8:05 am - 08/31/2012
"I don't know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. He's like every other red-blooded American man – he wants to get drunk and go out with hookers."
– Nathan Lane, weighing in on the prince's Las Vegas photo flap, at a New York fund-raiser for President Barack Obama
"The 'Duke' has landed!"
– Bill Rancic, announcing the birth of his and wife Giuliana's son Edward Duke, on Twitter
"I want to be a doctor, a nurse, a hair saloner, a makeup saloner, work at Wal-Mart, work at Kmart, work at McDonald's where I can eat all the chicken nuggets and work at a hotel so I can go swimming. And I wanna be a mama too!"
– Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, on her career aspirations after retiring from beauty pageants, to PEOPLE
"I always send my publicist videos and she goes, 'Where do you find these?' Obviously I'm not busy enough."
– Ashley Greene, on her obsession with cat videos on YouTube, to PEOPLE
"Breast Pump insteada Fist Pump"
– Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, revealing her changed priorities after the birth of son Lorenzo, on Twitter
"I have a two-story house and a very bad memory. I'm up and down those stairs all the time."
– Betty White, joking about her fitness routine, to PEOPLE
"Thrilled Ann Romney says ModFam is her favorite show. We'll offer her the role of officiant at Mitch & Cam's wedding. As soon as it's legal."
– Modern Family creator Steve Levitan, in response to Ann Romney calling the ABC sitcom her favorite show, on Twitter
"I was like 'Hey, I was on Alias.' She's like, 'Nope.' I'm like, 'Wedding Crashers?'"
– Bradley Cooper, on how rescue dog Charlotte was unfazed by his star status, on Live! with Kelly
"It's one of the hardest things, to be a bastard for two hours and 40 minutes. I'm not used to that as an actor, to make people not like me."
– John Stamos, on playing ruthless politician Joseph Cantwell in the Broadway play The Best Man, to PEOPLE
"It will be out soon! I can tell from first hand experience, it is tasty."
– President Barack Obama, answering a user's question about the White House's beer recipe, during a Reddit AMA
Poll #1863581
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 486
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-) xoxo
People's Top Ten Celeb Quotes of the Week!
"I don't know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. He's like every other red-blooded American man – he wants to get drunk and go out with hookers."
– Nathan Lane, weighing in on the prince's Las Vegas photo flap, at a New York fund-raiser for President Barack Obama
"The 'Duke' has landed!"
– Bill Rancic, announcing the birth of his and wife Giuliana's son Edward Duke, on Twitter
"I want to be a doctor, a nurse, a hair saloner, a makeup saloner, work at Wal-Mart, work at Kmart, work at McDonald's where I can eat all the chicken nuggets and work at a hotel so I can go swimming. And I wanna be a mama too!"
– Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, on her career aspirations after retiring from beauty pageants, to PEOPLE
"I always send my publicist videos and she goes, 'Where do you find these?' Obviously I'm not busy enough."
– Ashley Greene, on her obsession with cat videos on YouTube, to PEOPLE
"Breast Pump insteada Fist Pump"
– Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, revealing her changed priorities after the birth of son Lorenzo, on Twitter
"I have a two-story house and a very bad memory. I'm up and down those stairs all the time."
– Betty White, joking about her fitness routine, to PEOPLE
"Thrilled Ann Romney says ModFam is her favorite show. We'll offer her the role of officiant at Mitch & Cam's wedding. As soon as it's legal."
– Modern Family creator Steve Levitan, in response to Ann Romney calling the ABC sitcom her favorite show, on Twitter
"I was like 'Hey, I was on Alias.' She's like, 'Nope.' I'm like, 'Wedding Crashers?'"
– Bradley Cooper, on how rescue dog Charlotte was unfazed by his star status, on Live! with Kelly
"It's one of the hardest things, to be a bastard for two hours and 40 minutes. I'm not used to that as an actor, to make people not like me."
– John Stamos, on playing ruthless politician Joseph Cantwell in the Broadway play The Best Man, to PEOPLE
"It will be out soon! I can tell from first hand experience, it is tasty."
– President Barack Obama, answering a user's question about the White House's beer recipe, during a Reddit AMA
Poll #1863581
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 486
Which celeb had THE BEST quote this week?
View Answers
| Nathan Ain't Lyin' Lane |
   34 (7.1%) |
| Congrats to the Rancic's! |
| 2 (0.4%) |
| HoneyBooBoo |
| 72 (15.1%) |
| Ashley lolcats |
| 19 (4.0%) |
| Snooki gettin' suckled |
| 5 (1.0%) |
| ONTD's Grandma |
| 45 (9.4%) |
| Steve is a MoFa mofo |
| 157 (32.8%) |
| Bradley pooper scooer Cooper |
| 33 (6.9%) |
| Johnny Broadway |
| 4 (0.8%) |
| Prost to the POTUS |
| 107 (22.4%) |
Source:
http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,2
HAPPY FRIDAY, ONTD! :-) xoxo
she's so precious
Also, I noticed how they have cargo trains like 2 metres from the house, that has to be a pain in the ass... and they don't even have a fence!
(I'm in a super good mood today lol!)
i miss your britney icon
I have rosacea and I am freaking the fuck out
I'm so disgusted rn
I LOVE SCIENCE
i'd still hit it
i love her tbh
got my vote because of where he said it, tbh
GOOOOOOOD MORNING
morning gawjus
I am so crazy about Cillian Murphy <3
This is from Red Eye right?
My mom has the same workout regime as Betty White. Reason why she wants us to move to a one floor house.