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One Of the Most Sexist Ads Yet: Axe's Headless Breast Ad

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headless set of breasts sits at an office desk. No, this isn't some twisted horror film, it's an Axe ad.

The spot for Axe men's hair product features two main characters: a full (male) head of hair on tiny legs and the aforementioned headless breasts, also with its own pair of legs. The two eyeless creatures "stare" longingly at each other across the office, share an elevator ride, almost sit next to each other at lunch and finally morph into full-fledged human beings at the bus stop after work.



The ad's tagline? "Hair. It's what girls see first." The implication seems to be that a woman's breasts are what boys and men see first, all they see, in fact -- remember, the breasts are headless -- at least for the first five times they meet her and/or until they fall in love with her.

The commercial is set to "True Love Will Find You In The End" by Daniel Johnston, because obviously it's a love story for the ages.

Unilever, the company that makes Axe, has a history of advertising the product line with commercials that depict women in a questionable manner. One past ad showed a man showering after what appeared to be a one night stand with a woman and instructed men to use the product to "scrub away the skank." In October 2011 another Axe ad showed female angels giving up divinity for a man who smelled good. (Said ad was banned in South Africa.) Jezebel even dubbed the company "the cheap toiletry equivalent of the He-Man Woman Haters Club."

But not everyone disagrees with Axe's brand positioning or even the headless breasts. In an Ad Rants defense of the most recent spot, Steve Hall writes: All the brand has done, and always has done, is celebrate the carnal desire that is ever present between man and woman. It's an innately human desire. It's a fact of life.



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whiskybars 23rd-Aug-2012 12:00 am (UTC)
axe's commercials have always been sexist and gross but this takes it to the next level

Edited at 2012-08-23 12:02 am (UTC)
subterranean_ca 23rd-Aug-2012 12:08 am (UTC)
I just love how they say, "the first thing a woman notices is a man's hair" which then implies by the headless boobs that the first impression of a woman can be boiled down to a pair of tits.

Fuck this.
hellb 24th-Aug-2012 12:49 pm (UTC)
I don't notice a man's hair, the first think I look at/notice is his FACE. Cuz if his face ain't appealing, don't matter what the rest of his shit looks like....he can GTFO.
beatlesluv 23rd-Aug-2012 12:47 am (UTC)
MTE
sky3205 23rd-Aug-2012 01:43 am (UTC)
I actually like this one
I'm not sure if it was shown in the US
browniecakemix 23rd-Aug-2012 03:38 am (UTC)
They recently had such a sweet one tho, the Susan Glenn one, which makes me resent this one even more tbh because now I know that the Axe marketing team is capable of not being totally awful people yet chooses to be anyway.
smolderhotter 23rd-Aug-2012 12:00 am (UTC)
we discussed it on twitter and it's GROSS.
wonderwomanhero 23rd-Aug-2012 12:00 am (UTC)


Ugh Axe is disgusting. The guys in class used to spray it on themselves all the time and it smelled nasty as shit.
sweet_honesty 23rd-Aug-2012 12:22 am (UTC)
It makes it super easy to tell which guys to avoid, though
beatlesluv 23rd-Aug-2012 12:47 am (UTC)
It smells so rank - too strong. Nagl at all.
anus 23rd-Aug-2012 01:01 am (UTC)
A guy I sat next to did that as well! I was always like wtf why are you doing this shit in class
cityxpretty 23rd-Aug-2012 01:10 am (UTC)
My brother uses it every time he goes to hang out with this girl. He sprays SO MUCH at once and it fills the whole hallway.
stuckmodebabe 23rd-Aug-2012 03:19 am (UTC)
My sister's boyfriend sprays it on every time he comes over so when I pick him up occasionally, he reeks of it. My sister loves the smell, though...but she's 14 so I can forgive her.
ritzyroxie 23rd-Aug-2012 12:01 am (UTC)
vivisexion 23rd-Aug-2012 12:01 am (UTC)
sandstorm 23rd-Aug-2012 12:03 am (UTC)
I'm not sure what's funnier here, the expression or the camera sway.
classic_mold137 23rd-Aug-2012 12:35 am (UTC)
the camera sway
myxwill 23rd-Aug-2012 12:47 am (UTC)
mte Hank Hill. This is just asinine!
srparker328 23rd-Aug-2012 12:01 am (UTC)
ridiculous, fucking primitive
bexclare 23rd-Aug-2012 12:31 am (UTC)
Is that the girl from La Roux?
comalies 23rd-Aug-2012 12:35 am (UTC)
Yup. "There's far more ways to be sexy than to dress in a miniskirt and a tank top … I think you attract a certain kind of man by dressing like that. Women wonder why they get beaten up, or have relationships with arsehole men. Because you attracted one, you twat."
briknowsbest 23rd-Aug-2012 12:02 am (UTC)
What the fuck
josiefier 23rd-Aug-2012 12:02 am (UTC)
I saw this on TV two days ago and legit could not figure out what was going on until the end. Then I was disgusted.
bagelsvswaffles 23rd-Aug-2012 12:02 am (UTC)
People still use Axe?
hidemythunder 23rd-Aug-2012 12:11 am (UTC)
middle school boys. as a teacher i can vouch for that.
givemethepeasx 23rd-Aug-2012 12:46 am (UTC)
lol yes. i remember my brother used to bathe in the stuff when he was younger.
musicboxwaltz 23rd-Aug-2012 02:49 am (UTC)
what is a teacher doing on ONTD?
berry_wish 23rd-Aug-2012 04:55 am (UTC)
Half of them don't know to wear deodorant yet, and half of them bathe in Axe. And then the girls spend their time before the bell spraying themselves with glittery bath and body works business. Sometimes I wish I could be like "Okay kids. Today we're doing a lesson on hygiene and appropriate smells"
punishermax 23rd-Aug-2012 12:11 am (UTC)
I used to use their body wash. I just liked the smell honestly.
invisible_cunt 23rd-Aug-2012 01:30 am (UTC)
my 23 yr old cousin
teamdowney 23rd-Aug-2012 02:05 am (UTC)
My boyfriend uses their body wash. I don't care, he smells good.
veryshortlist 23rd-Aug-2012 05:31 am (UTC)
mte, hoechlin.
buttercup31 23rd-Aug-2012 12:02 am (UTC)
Completely unsurprising coming from Axe.
buttercup31 23rd-Aug-2012 12:07 am (UTC)
Instead of these sexist damn commercials they need to teach these little boys not to bathe in it. The olfactory system can only take so much abuse.
punishermax 23rd-Aug-2012 12:16 am (UTC)
Oh man, I remember in high school the gym locker room smelled of nothing but pure Axe. Guys sprayed in fucking ALL THE TIME.
mechanically 23rd-Aug-2012 12:03 am (UTC)
So nice to know that I'm a valued member of society. Thanks Axe.
reidacted 23rd-Aug-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
This glorious comment.
subterranean_ca 23rd-Aug-2012 12:13 am (UTC)
Whaa...I'm sorry, I was too busy staring at your boobs, because that's the only first impression women make.
mechanically 23rd-Aug-2012 12:31 am (UTC)
investing in some Forehead Tittaes rn

