For the "imaginary friends" thing with Suri, I bet she just says that the guest rooms are for her imaginary friends. Like they're not specially set up for her imaginary friends. She's just messing around.
My daughter has three imaginary dragon friends. Doh, Goldie, and Hinky are in hibernation in our guest room because according to my daughter "Once your turn 7 they can't come out to play as often." Ugh, it makes me so very sad.
You guys, a squirrel just stole my lunch. I decided to eat outside with some friends today because it's so pretty outside, and the squirrel popped out of the fence my seat was next to, quickly took my top bread slice and left, I laughed because it was so wtf and cute, and then the fucker came back and took MY ENTIRE CHEESE, AVOCADO, AND TURKEY on the second slice of bread in the speed of light and scurried away.
There was an abundance of nuts and goodies on the other side of the fence, but I'm guessing his mentality was, "why settle for fish when you can steal the lobster?" Motherfucker was crafty.
Fuckin' squirrels.
jk jk
what kind of drugs?
and mythagoowoods is a really awful LJ lmao