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11:09 am - 08/19/2012

TW: Ugly Beneath the Cut

It’s no good, Benedict Cumberbatch can’t stop us liking him

The Old Harrovian has resorted to some low abuse, but it only adds to the actor’s allure




Benedict Cumberbatch must be one of the oddest-sounding names in the acting profession. It puts you in mind of a flamboyant gentleman’s outfitters on Savile Row, or an undertaker in Dickens. So much so that his father chose Carlton instead as his stage name because it cast fewer shadows. But his 36-year-old son has made his unusual moniker part and parcel of the beguiling spell he currently casts over audiences. Neither he nor the name are traditional leading-man material. Those slanty blue-green eyes and hollow cheekbones, and that freckly ginger colouring make him, he has remarked, a dead ringer for Shergar, the missing-presumed-dead racehorse.

One critic spotted his passing resemblance to Sid the sloth in Ice Age, while a blogger likened him to an otter. News that he is to appear in next year’s Star Trek sequel-of-the-sequel-of-the-sequel is causing a flurry of “looks like” pairings of photographs with Mr Spock. Most, it should be said, have been posted by men. With the opposite sex, the star of Atonement, War Horse, Sherlock, and now the new, upmarket TV adaptation of Ford Madox Ford’s Parade’s End, can boast a 30,000-strong Twitter fan club called the Cumberbitches. There’s that unlikely name proving its worth again. Carlton wouldn’t have lent itself so easily to manipulation, but then it might have provided a bit more cover now that Cumberbatch’s every move makes headlines and is accompanied by the sort of hysteria usually reserved for boy bands.

Perhaps the desire to establish a few boundaries between himself and his public is why Cumberbatch – or Bandersnatch Cummerbund as The Washington Post recently dubbed him (the pun is more obscure than your standard Private Eye corruption, but it is testament to his global reach) – has of late started sounding a bit sour. Once he gave charming, modest interviews fanning the flames by revealing that he had “been broody since the age of 12”.

Of late, he has been straining to dispel his lovely-boy-next-door reputation. First he lashed out at Downton Abbey as “atrocious” – a kick in the teeth for the Sunday evening audiences who have propelled him to Hollywood stardom. Worse, he used the F-word in his attack on the serial. This is the man who used to be unable even to allow “Cumberbitches” to pass his cupid-bow lips, referring to them as Cumberbabes instead. Then he split with Olivia Poulet, his actress girlfriend since drama school (she plays Emma Messinger in The Thick of It). There is a well-established cliché of men who achieve fame dumping the women who supported them on the way up, and Ben Batch, as the red-top gossip columnists refer to him, has started playing up to the image of Cumber-batchelor (sorry, it’s catching).

He has been photographed on the red carpet with fashion designer Anna Jones and, more recently, with Lydia Hearst, the inevitable supermodel, on his arm. Next he took a lazy swipe in the forthcoming issue of Reader’s Digest at the Prime Minister – decrying “fat-faced flatulent Cameron’s efforts at Toryism”. Hardly Sherlock-like analysis. Given his own chiselled facial bones, it felt a bit cheap – like Keira Knightley picking on Ann Widdecombe because of her looks. And finally, he has been busy bemoaning, as an Old Harrovian, “posh-bashing” and threatening to decamp for America. But if there is a strategy here to cool things down with his fan base – and, remember, Cumberbatch “toyed very seriously with the idea” of being a barrister, and so knows his way round conjuring an argument out of nothing – then it seems to have backfired. It has only made us love him even more. The Guardian, no less, has done him the compliment of praising his defence of those born with a silver spoon, while Julian Fellowes – a more predictable defender of the upper crust – has laughed off Cumberbatch’s tantrum over Downton. “I have known Benedict since he was a little boy and I couldn’t be fonder of him,” he said this week. The thing with The Batch is that he is so obviously much more than the latest posh, pretty(ish)-boy English actor lapping up his 15 minutes of top-billing.

He effortlessly blurs the line between being a leading man and a character actor. Usually, you do the first young and briefly, then fade from memory, or you bide your time until jawlines sag before making your mark. Cumberbatch seems to have pulled off both at once. Take his choice of roles. He has studiously avoided the Hugh Grant, foppish rom-com route. And he manages, when the part requires it (notably in Sherlock), to carry an asexual air with him. Moreover, he avoids the obvious – giving a wide berth to efforts to make him David Tennant’s successor as Doctor Who – and goes instead for unlikely and potentially unlikeable parts. His Holmes could, in less subtle hands, have seemed remote and somewhere on the autistic spectrum.

He won plaudits for his Vincent Van Gogh in 2010’s Painted With Words, and awards for playing both Victor Frankenstein and his monster in Danny Boyle’s National Theatre adaptation of Mary Shelley’s Gothic horror novel. His latest role – opposite childhood friend Rebecca Hall – as the repressed and cuckolded Christopher Tietjens in Parade’s End continues this theme of playing characters that aren’t immediate audience-pleasers, and yet finding in their tragedy a human warmth.

