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4:46 pm - 08/19/2012

The Odd Life of Timothy Green will make you cry. HARD.



Every weekend, parents around the country are faced with deciding if the movies playing at the multiplex are “safe” for their children to watch. Usually, “safe” translates to a G or PG rating. But, as any former child can tell you, some G-and-PG-rated movies geared for children can end up being the most traumatic moviegoing experiences of all.

Case in point, this weekend’s The Odd Life of Timothy Green. (Warning: SPOILERS follow, but parents may appreciate the advance warning!) The film follows Cindy and Jim Green (Jennifer Garner and Joel Edgerton), a married couple struggling to start a family, who one night bury a box in their backyard filled with their dearest hopes and dreams for their imagined child. Soon after, young Timothy Green (CJ Adams) pops up on their doorstep. He’s got leaves growing out of his ankles, and he seems preternaturally capable of fulfilling his adopted parents’ aforementioned dearest hopes and dreams.

But as the title of the film directly implies, Timothy Green’s time on the planet is finite. That development proved just too emotionally overwhelming for at least two young boys who saw the movie this weekend; their devastation was so touching — and, let’s face it, hilarious – that their parents couldn’t help but record it and post it to YouTube. Check it out below:



First of all, Disney has a brilliant new marketing campaign on their hands: “It was SUPER SAD!” says one critic! “There were so many happy and sad moments!” says another!

But witnessing these boys parents’ help them talk through their sorrow, I was most reminded of my own blubbering reaction to the harrowing climax of 1983′s Superman III: An evil supercomputer grows sentient and absorbs one of the film’s villains (Annie Ross) inside it, transforming her into a cyborg. When I saw the movie for the first time in our family’s basement as a six-year-old kid, this scene left me thoroughly horrified. And when the supercomputer later tried to absorb Superman and turn him into a cyborg, it proved way too much for me to bear. I raced upstairs to my father, incoherent with tears, until he coaxed me back down to the basement, where he stood by the TV as I watched huddled on the stairs until I saw that Superman did indeed triumph over evil.

I don’t know if another sequence from a feature film has more deeply affected me to this day. Watching it now, the adult part of me can recognize how cheap and silly it all actually plays. But it also leaves me with a pit of anxiety in my stomach that I know will stay with me for hours (at least).

http://family-room.ew.com/2012/08/19/odd-life-of-timothy-green-ending-devastating/

jezemel 19th-Aug-2012 10:07 pm (UTC)
Call me when your parents make you watch Where the Red Fern Grows.
edwardemmett09 19th-Aug-2012 10:08 pm (UTC)
Or Old Yeller.
chimbleysweep 19th-Aug-2012 10:08 pm (UTC)
We do not speak about Old Yeller.
sursumcorda 19th-Aug-2012 10:09 pm (UTC)
Or Up.
backupblood 19th-Aug-2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
Or Bridge to Terabithia. Remember how Disney promoted that as a magical journey and not a magical journey of young tears?
sandstorm 19th-Aug-2012 10:19 pm (UTC)
Or...Grave of the Fireflies.
cricketgrl 19th-Aug-2012 10:11 pm (UTC)
E.T.
lachica2000 19th-Aug-2012 10:12 pm (UTC)
Fuck that movie.
mighty_romance 19th-Aug-2012 10:15 pm (UTC)
My mom had to console me for like an hour after I watched that movie because I was so fucking devastated.
mixtupbutterfly 19th-Aug-2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
Old Dan and Little Ann... greatest book ever! The movie is pretty damn good too :) And yes, it's seriously sad :(
thetrustoryofme 19th-Aug-2012 10:25 pm (UTC)
or bambi.
ragechill 19th-Aug-2012 10:47 pm (UTC)
My sister and I cried through a lot of "A little Princess"
romp 19th-Aug-2012 11:37 pm (UTC)
I stopped reading books about animals after Black Beauty. Granted, it was the book but I was devastated.
hardcoreninja11 20th-Aug-2012 01:01 am (UTC)
OMFG. That killed me as a kid. Even weeks after I saw it I would just spontaneously because I'd always just start thinking about certain scenes and it would make me sad all over again.
joseishijin 20th-Aug-2012 01:40 am (UTC)
OMG. Lump in my throat at just the thought of Where the Red Fern Grows.

A pox on the makers of Old Yeller. *sob*
kawaiiairbender 20th-Aug-2012 02:15 am (UTC)
that book made me cry and then our teacher made us watch the movie </3 such a cruel woman.
skyisempty 20th-Aug-2012 08:04 pm (UTC)
Or Toy Story 3.
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