anydoppelganger 23rd-Aug-2012 01:52 am (UTC)
lolol A+
phillymademe 23rd-Aug-2012 12:03 am (UTC)
ugh
heulog 23rd-Aug-2012 12:03 am (UTC)
But why is the male character essentially a head of hair? I can at least get that they're saying boobs are what men are drawn to, but what the hell at the "guy" in this idea being whittled down only to his... hair? What am I missing here?
ritzyroxie 23rd-Aug-2012 12:06 am (UTC)
At the end of the commercial there's text that says something along the lines of "Hair: It's what girls (ofc rme) see first".
heulog 23rd-Aug-2012 12:08 am (UTC)
Ohhh. Dumbass-me obviously didn't read and just assumed this was for the bodyspray. Derp.

Oddly, I think hair is the very last thing I notice on men.
skeet_skeet 23rd-Aug-2012 12:08 am (UTC)
They're wrong of course, because I'm always looking for dat dickprint.








;)
cityxpretty 23rd-Aug-2012 01:04 am (UTC)
His hair looks bad though.
brosling 23rd-Aug-2012 12:07 am (UTC)
the ad says "hair. it's what women see first"
r4wrdinosaur 23rd-Aug-2012 12:09 am (UTC)
I think it's an ad for Axe shampoo? Not sure.
toke 23rd-Aug-2012 12:03 am (UTC)
Axe is shit. I lied and told my boyfriend I was allergic to it just so he'd stop wearing it
el_natural 23rd-Aug-2012 12:10 am (UTC)
well done bb!
juryrig 23rd-Aug-2012 12:14 am (UTC)
My husband is allergic to it (and many other perfumes). Bless him tbh.
djan31 23rd-Aug-2012 03:36 pm (UTC)
Haha, me too.
When I was in middle school, I was at the mall with my best guy friend, and we were trying out perfumes and colognes in Hollister. Well, I sprayed one on my chest and kind of...patted it because it wasn't really spread. A few minutes later, my chest and palms were beet red and just scorching, and my friend had to really awkwardly scoop some water out of a water bottle and rub it on my chest (because I couldn't do it because the perfume was all over my hands, too). I mean, he is gay and this wasn't the first or last time he would touch my breasts, but it was hilariously awkward.
daianara 23rd-Aug-2012 12:40 am (UTC)
lmao nice
beatlesluv 23rd-Aug-2012 12:56 am (UTC)
One more man who has stopped using this flop product thanks to you. Glory be sis!
killetheth 23rd-Aug-2012 01:17 am (UTC)
lmao i need to try this with mine
hoodoo 23rd-Aug-2012 01:31 am (UTC)
+1 for being awesome
solookup 23rd-Aug-2012 01:36 am (UTC)
ugh I wish I used that excuse. Now I'm still stuck with it. Well, he only uses the body wash so it doesn't smell as bad.
abiding 23rd-Aug-2012 02:32 am (UTC)
lmao excellent
larastone 23rd-Aug-2012 12:03 am (UTC)
not only is it disgusting, it's lazy. put some fucking thought into it if you're gonna be sexist. i wanna see men having snowball fights with the writings of bell hooks or pissing all over a piece of affirmative action legislation. come on now, shit.
yououghtaknow 23rd-Aug-2012 12:05 am (UTC)
ikr this is preschool sexism right hurr
noon 23rd-Aug-2012 12:16 am (UTC)
omg the day i see bell hooks used in an axe ad....
beatlesluv 23rd-Aug-2012 12:54 am (UTC)
ILU for this flaw free and accurate comment.
chihaya19 23rd-Aug-2012 01:05 am (UTC)
bell hooks <3
warsawed 23rd-Aug-2012 01:53 am (UTC)
bell hooks mentioned on ontd :')

celebrating this moment forever
browniecakemix 23rd-Aug-2012 03:40 am (UTC)
dead @ snowball fights with the writings of bell hooks

sadly my takeaway from that would probably just be "wow, they know who bell hooks is, I'm impressed"
secretly 23rd-Aug-2012 05:09 pm (UTC)
lol you would
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