8:32 am - 08/23/2012

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore star
Rhian Sugden, Had sex-texting affair with married TV host
Danica Thrall, Professionally seduces men online for gifts & TV lesbian porn
Samantha Brick, Beautiful Daily Mail Writer
Prince Lorenzo Borghese, The Bachelor star
Ashley McKenzie, Judo Olympian who lost
Cheryl Fergison, Soap actress
Coleen Nolan, Talk show host
MC Harvey, Cheated on Alesha Dixon
Julian Clary, Gay comedian
Julie Goodyear, Soap actress
Jasmine Lennard, Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriend
Martin Kemp, Actor-musician

Jasmine Lennard, Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriend and serial reality show villain
Everybody saw it coming but secretly nobody wanted it to happen - Jasmine Lennard was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house tonight.
The controversial housemate was kicked off after she caused her share of dramas and foul-mouthed rants.
But what made for good viewing was ultimately the end of her stay inside the infamous house.
Jasmine was the first housemate to be evicted after she went up against her rival Rhian Sugden in the public vote.
When presented Brian Dowling announced her fate, Jasmine said: "Do I look like I give a f*** right now?"
In her post-eviction interview, Brian asked the feisty single mother how it felt to be the first housemate given the boot.
She said: "I'm so pleased it's over. I would have stayed there for my son but I did not want to carry on."
And when people asked why she thought the public saved Rhian, she replied: "She's nice and dull. People like dull people."
But before she left the CBB world forever, Jasmine described her fellow female housemates as "skanky girls". Nice.
There was a lot of drama in tonight's episode, including Julian Clarey calling Coleen Nolan fat and more shocking home truths.
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Who was evicted first from Celebrity Big Brother?

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore star
Rhian Sugden, Had sex-texting affair with married TV host
Danica Thrall, Professionally seduces men online for gifts & TV lesbian porn
Samantha Brick, Beautiful Daily Mail Writer
Prince Lorenzo Borghese, The Bachelor star
Ashley McKenzie, Judo Olympian who lost
Cheryl Fergison, Soap actress
Coleen Nolan, Talk show host
MC Harvey, Cheated on Alesha Dixon
Julian Clary, Gay comedian
Julie Goodyear, Soap actress
Jasmine Lennard, Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriend
Martin Kemp, Actor-musician

Jasmine Lennard, Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriend and serial reality show villain
Everybody saw it coming but secretly nobody wanted it to happen - Jasmine Lennard was evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house tonight.
The controversial housemate was kicked off after she caused her share of dramas and foul-mouthed rants.
But what made for good viewing was ultimately the end of her stay inside the infamous house.
Jasmine was the first housemate to be evicted after she went up against her rival Rhian Sugden in the public vote.
When presented Brian Dowling announced her fate, Jasmine said: "Do I look like I give a f*** right now?"
In her post-eviction interview, Brian asked the feisty single mother how it felt to be the first housemate given the boot.
She said: "I'm so pleased it's over. I would have stayed there for my son but I did not want to carry on."
And when people asked why she thought the public saved Rhian, she replied: "She's nice and dull. People like dull people."
But before she left the CBB world forever, Jasmine described her fellow female housemates as "skanky girls". Nice.
There was a lot of drama in tonight's episode, including Julian Clarey calling Coleen Nolan fat and more shocking home truths.
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they cancelled that show over a decade ago here and we were the first country to air it.
oh well holland is weird.
iirc, Holland still shows The Mole? If so, I'm infinitely jealous; I loved that show and would swap it for this crock of shit a trillion times over :(
ETA: And seriously, the woman who wrote the "Why Women Hate Me" Daily Fail article is a contestant? LAWL.
Edited at 2012-08-22 10:49 pm (UTC)
Celebrity RehabIan with an R and Danica needs to gtfo they're playing a game and Jasmine didn't lie about what she said
Also im gonna cut a bitch if Prince Lorenzo goes up for eviction tonight he's so damn nice and chill and Julie is an old hag who needs to gtfo now
LOVE Rhian <333
/all i have to contribute
oop @ her
she was crazy which was good entertainment but she was also really annoying in her craziness.
I think I'll miss her.
I've been catching up on the show on Youtube over the last couple of days and it's been quite enjoyable so far :) It obviously has nothing on other seasons like Big Brother 7 (2006) but it's mildly enjoyable.
It's quite cringe-worthy to watch The Situation. He's so dense that I'm actually embarrassed for him (Since he doesn't have enough sense to know he should be humiliated at his lack of education and intelligence) He asked what the word 'function' meant, for Christ's sake.
I don't know who the majority of the 'celebrities' are but I did enjoy Julie and Cheryl's soap opera staged fight on the first night. I found it funny that Samantha Brick essentially admitted that she's found a niche market for penning inflammatory journalistic pieces and doesn't really believe what she's written. Whether that's merely a defense mechanism against possible backlash in the house or the truth, I guess we'll never really know. I quite like Martin Kemp. He's seems like a very sweet man.
Edited at 2012-08-23 04:22 am (UTC)
I kind of wanted her to stay to be honest, Rhian is really boring -___-