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1:35 am - 08/28/2012

ROBERT PATTINSON 'TO SPEND MILLIONS ON POST KRISTEN STEWART MAKEOVER'

  IS R-PATZ GETTING A NEW WEAVE?  
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There's been a lot of awful news around Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders recently, but one great thing we've taken away from it all (because we're shallow and practically dead inside) is how HOT Rob's been looking since the affair was revealed.

He opened the New York Stock Exchange looking more delicious than a buy one get one free sale st Gregg's, he's made countless TV appearances smouldering with sexyness (even when he's talking about cereal), and has been on many a red carpet looking so beautiful we want do things to him that we probably shouldn't write down.
But apparently, he's planning on spending frick loadsa cash on a makeover.
"Rob wants to show Kristen what she's thrown away," a snitch told Look magazine.

"He's spent a fortune in the past two weeks on his hair, teeth whitening and a spray tan. He's bought an array of Gucci suits, which cost £2,000 a pop and he's stepping up his exercise regime with trainer Tamsyn Hamilton to get in shape." 
Rob, buddy, you look stonkin' already. No need to touch yourself.
We'll gladly do the honours.

posted for lols tbh hahahaha
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warsawed 27th-Aug-2012 11:44 pm (UTC)


werq that weave girl
smolderhotter 27th-Aug-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
omg
chrisgold 27th-Aug-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
Hmmm...kinda giving me a Fabio vibe.
hrdtxpln 27th-Aug-2012 11:52 pm (UTC)
MTE. Can't tell if that's a good or bad thing.

I swear it's the face shape and hair.

trex_in_boots 28th-Aug-2012 03:23 am (UTC)
He could be the new Fabio when he gets a bit older and then all the teens that are/were die-hard Twi-hards they could buy books with him on it and continue their fantasies.
woollymammoth 27th-Aug-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
wat
arwens 27th-Aug-2012 11:47 pm (UTC)
dead
gigglyvapidslut 27th-Aug-2012 11:47 pm (UTC)
a hybrid of fabio and kstew :O
jiyeung 27th-Aug-2012 11:50 pm (UTC)
omg
mechanically 27th-Aug-2012 11:50 pm (UTC)
LOL
imkevinspacey 27th-Aug-2012 11:55 pm (UTC)
lmao
bienenkiste 27th-Aug-2012 11:58 pm (UTC)
serving sum jennifer carpenter realness no offense
odeeryme 28th-Aug-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
lmao
blessedbell 28th-Aug-2012 12:08 am (UTC)
perfect first comment
psykoangel 28th-Aug-2012 12:14 am (UTC)
fucking ded
goldynchickie 28th-Aug-2012 12:25 am (UTC)
he betta werk!
the_landlady 28th-Aug-2012 12:28 am (UTC)
I can't help but think this was really made by some twi-mom for her erotic fanfiction.
hollis1975 28th-Aug-2012 12:37 am (UTC)
he looks like fabio's son
swanqween 28th-Aug-2012 12:49 am (UTC)
this is what i hoped i would see when i opened this post
shining_starsxx 28th-Aug-2012 01:08 am (UTC)
Beautiful.
shanny_w 28th-Aug-2012 02:12 am (UTC)
he could make quite a lot of money on the cover of lusty romance novels
zygopetalum 28th-Aug-2012 02:29 am (UTC)
get it, get it
anarchist_love 28th-Aug-2012 05:32 pm (UTC)
LOLZ, love this.
woollymammoth 27th-Aug-2012 11:44 pm (UTC)
lol he won't even spend $2000 on a car. You tried.
on_my_heart 27th-Aug-2012 11:49 pm (UTC)
LOL Mte.
cruel_idol 27th-Aug-2012 11:44 pm (UTC)
Spray tan?
hrdtxpln 27th-Aug-2012 11:52 pm (UTC)
Can't be vampish with a spray tan.
cruel_idol 27th-Aug-2012 11:53 pm (UTC)
Oh yea :X
jmakspi 27th-Aug-2012 11:44 pm (UTC)
does this mean he's going to stop buying cars off craigslist
mortoeroe 27th-Aug-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
so much second-hand embarrassment just thinking of him getting a spray tan to make kstew jealous.
warsawed 27th-Aug-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
looks like jersey shore is more influential that we first believed

she be stalkin his life all over the boardwalk!
gpin2084 27th-Aug-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
boy is gonna get so much ass from this.
spunkstar 27th-Aug-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
the best revenge is massive success. get it rob!
alzzers 28th-Aug-2012 12:29 am (UTC)
lol I just used that exact saying in the Gabby Douglas post. Lots of revenge-success going around, I guess.
fangirlpuppet 27th-Aug-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
lol
cherisheddesire 27th-Aug-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
"IS R-PATZ GETTING A NEW WEAVE?"
lmao
noon 27th-Aug-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
mte
bienenkiste 27th-Aug-2012 11:59 pm (UTC)
OMG YOUR ICON <3
chrisgold 27th-Aug-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
These stories are getting stupid now. I can't wait for some real info. I wonder when BD promo will start this year?
britneyrocks26 28th-Aug-2012 12:00 am (UTC)
BD promo started a long time ago. It started with all those annoying EW covers, and the release of the trailer.
chrisgold 28th-Aug-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
I meant hardcore promo with interviews and such. When did Rob and Ashley start last year. Was it mid October?
ponpiri 28th-Aug-2012 12:59 am (UTC)
lol right. He's been dressing like a bum before Stew and will dress like a moderately successful bum after Stew
sowhat_whocares 28th-Aug-2012 02:55 am (UTC)
for real. I'd think this was amusing if it came out maybe, 2w post affair blow up...but now its just annoying how desperate they are in the wake of no actual news.
natywentz 27th-Aug-2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
this troll post SMH
smolderhotter 27th-Aug-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
hahahaha
kofo4 27th-Aug-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
what?
grapefruitzzz 27th-Aug-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
He's going to clip his facenails?
noon 27th-Aug-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
omg
hawaii_bombay 27th-Aug-2012 11:56 pm (UTC)
OMG
bienenkiste 28th-Aug-2012 12:00 am (UTC)
LMAAO
jellibeen 28th-Aug-2012 01:02 am (UTC)
lmao dead
juryrig 28th-Aug-2012 02:29 am (UTC)
What the fuck. D: Damn, biology.
thetrustoryofme 28th-Aug-2012 02:04 pm (UTC)
this reminds me of the hpv out of control that causes the "tree people" disease.
oh_sailor 28th-Aug-2012 02:37 pm (UTC)
fuck, that's so sad :(
muzicnem 29th-Aug-2012 05:33 pm (UTC)
I feel like this is gonna make me nauseous looking at it.

Edit: N/m, it wasn't too bad. Feel badly for that poor lady though. :(

Edited at 2012-08-29 05:36 pm (UTC)
nicholasdee 27th-Aug-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
bullshit he didn't buy an array of gucci suits.

when has this guy ever been seen in a suit beside a premiere, where he is being dressed by the designers.
ourferocity 27th-Aug-2012 11:53 pm (UTC)
plus he doesn't actually buy the suits. gucci literally sends him like 10 at a time. free advertising.
nicholasdee 28th-Aug-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
yeah, thats what i mean. he gets stuff sent to him to wear for events
protectedsex 27th-Aug-2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
Quite the girly thing to do, but I dig it.
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