.
a_new_haven 2nd-Sep-2012 05:14 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I was surprised it did that well.
xpirate_queenx 2nd-Sep-2012 05:03 pm (UTC)
Quelle surprise.
houndooms 2nd-Sep-2012 05:04 pm (UTC)
lmao when i took my cousin to see brave there was a trailer for this before it and it was the most wtf thing i've ever seen
ellie_andrews 2nd-Sep-2012 05:04 pm (UTC)
I only knew what it was because our local theater had a giant display of it in the lobby with a button you could press and hear the characters talk.

I bet the employees hated that damn thing.
invisible_cunt 2nd-Sep-2012 05:30 pm (UTC)
oh man the amount of teenagers that probably abused it
harleenfrances 2nd-Sep-2012 08:38 pm (UTC)
i think the employees broke it at the theater i go to a lot cause it never worked LOL. i would have if i worked there tbh.
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