As an actor, he’s more Daniel Day-Lewis than Daniel Craig. And for all his recent posturing on posh-bashing (his description of “roughing it” by going to Manchester University rather than Oxbridge is priceless), Cumberbatch isn’t nearly as grand as that surname and his alma mater might suggest. His parents are jobbing actors. Timothy Carlton’s long list of credits rings few bells, while his mother, Wanda Ventham, is still routinely tagged as having played Cassandra’s mum in Only Fools and Horses. She took well-paid roles on TV and in West End farces to pay the school fees, in preference to the RSC, he has said, but the couple still needed a scholarship to send young Benedict to Harrow.

The choice arose, he explained, after his prep school head recommended it as the antidote to the “hyperactive nightmare” that gripped him as a child. So placing him isn’t as easy as it first appears, or sounds. Whether he’s billed as Benedict Cumberbatch, Benedict Carlton or Ben Batch, there is that chameleon-like quality about him that seems set to prove far more enduring and intriguing for audiences than his angular, slightly wonky features, his current run of high-profile roles, or even his clumsy attempts to make us stop liking him.

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explodingpuppet 19th-Aug-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
lol I like how just a drawing of him is under the cut
lovelylaura23 19th-Aug-2012 02:56 pm (UTC)
lol I can find a real pic, if you want. I just used the one from the article XD
explodingpuppet 19th-Aug-2012 03:17 pm (UTC)
oh, no! I think it's funny that you gave warning for just a drawing. Warning totally needed tbh
amethystcitrine 19th-Aug-2012 04:28 pm (UTC)
Aw, I miss the drawing tho.
amethystcitrine 19th-Aug-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
Who cares, though?
dovecage 19th-Aug-2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
This snozzcumber motherfucker again...
dovecage 19th-Aug-2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
his description of “roughing it” by going to Manchester University rather than Oxbridge is priceless

WUT? Fuck off, Barnaby Huffleclout.
vervain 19th-Aug-2012 03:10 pm (UTC)
lmao ok i love that, Barnaby Huffleclout. sounds like a harry potter name.

maybe the half muggle distant cousin of the Malfoy's, y'know the relative they refuse to speak to because he's part muggle and he's just that annoying.
aredhela 19th-Aug-2012 03:13 pm (UTC)
I accept this as absolute truth.
dedradawn 19th-Aug-2012 05:56 pm (UTC)
I think he'd be a squib, though.
blocaholic 19th-Aug-2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
Lmao what a fucking dick
imkevinspacey 19th-Aug-2012 04:40 pm (UTC)
That was one of the best universities I got into, oop, lol.
onlybrandy 19th-Aug-2012 02:58 pm (UTC)
It sound like the papers love this topic just as much as ONTD does. I'm over it.
fromyourashes 19th-Aug-2012 02:58 pm (UTC)
I had no idea who he was until he started talking shit about a show I don't even watch, and now I'm in love with these posts. Giving me life, ty.
arisma 19th-Aug-2012 03:13 pm (UTC)
lol this is me, except I had a vague idea who he was. Saw him in Stuart: A Life Backwards and spent the whole movie repulsed by his face.
wintourseason 19th-Aug-2012 03:33 pm (UTC)
Yeah but that film was worth his miserable visage.
fromyourashes 19th-Aug-2012 04:16 pm (UTC)
The first time I saw his face, I honest to god thought he had a disability of some sort and was prepared to defend him. And then I read the words. Sigh.
theratwhispers 19th-Aug-2012 02:58 pm (UTC)
Also, I finally watched some Sherlock, and I do not get the crazy fandom. It's alright, but it's kind passable to me.
liebestorys 19th-Aug-2012 03:02 pm (UTC)
The episodes were so long it became boring.
fauxkaren 19th-Aug-2012 04:57 pm (UTC)
Well it starts two white guys with English accents.

So.

lol. But yes, IA. It's a decent show, but nowhere near as good as the rabidity of the fandom would lead you to believe.
godramaclub 19th-Aug-2012 05:04 pm (UTC)
I feel this way about Sherlock, too. I kinda like it, watching it passes an hour and half when I'm chilling out on the sofa but it's not really living up to the massive hype for me.
wee_mango 19th-Aug-2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
Same but then again I'm no fan of BC and I cannot stand Martin Freeman. Don't get the hype at all. :/
evilgmbethy this is why the fandom is crazy19th-Aug-2012 06:01 pm (UTC)
sirenlyfox Re: this is why the fandom is crazy19th-Aug-2012 10:44 pm (UTC)
made me lol
wauwy 19th-Aug-2012 10:54 pm (UTC)
mte, it's pretty mediocre.

Never underestimate the power of two white guys in close proximity, though. Especially when one is outwardly mean to the other but has SECRET FEELINGS about him
lovelylaura23 OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:00 pm (UTC)

1) Creature from the Black Lagoon.
2) The LJ goat.
3) A lizard.
4) A snake.
5) An under-developed feutus.
6) Butt-head.
7) A frog.
8) A caveman.
9) A hobgoblin.
10) The pod racer commentator(s) from The Phantom Menace.
11) A peculiar breed of ostrich.
12) Butt-ugly martians.
13) Sid from Ice Age.
14) The creature from Splice.
15) A hammerhead shark.
16) An ugly renaissance baby.
17) A praying mantis.
18) A llama.
19) Frankenstein.
20) A melting cat.

1) 'don't feel bad for him, he's a perfect 10. on his home planet.'
2)"a man who jerks off in libraries".
3) 'Old World Handsome'.
4) "something people studied in Victorian times in a cage"
5) 'lol. dis amphibian.'
letitrainblue Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
i lol every time
wonderwomanhero Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
I wanted to add giraffe tho
stellaglam Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:06 pm (UTC)
LOL these are all amazing but my personal fav is number 11 and 16.
ghost_busting Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:09 pm (UTC)
lmfao amazing. 11 just made me choke on my soda.
vertigo_vox Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:10 pm (UTC)
Tou forgot abot Nessie! I like his Nessie pic.
takeaxbreath Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:11 pm (UTC)
dead @ the LJ goat
die2nitelive4ev Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:15 pm (UTC)
lovelylaura23 oh look a stan19th-Aug-2012 03:20 pm (UTC)
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explodingpuppet Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:18 pm (UTC)
all these wonderful, creative insults and my fav is still "lol. dis amphibian"
blocaholic Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:54 pm (UTC)
dead @ ugly renaissance baby
emilenshook Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 03:54 pm (UTC)
still missing High Elf from Skyrim
dedradawn Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 04:35 pm (UTC)
Someone yesterday said he looks like a wax figure left too close to the radiator.
imkevinspacey Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 04:42 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't it be Frankenstein's creature, not Frankenstein?

Frankenstein is meant to be hot.
kwikimart Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 04:49 pm (UTC)
LOL ngl I'm kinda proud that I made the list a couple of times.

kurtvonnegut 19th-Aug-2012 04:51 pm (UTC)
don't forget about "melting rubber band" - someone yesterday
honey_child Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 04:53 pm (UTC)
Forgetting "middle stage of an Animorphs cover"
xel_squirgle_ox Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 04:57 pm (UTC)
a melted ken doll!
a_way_of_sin 19th-Aug-2012 05:50 pm (UTC)
missing blobfish tbh
kotori99 Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 06:02 pm (UTC)
"the pod racer commentator from The Phantom Menace"

LOL OMG
agatharuncible Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 09:08 pm (UTC)
#15 is what I always say tbqh. but I like #2 and "something people studied in Victorian times in a cage"
silken_floss Re: OBLIG INSULTS19th-Aug-2012 11:43 pm (UTC)
DEAD @ An ugly renaissance baby
demented_21 19th-Aug-2012 03:00 pm (UTC)
As an actor, he’s more Daniel Day-Lewis than Daniel Craig

Que?
wonderwomanhero 19th-Aug-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
Daniel Day Lewis is known for being very method actor
demented_21 19th-Aug-2012 03:11 pm (UTC)
Is Cumberbatch method as well? idk idk even if he is that's a random comparison, I don't think he and DDL are similar at all. And imo Daniel Craig is a random person to juxtapose to DDL as well, James Bond aside his career hasn't been mainstream. It's like the author randomly picked 2 other male actors and put their names up there.
wonderwomanhero 19th-Aug-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)


this pasty faced giraffe lookin tool
insane_sweetie 19th-Aug-2012 03:01 pm (UTC)
there is that chameleon-like quality about him

stop making it so easy.
bienenkiste 19th-Aug-2012 03:03 pm (UTC)
LMAO IKR.
christoph 19th-Aug-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
lmao
halfslytherin 19th-Aug-2012 03:05 pm (UTC)
rofl
demented_21 19th-Aug-2012 03:11 pm (UTC)
LOLLLLLL
mingemonster 19th-Aug-2012 03:37 pm (UTC)
lmao
dedradawn 19th-Aug-2012 04:04 pm (UTC)
I noticed that, too. Subtle!
gingerk5 19th-Aug-2012 05:44 pm (UTC)
LOL!
agatharuncible 19th-Aug-2012 09:09 pm (UTC)
lmao
wauwy 19th-Aug-2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
lmaoooo
shincaru 19th-Aug-2012 03:02 pm (UTC)
Disappointed this did not have a name like Barnabas Pom-Tiddly in the title :(

Waiting for the day when I click the Cumbersnoot tag and all the posts only have nonsense names in the headers. *cross fingers*
gloeden 19th-Aug-2012 06:29 pm (UTC)
Bindlesnaff Pom-Lovingssteinsnaffintonvowelbaiter.
The Fourth.
babysinclair 19th-Aug-2012 03:02 pm (UTC)
Who has the list of names from that Downton Abbey poast???


THEY ALL KILLED ME
chiihiro 19th-Aug-2012 03:04 pm (UTC)
They're all here: http://extrahotgreat.com/ehgm-0045/
letitrainblue 19th-Aug-2012 03:03 pm (UTC)
He effortlessly blurs the line between being a leading man and a character actor.

or how to write words without actually saying something or giving them a meaning.
dedradawn Re: 19th-Aug-2012 04:06 pm (UTC)
A simpler way to put it: He acts.
vertigo_vox 19th-Aug-2012 03:03 pm (UTC)
lol @ your warning!
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